Izayacel #sexist incels.is

Chess Represents the brutal truth, thats actually insane

ever wondered why chess is how it is?

you have your frontline full of farmers/slaves , they have the most limited move options in the game and "need to work hard" to get promoted
BUT they can easily be crushed while attempting so ( towers , springers and watever in the way)

they represent low tier, genetic males, they get placed on the bottom and need to hussle to get to the top ( IF EVEN )

you have towers,bishops they have greater move options and have more power by default " dont need to work hard "
AND they can not be easily crushed bc of their movement OPTIONS

see? they represent high tier genetic upper males, they get placed on top and have options by default ( model jobs, desired by most , ez life ...)

Springers / horses, have good movement options but are limited
they need to think to be able to make impacts but they can * they need to work *

ever wondered why litteraly no one ever promotes an farmer into a springer and choose towers or bishops instead?
bc its EASY, its like hey i get another chance so why not let it be as simple as possible this time

those are your typical normies, they think they get somewhere but just end up coping and betabux

and then you have your Queen , SHE has the best movements options in the game and is the MOST VALUEABLE FIGURE BY DEFAULT
she=mvp by default,
She cant be checkmaked although she is the strongest figure, why? bc man are the disposable ones ( the King )

thats your female, her value is given regardless, *i dont need to work*
man are thirsty like shits ( farmers ) and wanna protect and wonder why they fail ( no value )

divorce raping her isnt possible bc she is a woman hence the not being able to be checkmaked


The King, very limited movement options, looses the game after hes checkmaked
he cant checkmake the opponents king himself (cucked)

hes your husband cuck, cant do shit and gets divorce raped if needet, remember the queen cant be checkmaked thing?
bc it is a SHE ( Female )

only the king can loose the game but never the female
only the man need to play the game/have game but never the female

this shit is so mindblow its insane
that guy who invented the game propably was a philosoph god iq saint

(Emphasis original)

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