Quote# 138795

God went in my body, as the body of a horny devil.same size. I see jesus in visions nude and he has his penus in hands and rubs and jesus points at me and starts licking me with his sticky tongue.

Bob Hickman, Twitter 18 Comments [7/12/2018 2:04:33 AM]
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Pharaoh Bastethotep

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7/12/2018 2:06:11 AM

Happy Atheist

Hey, Bob has a Twitter page?

A brief glance shows a whole load of tweets in different languages. I'd always assumed that, being based in Indiana, Bob spoke English. Is it possible he doesn't, and Google translates his fun, little snippets, and that's why it always comes out as this unstable gibberish?

7/12/2018 2:25:41 AM

Timjer

You kow, I'd put the "oooh myyyyy" meme here just from the "horny devil" line, but the entire post is just so insane that I cannot single anything out even if I tried.

Regardless, OH GOD WHY!? I need brain bleach now...

7/12/2018 2:46:33 AM

heleninedinburgh

"Licking me with his sticky tongue" needs to be a thing. It makes me think of Jesus as one of those lizards which shoot their long tongues right out to catch insects to eat.

7/12/2018 3:08:24 AM

Skide

@heleninedinburgh

Jesus is a reptoid?

7/12/2018 5:06:04 AM

heleninedinburgh

It's a hypothesis.

7/12/2018 7:00:06 AM

Anon-e-moose

God went in my body, as the body of a horny devil.same size


Can't be.

God has a Holy Righteous Penis. [/Navaros]

7/12/2018 7:15:00 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@heleninedinburgh:
Well, basilisks can already run on water, earning them the colloquial name "Jesus lizard"...

7/12/2018 7:38:09 AM

checkmate

Cool. Kinky Jesus.

7/12/2018 8:15:47 AM



This has nothing to do with being a fundie and everything to do with psychosis. I hope he's taking his meds regularly.

7/12/2018 9:23:45 AM

dxdydz

Grade A porn plot material.

7/12/2018 9:31:05 AM

Timjer

#2154260

You have a point, but the problem is so many fundies skirt the vague border between the two that it's hard to draw a clear line.

7/12/2018 9:39:54 AM

The Crimson Ghost

This guy again. I was hoping that he had finally been located, tranquilized & taken back to the lab where he escaped from. And religious people wonder why we think they're lunatics.

Penus? I don't even want to think about that one, but the last sentence rivals usachinanukewar for the title of "Creepy Homoerotic Jesus Yaoi Fanboy".

7/12/2018 10:34:19 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ #2154260
This has nothing to do with being a fundie and everything to do with psychosis


There's a difference?

7/12/2018 10:51:44 AM

Bob J.

First we had Christian Romance novels, now it is time for Christian Porn.
Sunday School will never be the same.

7/12/2018 10:56:45 AM

HotaruSobotka

Oh lord and lady, THIS guy again!

Was God rubbing your balls and dick with his "electric hands" again?

7/12/2018 12:57:45 PM

Thinking Allowed

Poor writing - check

Poor spelling - check

Poor grammar - check

Congratulations Bob, you have submitted a perfect fanfic story.

7/12/2018 2:10:33 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Thinking Allowed:
You forgot "bad ses scene".

7/12/2018 2:13:09 PM

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