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Sermon 5: Growing the Church

By The Rev. William H. Grimes

Proverbs 11:30 "The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life; and he that winneth souls is wise."

Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost"

Mark 16:15 "And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature."

I've been focused on growing my local church, and I am proud of the work Bro. Steven has done with this new site. He is leading many souls to Christ with his phenomenal preaching on this site. Today, I seek mainly to provide encouragement in the soul winning going on here and the blessed work the Lord is doing with Bro. Steven and Bro. JD and this site.

It's a shame "Bro." James is apostate now, but we have won far more souls so we cannot let the rift he caused in the body of Christ to affect us too much.

If we do not preach the Gospel to every creature, PEOPLE WILL FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO OCCUPY THAT GOD-SIZED HOLE IN THEIR SOULS!!! SOME ARE TEMPTED BY THE FEMME FATALE WICKED ENCHANTRESS TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!! SHE IS TEMPTING MEN WITH HER SOUL CRUSHING LOOKS AND WICKED FAKE BREASTS AND SHE BRAZENLY SHOWS OFF HER LEGS!!!!!! THIS CANNOT STAND! SAY AMEN IN THE HOUSE OF GOD! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Some others choose wicked video games like Grand Theft Auto and Mortal Kombat and Banjo-Kazooie, and yet others turn to alcohol and prescription drugs and non-medical cannabis! We need to PRAY for these lost souls that they may find Christ!

The Bible says Christians will have many mockers in the last days, and an entire site is dedicated to mocking people, including us, who will stand against liberalism proudly! The Jewish sodomite controlled media will not tell you the truth, so WE have to answer the call from the Living God to PREACH the Word! I may be a mostly distant overseer of this new site, but I trust Bro. Steven will bring many souls to Christ!!!! YEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!

I TRULY BELIEVE WE ARE LIVING IN THE LAST DAYS, SO WE HAVE TO SAVE AS MANY SOULS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE OUR LORD RETURNS! NO CATHOLICISM, NO ORTHODOXY, NO PAPIST-LITE PROTESTANTISM, NO INFANT BAPTISM, NO "REAL PRESENCE," NO HERESY, NO FAKE PAPIST BIBLES, ONLY THE KJV! THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ERROR BECAUSE SO MANY ETERNAL SOULS ARE AT STAKE! God's people said AMEN!

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