That sounds too weak. If my kid became gay I would lock them into the closet, no food, no water etc until they learn how to behave. Originally solitary confinement proved very effective against fags in mental hospitals but thanks to the liberals you can't do that anymore so you have to take matters into your own hands.
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...but thanks to the liberals you can't do that anymore
That sounds too weak. What are you, a pussy?
We're talking about your God-given freedoms, here! Liberals be damned! You should be demanding your right to lock your kid away without food or water.
Go to county council meetings and make your voice heard! Write editorials in your local paper! Stand on a street corner and shout it at passersby! Tell your kid's teachers! Tell the cops when they come to arrest you! Tell the judge at your trial! Tell your whole cell block!
I wonder what the "weak solution" guy this guy's retorted to was. I don't want to click the link.
Probably something also insane but more "conventional" like "A year of grounding with nightly spankings".
The fact that this bozo uses "weak" is very telling. AH! FRUMMIE AUTHORITARIAN MACHISMO....the Path of the TRULY WEAK!
You know, even the guys the Navy puts in their most stringent solitary confinement get bread and water.
Buuuuut who expects humane treatment from a friendly republican...
If my kid became gay I would ...
Right!
And if my kid became left-handed, I'd beat his left hand with a tire iron until he learned to use his right hand, the way any God fearing Christian should. And if he put mustard on his hot dogs, I'd hit his head with a brick until he learned to use ketchup. And if he became a Yankees fan, I'd shoot the goddamn bastard.
So there.
Oh, and if he ever used a dependant introductory conditional clause without a following comma, I'd have him deported to a shithole country.
No wonder you were deleted from Reddit, thenotso friendlyrepubican.
You would have been from a meeting of the Log Cabin Republicans.
Your 'Emprah' is literally going to need every single supporter he can get after November.
Can he afford to alienate even LGBT voters?!
No wonder Arnold Schwarzenegger became Governor of California: twice. He is a Republican. His pro-LGBT policies and all...!
That "very effective" treatment of "fags" in mental hospital was just keeping them confined, away from society. The only thing you are going to accomplice by locking your kids away, would be to not see them. They might PRETEND to be straight, long enough to leave your home-slash-prison, and never come back.
How in Crikey's name are you friendly, in any way, shape or form? That's one of the least friendly, most bigoted and hateful things I've read in quite a while.
Confused?
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