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@BillionBisonBucks:
What major changes specifically, though? What new laws will be passed? How will the world at large change?


Well, since England was traditionally Catholic, the Church of England will be forced to rejoin the Catholic Church(I am an ex Catholic but Catholicism is still part of England’s cultural heritage).

Scotland will be made into a vassal kingdom with the heir to the House of Balliol restored to Scotland’s throne, since it was separate from England during the rule of Richard II.

The death penalty will be restored for mass murderers, and those who commit high treason(trying to overthrow the government). Traditionally, traitors were publically beheaded and their heads were put on pikes and publically displayed for a while.

Abortion will be made illegal except in cases where the mother’s life is in danger(which is extremely rare).

There will be a return of anti blasphemy laws against the Christian God because even though I am not sure he exists, he was the God that was traditionally worshipped.

There will be an end to open borders, to stop Muslims from immigrating to England and the Muslims living in England will have to either assimilate into western culture or get deported.

Traditional family values will be promoted because the family unit is a core function in traditional society and procreation will help save the native English demographic. Because of that, the institution of marriage will be between one man and one woman, and there will no longer be divorce. In the case of abusive spouses, there will be a legal separation that will be very much like divorce, but the separated spouses will still be considered married, unless an annulment is granted.

Since Richard II’s succession system was based on Salic law, the national anthem will be called God Save the King. The lyrics will also be revised to emphasize that the King will rule, not just reign.


God save our gracious King!

Long live our noble King!

God save the King!

Send him victorious,

Happy and glorious,

Long to rule over us:

God save the King!


O Lord our God arise,

Scatter his enemies,

And make them fall:

Help them get defeated,

Their charges to be read,

Then they be beheaded:

God save us all.


Thy choicest gifts in store,

On him be pleased to pour;

Long may he rule:

May he defend our laws,

And ever give us cause,

To sing with heart and voice,

God save the King!

Jacob Harrison, Kiwi Farms 12 Comments [2/9/2019 11:32:56 AM]
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Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Is Jacob Harrison the reincarnation of Marcus Porcius Cato?

MOS MAIORUM!

2/9/2019 11:36:13 AM

Citizen Justin

I admit to liking the changes to the second verse. Or rather, the hooligan side of me does. I can imagine singing this while Germans are present.

But it would be 'Help them be defeated'.

2/9/2019 11:45:39 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I, and I think I speak for Aspies, biology students and Aspie biology students everywhere, apologise for Jacob Harrison's idiocy and stress that not all of us are like that.

O Lord our God arise,

Scatter his enemies,

And make them fall:

Help them get defeated,

Their charges to be read,

Then they be beheaded:

God save us all.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

2/9/2019 11:56:22 AM

Hasan Prishtina

I doubt that the loyal subjects of Her Majesty are going to tolerate this, for the real words of the second verse are:

Oh Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all.

Your politics will be confounded and your knavish tricks frustrated, buffoon.

2/9/2019 1:55:38 PM

SpukiKitty

I love how Jacob Stupidson just HAD to emphasize "ruling" and make the second verse "edgier".

I think he wants to be King and be the most macho one ever.

2/9/2019 7:10:58 PM

Thinking Allowed

if you're going to restore the kingdoms to their originality, that means I can take my rightful place as the queen of Ireland. You do know I am a direct descendant of the 10th Prince of Carberry.

2/9/2019 8:14:24 PM

Anon-e-moose

As former Kiwi Farms mod, resident legal expert & John Goodman fan AnOminous says, 'Might Makes Right':



Come at her, bro.

They've already half broken him: Fagatron's superior knowledge of Kang Jerkob the Naive's own religion has made him become an Agnostic, therefore...!

Seeing as Jerko has abandoned his Catholicism thread, he's also Attention Whoring his "Star Wars"/"Star Trek" crackfic BS, to which I say just two words: "Babylon 5". I refer him to the most recent post in that thread by FatFuckFrank the 'Goddamn Sexual Tyrannosaurus'.

Speaking of that quote by Jesse 'Blain' Ventura, while the now Disney-owned 20th Century Fox franchise "Predator" has been crossed with their "Alien" one: and - via Dark Horse Comics with "2000 AD" & DC Comics - "Predator Versus Judge Dredd" and "Batman Versus Predator/II/III", the latest addition "The Predator" not only shows those with Autism in a positive light: but - as the Yautja wants the protagonist's son for that species-enhancing purpose - posits the notion that he represents the next step in human evolution, you're not that boy who, at the end of that film, is able to translate Yautja script: thus determine that the nanotech-based device is the Predator Killer armour, Jerkob.

But then, when you don't know your own religion...!

2/9/2019 8:17:55 PM

Chloe

So he's going to ignore everything that happened past 1520 or so?

2/10/2019 12:32:41 AM

quinky

"The death penalty will be restored for mass murderers, and those who commit high treason(trying to overthrow the government)"

This, coming from a man who openly adocates oerthrowing the government.

2/10/2019 1:15:44 AM

Kanna

^^^ I was about to say what quinky just said. Do you hear the tumbrel rolling over the cobblestones?

2/10/2019 7:30:18 AM

Titania

Oh, poor Jacob. If you had lived in those days, YOUR head would have been chopped off, because you are trying to overthrow the government. That's if you were a noble, otherwise you'd be hanged, drawn and quartered {look it up yourself, it was no picnic}.

Oh, and the English NEVER had Salic Law, that was a French thing.

My version would be: God (if he exists) save our poor mental patients, who THINK they're kings.

2/11/2019 7:29:56 PM

K'Zad Bhat

Would the poor traitors be hung as well as drawn and quartered, or one of the other? I see doing both as being rather redundant, as hanging itself is generally meant to kill you in the first place. And done right, is actually quick and painless . . . of course it was not often done right.

Drawn and quartered now . . . that was never going to be pleasant. Pray that you pass out quickly. Even if you're an atheist, pray to every God whose name you know, believe me!

2/12/2019 1:03:15 AM

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