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Here's the problem. You seem to expect people would just go 'oh, okay. Well if the law says so, we must obey'. Even if your choice of puppet was enstated, parliament isn't going to just accept it. Even if parliament was forced guns-to-head to dissolve themselves for good, the people would just take the fight to the palace. The English are not adverse to killing their own royals if need be. More likely, your puppet would be every bit the useless, powerless national pet that royals have been for centuries now.

I very much enjoyed this telling depiction of your personally perfected England, though. Really shows everything there is to know about you.

As I said before, my secret society will infiltrate parliament and then pass an act that will change the monarchy and give the true king absolute power. So it will be done by legal means.

Jacob Harrison, Kiwi Farms 14 Comments [2/9/2019 11:33:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

give the true king absolute power.

How is that compatible with your worship of tradition? England never was an absolute monarchy.

2/9/2019 11:38:21 AM


my secret society

Are there anyone besides you in it?

2/9/2019 11:53:15 AM

Adolf Hitler

pass an act that will [...] give the true king absolute power. So it will be done by legal means.

I approve!

2/9/2019 12:28:38 PM


Why don't you go the traditional route to power ...and just bash in the heads of anybody in your way?

2/9/2019 10:30:30 PM


my secret society

...and one which holds it's meetings in a phonebox: with room to spare.

2/9/2019 10:40:03 PM


So... BBB says that people won't accept it just because it's made legal, and Jacob Harrison counters this by not actually reading anything he said.

Debate Master!

2/10/2019 1:04:40 AM

Doubting Thomas

I don't know which is more laughable, the idea that this guy has a secret society, or that British parliament will give the ruling monarch absolute power just because this idiot suggests it.

2/10/2019 8:21:48 AM

You just announced what your plans are. So much for secret. And absolute power will corrupt absolutely. And legal means? So you'll allow parliament to vote on it?

2/10/2019 8:25:25 AM


Just food for thought:

The woman in the picture can move in any direction she wants, as far as she wants. The man to her left can only move diagonally and must stay on the black.

2/10/2019 10:16:40 AM


Below is an actual image of a typical meeting of Jacob Harrison's SECRET SOCIETY!....

....and the decoder rings spell out exhortations to drink Ovaltine.

2/10/2019 12:22:43 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

I don't think it has that many members...

2/10/2019 12:31:38 PM


@Pharaoh Bastethotep

Yup! Jacob Harrison....all alone, suffocating in a box with his Ovaltine.

2/10/2019 1:43:30 PM



And in more ways than one.

Checkmate indeed, Jerkob.

2/10/2019 8:53:11 PM

"As I said before, my secret society will infiltrate parliament"

But then Scribbler will expose your secret society.

2/11/2019 5:11:11 AM

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