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Barry Soetoro, better known by pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is a Kenyan national who claimed to be the rightful 44th President of the United States. He is a homosexual atheist liberal sympathetic to Islam and Wicca and he hates Christianity because of the truth and clarity it provides. Soetoro also claims to have been born in Hawaii. He is also known as Bathhouse Barry, due to his affinity for sodomite acts.

Soetoro is "married" to Michael Soetoro, a male transsexual who prefers to go by the name "Michelle." Soetoro also claims to have been born in Hawaii, and provided a fake birth certificate to prove that he is a relentless liar, a fact documented by then-Congressman Joe Wilson.

Soetoro won the 2008 presidential election illegitimately due to his birth in Kenya, and won primarily because of the fact that he ran against milquetoast RINO and pretend war hero John McCain and apostate Mormon and RINO Willard "Mitt" Romney in 2012. Soetoro picked sexual assault perpetrator and general idiot Joe Biden as his running mate to cater to blue collar working class voters.

Soetoro's main accomplishments include the "Affordable" Care Act, which accomplished nothing except raising health insurance premiums through the roof and then throwing more people onto the weak sauce government welfare program Medicaid. Soetoro also nominated two far-left affirmative action picks to the Supreme Court, and he nominated Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State so she could make it to where effeminate sodomites and extremely butch lesbians could lie about their sex on their passports, thus causing all sorts of national security incidents where men identified as women got flagged because of their penises.

Soetoro caused racial tensions to skyrocket in the US, presided over a sluggish economy, threw order out of the window in favor of moral decadence, and his presidency was an illegitimate, illegal, nightmarish farce. His successor, Donald Trump, pledged to undo the damage Soetoro did, but has instead continued down the path to wanton destruction.


JD, SimplyChristian 26 Comments [9/12/2018 1:44:46 AM]
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Citizen Justin

It's only James Wilson again.

9/12/2018 1:54:41 AM



Man you forgot to mention how he partook in daily orgies with Soros.

9/12/2018 4:04:14 AM

Hasher

Is the weather nice on your planet?

9/12/2018 5:43:46 AM

Doubting Thomas

Obama has been out of office for nearly two years now. You can finally stop with the totally unfounded accusations & conspiracy theories.

9/12/2018 6:01:32 AM

NonProphet

Literally every word of this is a lie. It's like you're training for the Bullshit Olympics.

9/12/2018 6:13:02 AM

Chloe

Even Mitt Romney is a RINO? Damn.

9/12/2018 6:18:20 AM

Dr. Razark

Ok, so Obama is using a fake name, is an openly closeted homosexual, married to a man who is a woman, faked his own birth in Hawaii, selected an awful human being as running mate, and ran on a campaign of completely destroying the US and turning it into a Marxist, atheist, Muslim paradise.

And still won the election twice. He even won the popular vote both times, and with more votes each time than Trump got.



"...his presidency was an illegitimate, illegal, nightmarish farce."

Even if it was, what the fuck can you, or anyone, do about it?

9/12/2018 6:44:05 AM

Skide

Everyone I don`t like is GAY!

9/12/2018 6:54:45 AM

Kanna

News flash, sparky: Obama isn't running for office at the present, so there is no reason to drag up all these long-refuted lies. Most of us already know this. What rock have you been living under?

9/12/2018 7:09:57 AM

Joules

Don't they have slander and libel laws in the US?

9/12/2018 7:19:48 AM

Anon-e-moose

Come to Britain and say that about, say, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There's nothing stopping him from coming to my country and answering such... 'claims' via his hiring a top-notch QC.

As Britain's libel & slander laws are hyper-savage & ultra-brutal: infinitely worse than the US's, why let a little something like the 1st Amendment stop your going down the path to wanton destruction by you voicing your equally credible 'Opinion' elsewhere...?!

(*Crickets chirp*)

...thought not.

If you're not prepared to do exactly that outside your country: without mummy's apron strings of the US Constitution to hide behind like the coward you are, what makes you think you have the right to say that about anyone else in your country...?!

Say the same about your s(h)ite's admin Steven Arse: and on the same s(h)ite.

You know what you'll be admitting when you can't, won't: or daren't.

9/12/2018 7:51:37 AM

Churchy LaFemme


caused racial tensions to skyrocket in the US


Only because he had the audacity to be President While Black, and you and your fellow Klansmen just couldn't stand that. Since you claim the Orange Clown is continuing "down the path to wanton destruction," I expect your next post will detail all of the proven crimes and misdemeanors he has committed.

9/12/2018 8:30:09 AM

checkmate

Barry Soetoro, ... (blah, blah, blah)


Yes! And he also ate hot dogs with mustard instead of ketchup. Oh, the horror.



LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP!

9/12/2018 1:04:36 PM

TastyHamSandwich

The entire post is a trainwreck of deceit and outright lies, only verging accidentally close to the truth in the final sentence, citing the Trump administration as a trainwreck as well.

9/12/2018 1:40:23 PM

creativerealms

You see as much as liberals and democrats hate Trump we have never gone this far. We have never made up lies about him and his wife like this.

9/12/2018 3:04:07 PM

creativerealms

@Chloe

Romney has always been a RINO. They never liked him, because he's a Mormon and he introduced social healthcare to his state.

JD huh? A replacement stooge for James Wilson? Make sure this one isn't a transwoman.

9/12/2018 3:09:07 PM

Zinnia

Wow.

There's nothing here I haven't seen before, but seeing it all in one place for the first time is truly breathtaking.

9/12/2018 3:58:57 PM

SpukiKitty

It's a like an Uncyclopedia entry on Obama. It's PACKED with BS and absurdity!

9/12/2018 7:29:20 PM

DarkPhoenix

As soon as I read the first sentence, my mind replaced this whole screed with the sound that the adults make in the Peanuts cartoons.

9/12/2018 7:42:17 PM

Denizen

I first thought this was Obama's article on Conservapeda.

9/12/2018 8:22:54 PM

Swede

You're saying that he was born as Barry, and took the pseudonym Barack? I'd say Barry sounds like a nickname of Barack.

Mr Soretoro was just his step-dad, and he was Indonesian, not Kenyan (keep your lies in order, dolt). It's fairly common for children NOT to take the name of the new man their mother marries after their own dad has died or divorced their mother. My dad's father died when my dad was just 5 months old, and she remarried when he was 6 years old. My dad kept his father's last name, which I have also kept, and my husband has taken on.

If the first half of your first sentence is this bad and divorced from reality, is there any point in going on, dolt?

*skims through a bit of the text

Er, no, it's just getting worse. What's the color of the sky in your world, John Doe?

Wow! The very last sentence carries some relation to reality. The Orange Clown has kept a path of wanton destruction, but he's doing it by deliberately removing and desisting anything and everything Obama did, whether good or bad.

9/13/2018 2:41:24 AM

Doubting Thomas

@creativerealms

You see as much as liberals and democrats hate Trump we have never gone this far. We have never made up lies about him and his wife like this.


To be fair, that's probably because nobody needs to make up lies to make Trump look bad. All we have to do is wait for his next tweet.

9/13/2018 6:00:46 AM

Glandu

Trump...downthe path to...destruction.

only words in this entry that are not even wrong.

9/13/2018 7:05:43 AM

SpukiKitty

@Doubting Thomas

Said tweets also tend to provide unintentional comedy.

Daht...daht...daaaht....COVFEFE!....SAD!

9/13/2018 9:32:48 AM

Alencon

Still breaks your chops that the black dude is smarter, richer, more successful, more intelligent and better like than you doesn't it?

9/14/2018 2:07:33 PM

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