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Darwinism is a false religion founded by atheist Charles Darwin, because Darwin decided that he wanted to violate God's natural laws and engage in bestiality with a monkey. Darwinism assumes that the world is billions of years old, as is the universe, and that everything came out of a little atom and this expanded into the universe. Life on Earth and all of its intricacies would be absolutely impossible without the Creator, yet atheists assume that Darwin's theory of evolution allowed for people to come from pond slime and that death is "just because" instead of death being the consequence of sin. Romans 6:23 says that " For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Therefore, death simply cannot exist "just because" and it instead is the wages of sin.

Darwinism comes from humanity's desire to feel superior to the God that allows them to keep breathing, and these fools will be so arrogant and haughty even as God has them breathe their last, until they come up and meet the Lord Jesus Christ for Judgement Day. Oddly enough, despite wanting to feel superior to God, Darwinism degrades humans from being made in the image of God to being lowly primates much like chimpanzees and bonobos, and since the latter two engage in homosexual acts, that makes it okay for humans since humans are "just animals" who happen to have rationality and reason unlike chimpanzees and bonobos, but since Darwin preferred to engage in sexual activity with apes, men must also be just like apes, at least according to secular humanists, Marxists, and other forms of Darwinists, including fat atheist loser Penn Jillette.

People are naturally inclined to seek out God, and some of the most haughty and arrogant who claim they are above religion have adopted the false religion of Darwinism. On the Origin of Species is their Bible and it says that "“Thus, from the war of nature, from famine and death, the most exalted object which we are capable of conceiving, namely, the production of the higher animals, directly follows. There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved.”

Some so-called "Christians, such as those in the Roman Catholic Church and the Episcopal Church believe that the gospel of Darwin is accurate, and have made futile attempts to reconcile the Gospel of the Lord with the gospel of Darwin. "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return." Genesis 3:19 makes it abundantly clear that death was caused by sin and that sin only occurred after man was brought into the world, and for Darwinism to work there would have had to have been death before Adam to cause humans to come out of pond slime. The world constantly is breaking down, not building up, and for genetics to allow for more well adapted animals is preposterous because there is simply NO such thing as this as there is only decay due to the second law of thermodynamics beginning after the fall of man.

StevenR, SimplyChristian 16 Comments [9/14/2018 2:54:57 PM]
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You're right Darwinism is a false religion because no such religion exists.

9/14/2018 3:12:17 PM


You love the KJV do you not, Steven Arse? You know what is the source of said KJV - via it's previous head King James I - the Church of England. Welp, got news for ya. Guess who's buried & memorialised in which state religion's central place of worship, Westminster Abbey?:

"On the Origin of Species" sold more than the Bible at that time. Not only do the C-of-E welcome it's potentially doctrine-destroying discoveries with open arms, to this day do they openly admit that much of said doctrine: their KJV - which you worship, Steve-o - is purely fable & metaphor: as in not to be taken literally.

Time to find a new religion Steven Arse: because the non-existent religion of 'Darwinism' has rendered your very 'God' to be non-existent.

Not only Charles Darwin, but as of several months ago the Church of England did the same with this person:

Prof. Stephen Hawking - like Darwin - is in Heaven. Your 'God' agrees, don't bother him about it.

Conclusive proof that even your religion is false. Don't forget where your KJV came from. Your only alternative is to disagree with your 'God', and find a new religion. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is always wanting more people to touch with His Noodly Appendage. Just ask ex-long time Christian Jonathan Edwards.

9/14/2018 4:10:44 PM


"Science can't be right! That would mean I'm...I mean, God, is wrong!"

9/14/2018 4:37:10 PM

StevenR convinced me he has no idea how evolution works.

9/14/2018 5:41:13 PM

Thinking Allowed

Some so-called "Christians, such as those in the Roman Catholic Church ...

I wonder if anyone has told Stevie that being a Protestant has it's roots in the Roman Catholic Church.

