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Involving the Coming Vampire War - Do not Get the Flu Vaccine

This involves my post from here:

Thread: War's Coming.

Do not get the Flu Vaccine this year!

Something got put into it to weaken people. So they'll be more susceptible to Vampires. Whatever they put into it the Flu Vaccine this year will make it more difficult for people to fight back. It'll make them easier prey.

It will be harder for someone to fight back if they've received the Flu Vaccine. The person can still wield Sterling Silver blades! He or she can still use weapons. But it'll just make it more difficult to do combat if he or she has gotten the Flu Vaccine this year.

So do not get the Flu Vaccine this year!

HeraldofDawn777, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [9/3/2018 3:49:43 PM]
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But didn't you know that without the vaccine you were sure to catch the Stupid? It's far more dangerous than vampires. Oops, I see it's too late to save you now.

9/3/2018 5:25:12 PM


Man, "Blade 4" has a shitty plot.

9/4/2018 9:54:26 AM


OK, but are this reverse vampires?

9/4/2018 10:12:43 AM

Doubting Thomas

OK, still trying to determine if this is a massive poe or if this person is genuinely crazy.

9/4/2018 2:22:51 PM


Anti-Vaxxers have obviously no valid arguments so they resort to tha stupid.

But I can do this in reverse. Get your flu shot, and the Vampires won't touch you, because they can see that your blood is contaminated from five miles away, and will not come anywhere near you.


9/4/2018 3:13:46 PM


Oh god, and he gets worse. He goes on about how the vaccine prevents you from using magic. And then claims he's a vampire hunter. Okay, if a poe, he's wasting his talents at GLP, but honestly, I just think he's nucking futs.

9/4/2018 11:06:11 PM


I've seen worse fanfic, but Lucilius is right, I'm not paying to see this movie in theatres.

9/5/2018 3:59:44 PM


You stole that from a TV show didn't you. Only it was Zombies who tainted the flu vaccine not Vampires.

9/5/2018 5:56:27 PM


All we gotta do is start putting garlic in the flu vaccines then, right? Problem solved.

9/6/2018 7:16:14 AM


Fortunately for me, my primary care provider uses those nifty crucifix syringes.

9/6/2018 8:44:18 PM


@ #2165123

"Fortunately for me, my primary care provider uses those nifty crucifix syringes."

Mine too. And through my workplace health insurance, I also get the duplex shot: flue vaccination [u]plus[u/] holy water. That'll do the trick!

Regards & all,

Thomas L. Nielsen

9/7/2018 2:12:48 AM

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