I fucking hate dogs but they might get me pussy. What breed of dog would be the best wingman?
I hate the concept of owning a dog. Having to play with them, take them out for walks, take them out for shits. Seems like a big pain in the ass.
However I noticed guys with dogs at my local park and they always have qt's approaching them and end up getting these girls numbers and probably fuck them.
So what kind of dog would get the most female interest. I am thinking Golden Retriever.
Is their some service where I can just rent a dog for a day?
If I actually own a dog I am afraid the girls might want my phone number so they can fuck the dog instead of me.
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Dude, don't inflict yourself on an animal.
Buy a leash, and walk around the park shouting for your lost dog, Markey. Become despondent when asking women if theyve seen your dog.
Pretend to care about any other living thing on the planet for long enough to fool them into feeling sympathy for your manipulative ass.
Trust me, this will only work rarely, but your odds are much better than being seen with a ill-maintained, skittish dog that hates you.
The dog is not what is important, it's just a conversation starter. The interaction with the dog gives clues to people's personalities. It can show glimpses of an attractive tender and devoted side or in your case make obvious your indifference and outright cruelty. But as always with incels you made a cheap visual summation because you can't understand human beings.
There is nothing that will just "get" you a girl and that includes being attractive. You can't stand around strumming a guitar and expect a groupie to come pull your pants off. You can't sit on the hood of a Ferrari and expect a hot girl to drag you into the back seat. You can't bulk up into a roid monster, flex, grunt, and then expect bikini-clad cheerleaders to hang off your arms. These are just things that might make you stand out from a crowd. Anything visual can only spark interest and then you're on your own. Disingenuous efforts and shallow affectations like what you think you'd be able to do with a dog would only make your inherent dishonesty more obvious and blow up in your face. An actual relationship - something none of you fucking freaks ever seem to understand - is not based on simple physical attraction. The best you could hope for trying to bank on looks alone is a one night stand and even then a woman isn't going to sleep with you if you spend the entire time being completely insufferable. The minute you reveal just what kind of person you really are and the fact that on top of you seeing relationships as nothing but material exchanges (a deal breaker in and of itself except for a very specific and very toxic kind of woman and even then they will only put up with so much) being with you for any extended period of time will be a prison of frustration, resentment, paranoia, and various kinds of abuse any hopes of a long term commitment are just gone. It don't matter how pretty you are or how much money you have nothing can make up for being a completely rotten person. Sometimes equally wretched people will gravitate towards each other, true enough, but it ALWAYS falls apart eventually.
No dog, or any living creature for that matter, deserves to be within 500 feet of you. Do not even consider getting a dog, you will be busted for animal neglect & your stated goal will not come to pass. Women can spot loathsome men a mile away, & animal abusers even easier.
I'm certain that even a goldfish would be too much work for this pathetic little goblin. You know you're truly a useless life form when even taking care of an animal companion is too much effort.
My advice? Buy a shotgun & use it. On yourself, bluecollar.
Do not get a dog. Do not get a cat. Do not get a ferret. Do not get a parrot. Do not get any animal. If you really want to try this, volunteer to walk dogs at the local animal shelter, though I am guessing they would reject your volunteer application.
And if you rent a dog for a day just to get some pussy, what are you going to tell her when she comes over and finds no dog and no evidence that you own or have ever owned a dog?
And as much as some women like dogs, they still hate shitty personalities. So you're still going to have to work on that.
So let me see if I've got this right. You're talking about dogs as if they're a total pain in the ass.
Dogs have been bred for generations (sometimes thousands of years, depending on the breed) to be as perfect a companion as humankind can imagine. They've been bred to be less aggressive, more obedient/submissive or joyful-spirited or industrious, cuter, smaller or bigger, even to have low-maintenance fur/no fur, and even that doesn't prompt you to think of a dog as anything you could derive pleasure from owning? I've read a lot of crap from you incels, but unless I've forgotten something, even the incel or MGTOW communities haven't suggested generations-long breeding programmes to model women into their idea of a more 'acceptable' companion. AND YET IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE WITH DOGS - AND THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.
I'll just put out there now that I don't think you should own a dog and I also don't think it'll achieve what you think it will (for the reasons others have already stated), but I'm staggered that you view dog ownership as having no redeeming qualities. It's a mirror of your attitude towards dating women. Even if you had a woman absolutely devoted to you, you'd be bitter about the fact that she wanted to spend time with you, wouldn't you? And yet you also wouldn't accept a woman who *wasn't* absolutely devoted to you.
Get your head sorted out, for fuck's sake.
@Just Along For The Ride
OMG, can you imagine an incel breeding program? Dozens of incels carefully listing all the traits that women have (one in twenty being something actually found among humans at least once), each competing to compile the longest, most extensive, most insulting line of bullshit for the others to gaze upon.
Then classifying all the traits that they would want in women, again each member spending hours upon hours in isolation, listing every single job, duty, task, and subtask they want their personal sex slave to perform, and demanding that it be a genetic trait bred into the female species.
Then chat rooms simply full of everyone slapping each other on the back for the success of the venture, the complete mapping of the perfect female genetic profile. And the posting of perfect-world fanfictions where the women eject and regrow virginal vaginas daily, and self-immolate if they make eye contact with Chad.
Followed by telling everyone who says 'genetics doesn't work that way' that they're just trying to use science as cope, out of a fear that incels will soon rule the world.
Confused?
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