Pastor Adam Fannin #fundie youtube.com

[On a video titled "How to Avoid a Gay Waiter"]

If I ever go to a restaurant, you sit down, and then here comes this flamin' foo-foo, fruit loop, right, and you're like "Oh great". I'm here to have date night, enjoy some time with my wife, and I can't, because of the lisps, I can't even, you know. My recommendation (if you don't just get up and leave), my recommendation is just, don't order anything. "Well here, let me get you a drink." No, just wait. Just wait. And you sit there patiently and you look around. And you will find a lady that looks like a mom that looks like a very diligent worker; you will find somebody that you notice that's busy that's doing stuff. You say, "Yeah, that's the one right there." You walk up to 'em, and you say, "Hey, what's your name? Have we had you before? Can we get you over here?" Now look, don't lie. Don't say, "Oh, we've had you! You're great! I know you're the best", right? Just say, "What's your name? Have we had you before? Can we get you over here?" And I guarantee it always works. "Oh yeah, no problem, I'll get the manager, I'll get the hostess to move me around." And then you can enjoy your dinner, and hey, you better tip her well. Let that foo-foo know what he missed out on. [Several congregation members laughing and saying things like "Yeah!" and "Amen!"]

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