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Boys whose father figure is a WOMAN become effeminate homos. Girls whose father figure is a WOMAN become man-hating lesbians.

End of story. When mankind defies God's plan for the family, the punishment is confused LGBTQ offspring!!

THE WHEELS HAVE COME OFF THE WAGON!!!

CivilWarBrewing, Free Republic 21 Comments [9/14/2018 3:30:12 AM]
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Malingspann

CivilWarBrewing: "When mankind defies God's plan for the family, as seen in old sitcoms like Leave It To Beaver, the punishment is confused LGBTQ offspring!!"

9/14/2018 4:53:13 AM

checkmate

THE WHEELS HAVE COME OFF THE WAGON!!!


Right!

But then again, why is the wagon still moving along quite nicely?

9/14/2018 5:21:45 AM

Doubting Thomas

So how exactly does that work, making boys effeminate but making girls butch lesbians?


9/14/2018 5:56:41 AM

ChrisBP747

Yeah right, that old "they are converting our youth to be homosexual" chestnut is just as antifactual and hateful as the "pedophilia = homosexuality" one. And why do they think THEY know Gods plan for the family? That just reeks of hubris even in a christian context.

9/14/2018 6:03:40 AM

Swede

Modern society stopped using wagons about a hundred years ago.
But if you want to be REALLY behind the times, go ahead.



Why not move to an Amish compound...

9/14/2018 6:29:31 AM

K

So, you have support for this?
If one child is gay, all his brothers will be gay, too? I mean, if it's caused by the father figure, it'll affect all of them.

If one child is gay, all his sisters become lesbians?

That would be the most logical conclusion, no? I mean, I don't consider myself terribly effeminate, and I have a gay son. I'm not a lumberjack, but I was Navy for 20 years and all that.
Plus, two of my sons are NOT gay. So that's 2:1 evidence it was not me that made the one gay.

9/14/2018 6:37:00 AM

Kanna

I find the phrase "end of story" to be incredibly arrogant. It says " I'm right because I'm right and I have no interest in considerng any other point of view".

9/14/2018 7:31:33 AM

Anon-e-moose

Boys whose father figure is a WOMAN become effeminate homos

End of story


A certain someone had two daddies. He hung around with twelve men, two of whom were sailors; one of said twelve kissed him. Hardly associated with women, if ever. Never had a girlfriend, nor did he marry one. Told others to 'Love your fellow man'. Wore a dress.

Whoops!

9/14/2018 8:21:23 AM

Thinking Allowed

Boys whose father figure is a WOMAN become effeminate homos. Girls whose father figure is a WOMAN become man-hating lesbians.


Then please do explain single parent families where it is mom being both mother and father figure. I'm sure a lot of heterosexual people will like an explanation of why they're not gay or lesbian.

9/14/2018 9:59:17 AM

NonProphet

Too bad the actual evidence and facts completely destroy this assertion. See: all the gay kids of "strong father figure" conservative Christians. Or me, raised by my very masculine & hetero father, but I turned out multiple shades of queer.

A quick trip to the real world would just shatter these idiots' worldview, wouldn't it?

9/14/2018 10:13:56 AM

SpukiKitty

What if a kid's "Mother-Figure" is a Man? Are the results the same? D

Even if you were right; Why is it bad? If no one is hurt and eeveryone's happy, why should you care?

And if things are more "femmy", big whoopie! Things should be more "femmy" to achieve balance since Masculine & Feminine are equal and good.

We need more "gentle, soft, sensitive" men, the world would be a lot more peaceful.

Concerning Thebans; How do you explain these guys?....

....or this big, hunky football-player?....

....I dunno; Those guys reek of "manliness"!

Methinks that you see anything "Woman", "Feminine" or "Female" in the same way that Laurie Strode sees Michael Myers.

9/14/2018 12:19:34 PM

Anon-e-moose

Boys whose father figure is a WOMAN become effeminate homos


Someone here is like you: hates 'homos':



Someone is giving the stink eye to that someone while swearing in to the Senate a father who fully supports his gay son.

Who is the effeminate one in this picture? Because it's not Doug 'Piranha' Jones' son. And the Log Cabin Republicans would like a word with you, ColdTeaBrewing.

After November, it's not just that hater of 'homos' who'll need every Republican voter he can find: certainly daren't offend.

9/14/2018 12:58:39 PM

Karana

Human sexuality does not work that way......

9/14/2018 1:20:45 PM

Zinnia

If you look at the history of christian nations, it suggests that God's plan for the family is that kids don't see much of their parents, while the grandparents and older cousins do most of the child-raising. Or in the case of the nobles, the tutors and servants.

Oh wait, I forgot that 1950s American ideals go all the way back to the African savannah, my bad.

9/14/2018 1:53:34 PM

creativerealms

Things don't work that way.

9/14/2018 1:58:45 PM

SpukiKitty

@Anon-e-moose

Have you read this?....

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/03/john-oliver-marlon-bundo-book-mike-pence-troll
https://www.amazon.com/Tonight-Oliver-Presents-Marlon-Bundo/dp/145217380X
....Best thing ever! Plus, it's actually a legit children's book and very sweet (and not just some adult parody) and is a BILLION times cuter, sweeter, funnier and more fun than the Pence-made original.

9/14/2018 2:29:00 PM

Anon-e-moose

@SpukiKitty

I heard about that book. It certainly shook the wheels off the Trumptards' wagon as they vibrated with impotent rage. >:D

'[Saltiness Intensifies]'

9/14/2018 4:22:59 PM

creativerealms

@SpukiKitty

That was a low blow by Oliver as Pence's daughter, who wrilpte the original version does not even share her father's beliefs.

9/14/2018 9:39:05 PM

Titania

Graffiti on the men's room wall:
My mother made me a homosexual.

Someone wrote underneath:
If I give her some wool, could she make me one too?

@SpukiKitty
Sounds like a cute book.

9/16/2018 7:43:41 PM

SpukiKitty

@Anon-e-moose

It even sold more and got better reviews than the original.

************

@creativerealms

Well; I heard that she doesn't mind too much and the joke was more on her Dad, Mike.

The original isn't bad, just kinda bland.

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@Titania

It's ADORABLE!

And it's a legitimate children's book. It's the sweetest thing. Here's some portions....




....I got this as a Kindle.

9/16/2018 9:44:48 PM

PeteWatts

Actually research finds that children raised by lesbians usually grow up straight. Sexual orientation, especially in males, is primarily a result of biological factors. Males with older brothers are more likely to be gay. This is probably the result of an immune reaction of the mother to fetal testosterone, so that the fetal brain is not masculinized by it.

9/23/2018 3:11:27 PM

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