9/14/2018 6:10:37 PM


Quite an accumulation of lies, Steven. You must be exhausted, all that cut and paste with a fundie-randomization filter, decorated with your own nasty little touches of snark. What a pity that it isn't getting to anyone whose mind you can change.

9/14/2018 8:26:37 PM


There is no religion called Darwinism. It's simply not a thing.

Got to love the Christian method of mixing big bang cosmology and evolution. It doesnt matter that they are two very different fields of science.

9/14/2018 9:30:03 PM


That's not how evolution works.

9/14/2018 9:36:54 PM


Entropy is increasing.

9/14/2018 10:06:48 PM

Man Called True

@Thinking Allowed: People like this genuinely don't know/believe that. To them, Protestantism is the original Christianity and Catholics are heretics who worship Mary and the Pope.

I'm surprised he didn't use the phrase "Papists".

9/15/2018 4:55:30 AM


"The wages of sin is thermodynamics."

9/15/2018 5:04:57 AM


I wonder if anyone has told Stevie that being a Protestant has it's roots in the Roman Catholic Church.

That one always baffles me. Protestantism was based on the claim that Christianity had been corrupted by the Catholic Church and thus you needed to go back to the source material in the Bible... But they used the Catholics' OWN collected source material. They didn't go back further and re-examine the decisions about what scriptures to include in the bible and what to leave out. If they *really* wanted to go back to before Catholic influence, then why did they use the Bible the Roman Catholic Church decided upon? Why not go with, say, Greek Orthodoxy?

9/15/2018 7:33:01 AM


Darwinism, or rather Evolution, is science, basic Biology, not religion, dearie. Charles Darwin was just as religious as most people were in the 1850's.

(Here I thought of posting the beautiful picture of Darwin's tomb in Westminster Abbey, but remembered to check if Anon-e-moose had done it already, and of course he had. I'm so sad that it was closed to the public (lots of black cars, and what looked like body-guards swarming around the entrance, and we were told to leave the area) when I was in London a year ago; I wanted SO to see it IRL. Oh well, I intend to go to London more times...)

Darwin was a scientist, and followed the evidence. He didn't DECIDE this, that or the other. He was puzzled by the distribution of life, neglected his medical studies, and studied nature instead.
Evolution is "only" about adaptation of life, not about the origin/creation of life, despite what his book might be named.

The Creator would be absolutely impossible without a Creator of the Creator, or a Mother of the Creator if you will.

Darwinism comes from mankind's natural curiosity about the world in which we live.

I'd rather call Mr Jillette "tall successful atheist", especially as he lost 120 pounds in 2015...

You've read On the Origin of Species? You HEATHEN!
We might have a copy, I don't know, but I know I haven't read it.

If the world is constantly breaking down, not building up, how come you can find older human dwellings below current human dwellings.

Second Law of Thermodynamics is probably just as contrary to the Bible as the Theory of Evolution is, if you actually understood it. It's the same scientific method that has produced them both. Laws are simple statements, as I understand it, while Theories are much more complex explanations of natural phenomenons. The Law is like a verse in the Bible, while the Theory is like the Book of Genesis. But, I'm a language nerd and a transport planner, not a scientist or biologist, so I'm no expert.

Oh, and Earth is not a closed environment, as we have the Sun procuring a constant refill of Energy.

9/15/2018 8:11:01 AM


I do believe StevenR has discovered the Unified Theory of Utter Wrong.

9/16/2018 7:40:03 PM

Doubting Thomas

This is a joke, right? Like it's putting all the wacko things that Christians say about Darwin and evolution into one post to make fun of them. Right?

9/17/2018 8:39:01 AM


"but since Darwin preferred to engage in sexual activity with apes,"

See, once you accept that humans ARE apes, the above line isn't offensive, or even inaccurate.
I am sure that what you're TRYING to accuse Darwin of is just an utter, baseless, lie, but this part is true. About the only true thing in your whole diatribe.

Gotta admit, all of the women I've ever had sex with or lusted after were apes. A few were in alien costumes, but we both knew they were still apes.

9/17/2018 9:02:58 AM

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