bluecollarCEL #sexist incels.is

I fucking hate dogs but they might get me pussy. What breed of dog would be the best wingman?

I hate the concept of owning a dog. Having to play with them, take them out for walks, take them out for shits. Seems like a big pain in the ass.

However I noticed guys with dogs at my local park and they always have qt's approaching them and end up getting these girls numbers and probably fuck them.

So what kind of dog would get the most female interest. I am thinking Golden Retriever.

Is their some service where I can just rent a dog for a day?

If I actually own a dog I am afraid the girls might want my phone number so they can fuck the dog instead of me.

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