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Michael Soetoro (often incorrectly referred to as Michelle Obama) is former "president" Barry Soetoro's "life partner" who the liberal media often referred to as the "First Lady" despite his being male.

Barry Soetoro, better known by his pseudonym Barack Hussein Obama, is the second open homosexual to hold the office of President of the United States, after James Buchanan. This is despite the fact that Barry Soetoro was born in Kenya to a Kenyan father and American mother, thus making him ineligible for holding the office of President of the United States.

Soetoro "married" his life partner Barry in 1992. This was legally invalid because this "marriage" occurred well before Illinois recognized same-sex civil unions in 2011 and "marriages" in 2014.

Soetoro made his goal as "First Lady" of the United States to take away choices from students and parents when it came to school lunches. By doing this, kids were forced to eat unappetizing cardboard school "lunches" that were devoid of both taste and nutrition. Some school districts even cracked down on homemade school lunches because they contained too much sugar, especially if sodas were present. This was likely done to decrease school performance in well performing districts to justify the federal overreach into the school curriculum via the Common Core monstrosity. He also introduced "exercise programs" in schools to wear kids out since they were fueled on next to no calories, and this would deteriorate academic performance even more drastically.

Soetoro was likely highly influential in causing his life partner Barry to sign unconstitutional executive orders asserting transsexual "rights" in public schools and otherwise, because Barry himself has been involved romantically and sexually with a transsexual himself. Both Michael and Barry reject the lordship of Jesus Christ in a particularly boastful way.

StevenR, SimplyChristian 8 Comments [9/14/2018 3:07:01 AM]
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Weird thing about all the Obama bither conspiracy crap: I'm pretty sure Obama would almost qualify to be a citizen anyway, even if he wasn't born in the US. Which he WAS.

9/14/2018 3:24:46 AM

Doubting Thomas

Still going with the Obama hate, I see. I suppose they'll finally get tired of it when they have a new Democrat president to hate in 2021.

9/14/2018 7:21:31 AM

Doubting Thomas


They seem to be forgetting that his mother was an American, which would also make him an American. They've never said anything about Ted Cruz being born in Canada to an American mother and Cuban father. But I guess it doesn't matter as long as you have light skin and were born in a country were the majority of people have light skin.

9/14/2018 7:23:37 AM


School lunches have always sucked.

9/14/2018 8:03:23 AM


In a world where it seems Obama conspiracies can't get any crazier; one man dares to spout some shit so crazy even the people who claim Obama is the Antichrist think this shit is nuts.

What a hero...among crazy racist asshats.

9/14/2018 9:17:26 AM


So many words just to say, "I choose fantasy over reality, and don't you dare try to convince me I'm delusional!"

9/14/2018 11:21:35 AM


The main reason why these birther idiots think Michelle is a man is because she's nearly 6 feet tall and has a bit of visible arm muscle due to regular workouts... she's something of a fitness fanatic. If that's all it takes to make one a "man", then women's athletics are rather light on actual women.

9/14/2018 1:31:30 PM


Michelle is clearly not a man, you dumbass. Your nutrition knowledge is suspect as well.

9/21/2018 6:58:28 AM

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