How big for a dick halo ?
How big must one be to ascend via dick? Is bulge game legit ?
I’m doing PE going for like 8.5x7.25. 7.75x6.5 atm. I heard flaccid gains come first. Would be cool to walk around freeballing In sweats with a sick dick print.
First post btw... been lurking for maybe 2 or 3 months
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What the everloving fuck? You're gonna injure your dick, sir. PE is dangerous. Also, you're already above average, and too big of a dick is painful to some women, especially if they're built small. Trust me, banging on my cervix is a good way to get me to throw up on you.
Huh...? A..."dick halo"? As in, you want a shimmering, rainbow-coloured ring of light around your penis? I'm extremely confused :(
Also, "ascend via dick"? You want to climb a giant penis like Jack and the beanstalk? Couldn't help but notice the username as well..."Schrödinger's Dick". Does that mean your dick is both flaccid AND erect as long as it's not being observed? Man, this dude has some weird ideas about penises.
How big a dick? About this big...
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Seriously, it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts.
Oh, and most women are fairly insensitive "in there". A baby might be squeezed out through that canal, sometimes taking hours to do it.
If there were many sensitives spots, women would die during child-birth from the sensations.
What the first commenter said.
Also, what's the second measurement? Is it the size it is when limp? Or is it how wide it is? Because either of those things is very unusual. I mean, let's face it, when it's limp it's always rather pathetic, every man knows this already and I've never met one who cared. And if you're 6.5 inches wide, you're never going to have sex with a female human anyway.
Closeted status of all manbabies: Confirmed.
But when a 'forum' that is basically a sausagefest becomes a circlejerk . Freud was right after all.
If it pleases the court, I would like to submit Exhibit A: the OP. Also, Exhibit B: their obsession with 'Chad'..
The prosecution rests.
@K
You can only ascend on your dick when you can naol two 2x4's together with it
...or drill at least mild steel with it. Otherwise, as Canuckistani Enginerd AvE would suggest to this tool: 'Keep it in a vice! '
Is he trying to impress the other guys in the locker room? Schrodinger's Dick? More like Schrodinger's Brain.
@ Swede- That is doubtless the only time the words "dick" & "big" will be used in reference to Fat Nixon. Not a day goes by where I don't read the news hoping to see the headline "Trump Dies of Massive Stroke on Toilet".
@Pharaoh Bastethotep
I REMEMBER THAT GUY! He's right up there with "Bathtub Leviathan", the "Poop-Devil" guy and "Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina".
"ascend via dick" Is this weirdo trying to make his member big enough to climb? What the heck's a "dick halo"?
SPEAK NORMAL WORDS, SON!
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