We didn't start life on intense difficulty, that's a nonsense cope
That would imply we started the game at all. No, we started life on Game Over mode, and pressing Start doesn't return us to the main menu. It's over, boyos. It's been over since before it ever began.
And for the record, foids started on TAS mode: press a button, let the game be completed for you.
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Always that same game metaphor.
Hey, if you are all such l33t hardcore full-time True Gamers, you could certainly come up with some different game metaphor once in a while, couln't you?
All this time and energy spent trying to explain why your loneliness is EVERYONE'S fault but YOUR OWN?
How is that not 'cope?' Mental gymnastics to make sure you have no reason to change anything, and allow you to hate everyone.
You got your metaphor wrong.
It's not that the game is on hard mode, or over before it's started, it's that you're bad at the game and ragequit instead of learning how to play.
And here's the kicker: this is a co-op game you're playing with other real people. Women aren't game characters, they're fellow players, and it's not PVP, but collaborative. And no one wants to play with someone who gets mad and throws the controller through the screen at the first tricky jumping puzzle.
The film "Ready Player One" is not a documentary.
...although watching vids of gameplay on YouTube, I'd say "DOOM Eternal": the first game using id Tech 7 is closer to RL detail-wise.
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If you were really interested in getting together with females, you'd learn to communicate with them. That means, of course, you've gotta stop talking to each other in obscure code, because that is obfuscation, not communication.
You know, maybe if you put down the game controller, cleaned yourself up, and actually walked out of Mommy's basement and out into the big wide world, you might actually meet a woman.
@Kanna
If you were really interested in getting together with females, you'd learn to communicate with them. That means, of course, you've gotta stop talking to each other in obscure code, because that is obfuscation, not communication.
That's the thing, though. I don't think any of them really do want to get with women. I think they're all secretly afraid of them and just use this redpill nonsense to justify never having to actually work at meeting a woman. They can also blame the entire world instead of themselves for their failure.
As we say in EVE Online: HTFU, Harden The F*ck Up.
If you play solo in EVE, you're screwed. Find somebody you can trust to be your wingmate, or else, you will get owned.
Apply that lesson IRL.
You truly are a simpleton when everything is a video game.
These boys are so weak that the PS2 LEGO Star Wars game would be too much for them. Of course, that one doesn't have a difficulty setting.
Oh, just fuck you assholes! I am so fucking sick of this idea you dipshits have that my life has been on easy mode because I happen to be female. You have no fucking idea what I've dealt with.
1. High school sucks for almost everyone. Get. the. fuck. over it!
2. My second day at my first professional job was my 25th birthday. I had worked hard and obtained a graduate degree to get there. My first morning on the job, my boss made a "joke" about firing me. By the end of the my first week, I knew it wasn't a joke. They didn't like my youth, the fact that I wasn't attending church and they were "concerned" about my vision. They made noises about accessing my medical records. I was fired at the end of week three. Just try getting another job in a competitive field when you've been fired from your first. I had already been warned that overcoming a bad first job was nearly impossible. I did crawl out from that, but it was damn hard and my career has always been held down by this.
3. Women face all the same things in life men do, bullying, romantic rejection, career set backs, health issues, not being conventionally attractive. We face additional hazards as well.
Seriously, get the fuck over yourselves. Join life and make the best of it. No, life is not fair, but as far as we know, it's the only one you get. Make the most of it.
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