Today's Laugh 11-11-18
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TRANSCRIPT
(First picture shows a wing of the White House labelled "House of Representatives" as a wreck, while the other side labelled "Senate" is intact)
Presumably Dianne Feinstein: We took the House, why are we still angry?
Presumably Nancy Pelosi: Because our dark master senses time is running out!
Presumably Dianne Feinstein (her picture faded): What did you say?
Presumably Nancy Pelosi (her picture faded): Me? I said something?
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The GOP/Wingnuts love projecting. We Progs are happy as a kite and thankful that we won the House, have enough to be veto-proof, can now impeach the Dotard Chump Fakeministrastion and have a record number of Women, LGBTQs and Muslims in Congress. We also just recently won Arizona! Arizona is NOW, BLUE! We're feelin' the awesome and re-energized to keep up the fight!
Dick Willy: 'I drew something humourous ?! '
Your piss-poor attempts at 'Political Satire' aren't even fit for publication by "Private Eye" magazine, never mind compared to the ultra-savage cartoons by Gerald Scarfe & Ralph Steadman, and...!
(Contd. P. 94) (He'll be fired. Ed )
Shadowy Figure: "And as for being in darkness , Mr. Williams, I INVENTED darkness! " (Steps into the light, revealing himself to be the ghost of Hitler.)
Mick Williams: (Pees his pants.)
Can't see the picture, but the transcript is bad enough...
Mickie Willy, can't you draw a "laugh" about the dead pimp that was elected, instead? That might actually make people, ya know, laugh at your supposed humor, instead of laughing at you and your poor drawing and story skills.
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Mick, you really gotta stop calling these "laughs." The only way anyone could get a laugh out of these is if they were intended to be a parody of what right wing nutjobs actually think. Only they're not parodies.
And I just gotta ask, by "dark master" do you mean Obama?
The only laugh I got out of this one is when I noticed he inverted the colors of the Soviet flag.
And I guess the other one is supposed to be a... Pakistani flag drawn poorly?
Okay, we get it, Mick, Democrats are Muslims and/or commies. Blah blah blah...
I think the major failing of conservatives attempting humor is that conservative jokes serve to reinforce their worldviews.
Real humor CHALLENGES your worldview.
Makes you think, a little speed bump on the flow of thoughts in your head. Breaking up a predictable formula.
What did my dog name me?
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have ducked.
This idiot just reiterates his prejudices and blames Satan. It's not really funny.
As others pointed out, the Repugs have been progressively angrier since they won.
This has been pointed out, with factual events and angrier "winners' and eventually they always have to resort to 'no! you are!' like all five year old caught lying.
He thought the leaf on the Canadian flag was an oak leaf, no I'm not surprised that he got the colors reversed on the Communist flag. At this point, it would be more surprising if Mick got something right.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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