Quote# 141408

The vagina is a liberal organ of Satan, present in all females after the fall of man, that exists to seduce unwittingly stupid men into vile abominations unto the Lord. However, in Western culture, this evil organ is somehow given godlike status and has prompted numerous individuals into hysteria regarding the exalted status of this filthy demonic body part. Matthew 7:18 says "A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." It is objectively verifiable that since this corrupt organ does evil while sinners think that it does good, the evil fruits are what it produces.

Liberals like to think that society should talk more positively about this disgrace to God's kingdom, citing the justification that the entire body is wonderful, and righteousness and self control are obsolete. Romans 12:1 clearly says that "I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service." Therefore, highlighting and focusing on the worst part of anatomy is not what God intended.

"And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons." Genesis 3:7 notes the shame that this nasty part brought Eve, and that it needed to be covered up. If liberals were correct in their assessment that it was natural and not shameful, there would be absolutely no reason to cover it up. Liberal logic fails once more.

This evil thing can be used as an instrument of coercion, leading people to Hell. Numerous men were sent to Hell after this evil organ was used by the evil succubus Taylor Swift who possessed many men into a lustful trance, and since they all rejected the Lord Jesus Christ, they fell deeper and deeper until the succubus found the next victim. Satan formed Swift into such a way, having perfectly circular and perky breasts to trick unwittingly stupid men into engaging in utter depravity with the utmost evil organ of shame and sin

Steven R., SimplyChristian  16 Comments [12/1/2018 3:57:26 PM]
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Citizen Justin

This should not be posted here. I drew attention to this on FSTDT to try and demonstrate that they were trying to get a rise out of us. I thought that this particular article made it obvious. Apparently not.

They're copying both Conservapedia and David J Stewart in this article alone, specifically because those two have been rich sources of FSTDT quotes, and at least one of the people who makes the site used to actually comment here as "Elvis is King".

The point of FSTDT is to expose the darndest things that Fundies (and other fanatics) say, not to rise to the bait.

Please, no more from these individuals.

12/1/2018 3:59:33 PM

SpukiKitty

@Citizen Justin

Shy needs better reading comprehension.

That said; We can make up for it by laughing at how hilariously ridiculous it is....also....

....well....y'know.

Finally....

....(*singing*) GOD GAVE VA-GIN-A TO YOU!....

12/1/2018 4:33:04 PM

creativerealms

Wasn't one of James Wilson's final posts something this, and then the right after he said crap like this he came out as a woman trapped in a man's body? Red flag. Maybe they are the same person.

12/1/2018 4:40:31 PM

creativerealms

@Citizen Justin

It's all an act? Damn. I mean that's makes sense but I'm still disapointed.

12/1/2018 4:43:10 PM

Dizzy Dream

To be fair, even if it is a poe, it still sounds like DJS ramped up to 11.

12/1/2018 5:24:35 PM

Anon-e-moose

@creativerealms

Wasn't one of James Wilson's final posts something this, and then the right after he said crap like this he came out as a woman trapped in a man's body?


Correct. Indeed, I remember this in the days when that piss-poor excuse for a 'Wiki' (and it still is) was admin'd by The FAIL Jimmy Wilcum; even when the page logo was a pic of Taylor Swift's derriere: and Jimbo 'claimed' it was due to a hacker.

'Hacker'. Yeah. Right.

12/1/2018 6:56:59 PM

K'Zad Bhat

Oh, damn, @SpukiKitty!
You mean you've been afflicted with Petra, too?

12/2/2018 3:27:42 AM

Emma

A lot of Taylor's biggest male fans are gay...so...and I say that as Taylor Swift fan.

12/2/2018 6:13:34 AM

Kanna

Although I am politically liberal, my literal vagina is conservative. Great typo.

12/2/2018 7:36:53 AM

SpukiKitty

@K'Zad Bhat

....I mean, really....WUT?

12/2/2018 10:15:40 AM



"Satan formed Swift into such a way, having perfectly circular and perky breasts to trick unwittingly stupid men into engaging in utter depravity with the utmost evil organ of shame and sin"

Tell us more about those perfectly circular and perky breasts.

12/3/2018 5:58:27 AM

Doubting Thomas

Honestly I thought Steven here was a totally closeted gay with his absolute hatred of vaginas, but then described Taylor Swift's "perfectly circular and perky breasts" as if in a fit of "sex is evil and I am horny." Of course, a gay man could describe them like that as well, I'm sure. At any rate, this guy seriously needs to either get laid or rub one out. So much sexual repression is not good for anyone.

Of course if it's all a poe, that makes even more sense. Too bad that there are people out there who likely do think this.

12/3/2018 10:57:30 AM

K'Zad Bhat

@spukiKitty

Oh god, I hope no one else did that song! They were the 80s Christian "Rock" band that did God Gave Rock and Roll to You. I really thought you were making a play on that!

12/3/2018 11:17:13 PM

SpukiKitty

@K'Zad Bhat

I was; But I was thinking more of KISS....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQRYVsqVT3M
....I think Argent did the song first. It's pretty old (even the KISS one is from the mid/late 1980s 'no-makeup' period).

12/4/2018 12:03:15 AM

creativerealms

The whole woman in a man's body thing tripped me up for a while but now I am convinced again that James Wilson, William Grimes, and Steven R are the same person.

12/4/2018 7:28:23 AM

Talmyr

Poe or not, notice how the logic also implies that the male member is equally evil and sinful - after all, Adam covered himself too!

Which still doesn't explain why god created humans with evil and sinful bits, but neglected to tell them that they were so evil and sinful that knowing about them (and using them) damns you to Hell.

Did the apple cause them to sprout organs? How did excretion work before the Fall?

12/10/2018 9:33:31 AM

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