Quote# 142296

We didn't start life on intense difficulty, that's a nonsense cope

That would imply we started the game at all. No, we started life on Game Over mode, and pressing Start doesn't return us to the main menu. It's over, boyos. It's been over since before it ever began.

And for the record, foids started on TAS mode: press a button, let the game be completed for you.

bigantennaemay1, r/Braincels 13 Comments [2/6/2019 12:18:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Always that same game metaphor.
Hey, if you are all such l33t hardcore full-time True Gamers™, you could certainly come up with some different game metaphor once in a while, couln't you?

2/6/2019 12:25:45 PM

Citizen Justin

Want a game metaphor? OK, you incels picked up the console, gave it a few seconds' play and then tossed it aside.

2/6/2019 12:33:14 PM

K

All this time and energy spent trying to explain why your loneliness is EVERYONE'S fault but YOUR OWN?

How is that not 'cope?' Mental gymnastics to make sure you have no reason to change anything, and allow you to hate everyone.


2/6/2019 1:40:28 PM

Happy Atheist

You got your metaphor wrong.

It's not that the game is on hard mode, or over before it's started, it's that you're bad at the game and ragequit instead of learning how to play.

And here's the kicker: this is a co-op game you're playing with other real people. Women aren't game characters, they're fellow players, and it's not PVP, but collaborative. And no one wants to play with someone who gets mad and throws the controller through the screen at the first tricky jumping puzzle.

2/6/2019 3:50:15 PM

Anon-e-moose

The film "Ready Player One" is not a documentary.

...although watching vids of gameplay on YouTube, I'd say "DOOM Eternal": the first game using id Tech 7 is closer to RL detail-wise.

iddqd.

2/6/2019 5:14:49 PM

Kanna

If you were really interested in getting together with females, you'd learn to communicate with them. That means, of course, you've gotta stop talking to each other in obscure code, because that is obfuscation, not communication.

2/6/2019 5:53:07 PM

Doubting Thomas

You know, maybe if you put down the game controller, cleaned yourself up, and actually walked out of Mommy's basement and out into the big wide world, you might actually meet a woman.

2/7/2019 8:00:22 AM

Doubting Thomas

@Kanna

If you were really interested in getting together with females, you'd learn to communicate with them. That means, of course, you've gotta stop talking to each other in obscure code, because that is obfuscation, not communication.


That's the thing, though. I don't think any of them really do want to get with women. I think they're all secretly afraid of them and just use this redpill nonsense to justify never having to actually work at meeting a woman. They can also blame the entire world instead of themselves for their failure.

2/7/2019 8:03:32 AM

Indicible

As we say in EVE Online: HTFU, Harden The F*ck Up.
If you play solo in EVE, you're screwed. Find somebody you can trust to be your wingmate, or else, you will get owned.
Apply that lesson IRL.

2/7/2019 8:14:17 AM

The Crimson Ghost

You truly are a simpleton when everything is a video game.

These boys are so weak that the PS2 LEGO Star Wars game would be too much for them. Of course, that one doesn't have a difficulty setting.

2/7/2019 9:11:42 AM

practical god

Also, shockingly, life is not a video game.

2/7/2019 1:07:49 PM

Musicalbookworm

Oh, just fuck you assholes! I am so fucking sick of this idea you dipshits have that my life has been on easy mode because I happen to be female. You have no fucking idea what I've dealt with.

1. High school sucks for almost everyone. Get. the. fuck. over it!

2. My second day at my first professional job was my 25th birthday. I had worked hard and obtained a graduate degree to get there. My first morning on the job, my boss made a "joke" about firing me. By the end of the my first week, I knew it wasn't a joke. They didn't like my youth, the fact that I wasn't attending church and they were "concerned" about my vision. They made noises about accessing my medical records. I was fired at the end of week three. Just try getting another job in a competitive field when you've been fired from your first. I had already been warned that overcoming a bad first job was nearly impossible. I did crawl out from that, but it was damn hard and my career has always been held down by this.

3. Women face all the same things in life men do, bullying, romantic rejection, career set backs, health issues, not being conventionally attractive. We face additional hazards as well.

Seriously, get the fuck over yourselves. Join life and make the best of it. No, life is not fair, but as far as we know, it's the only one you get. Make the most of it.

2/7/2019 1:18:55 PM



You turned on the game did nothing and bitch when time ran out.

2/7/2019 6:23:01 PM

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