Quote# 142360

"If They Could Talk"



Transcript:
Baby (thinking): QUICK - Is this Virginia, or New York?
Voice: Welcome to South Carolina, little one!
Baby (thinking): Thank the Almighty!!

Mick Williams:
He didn't dodge it by much. Virginia and North Carolina have fallen to the left. Three main reasons:
1) The MIA church
2) The communist media, which gave zero coverage to the Northam scandal. Locally, the media bent over backwards to portray it as a smear campaign.
3) Voter apathy, which elected Northam.

Texas Cowboy:
Great "cartoon." What a horrible thing abortion is.

cwill:
The babe made it out of the womb in one piece but it‘s not out of the woods yet. Now the gender has to be decided...boy — girl —both — neither ?

Mick Williams:
He's probably just south enough to escape that nonsense.


Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 22 Comments [2/10/2019 11:21:30 AM]
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Blair

So anyone with liberal beliefs is a 'communist'?

2/10/2019 11:57:52 AM

Malingspann

Mick Williams: "Of course I'm SERIOUS!! AND STOP CALLING ME SHIRLEY!!!!"

2/10/2019 11:59:23 AM

Jocasta McFucken

Yes because in New York they slaughter babies the moment they emerge from the birth canal.

2/10/2019 12:01:10 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

How does a newborn understand English, let alone know the abortion laws (or rather strawmen thereof) of various US states?

2/10/2019 12:16:08 PM

Chloe

Virginia literally had it's government honor Robert E. Lee. You need to watch the news more.

2/10/2019 12:24:45 PM

Kanna

So a child might be male / female / both / neither if born in the north but that would never happen in the south ...just exactly how magical is that Mason-Dixon Line anyway? Is it like a de-gaussing loop for sexuality? And what if the child was conceived on the north side, would that make a difference? Enquiring minds want to know.

2/10/2019 12:38:25 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Texas Cowboy:
Great "cartoon."

Seems like even Lady Chesspidgeon's sycophants think Mick Williams can't draw...

2/10/2019 1:17:23 PM

Thanos6

Speaking as an SC native and resident, fuck off.

2/10/2019 1:18:44 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

"If They Could Talk"

The baby doesn't actually talk, only think...

PS:
So the opposite of Mick Williams, who only talks, writes and draws (badly), but never thinks...

2/10/2019 1:36:36 PM

Blair

@Pharaoh:

I was thinking the same...
and would they have killed the baby?

I'm sure that's not a law in any state...

2/10/2019 1:39:58 PM

checkmate

Thank the Almighty!!


They cut that bubble short. When he heard "Welcome to South Carolina, little one!", he really said "Thank the Almighty I'm white so I won't be treated like a piece of shit by these racist Southern dumbwits".

2/10/2019 2:34:49 PM

Zinnia

This isn't "if they could talk", it's "if they were born with a deeply flawed adult's knowledge of the world plus irrational paranoia".

And WTF is with this whole infanticide thing? "Post-birth abortion", ignoring the obvious contradiction in terms, is not something anyone does, and is not something liberals (or anyone else) have ever supported, and is not something people are about to rush into in order to "own the cons". Where is it coming from?

2/10/2019 2:54:23 PM

Kuyohashi

Dammit, Prick, it's bad enough you subject Rod Serling to your spastic delusions of artistry! Leave John McCain out of it!

That's who that is, right?

And then, after the gender is "selected," there's still the bloodbath to determine which church will indoctrinate him, then the rush to get him into the right white-supremacy groups, and of course, the fuster-cluck to pick a pointless, GOP-driven foreign war for him to die in. Because to Repugs, you only have value insofar as you pray the right way, hate the right people, and can point a gun at a foreigner in their own damned country.

2/10/2019 7:15:29 PM



Mick needs to take developmental psychology. Then learn basic biology then how the law works and how abortion works.

2/10/2019 7:22:40 PM

Anon-e-moose

What if that baby grows up to be gay, Dick Willy...?!

2/10/2019 8:00:34 PM

Titania

I'm glad you're SO concerned about fetuses!!! Too bad about the kids who get killed, and who will continue to be killed, by lunatics with guns, in your country.

Now I'm off to read some "communist media".

2/10/2019 8:29:13 PM

Thanos6

@checkmate:

C'mon, we're not all like that.

2/10/2019 10:48:57 PM

TB Tabby

Voice: And don't worry, this is a vaccine-free hospital!

Baby: NOOOOOOOOO!

2/10/2019 11:27:19 PM

Doubting Thomas

Oh FFS, it is now and always will be illegal to kill a baby that's been born. If we could perform retroactive abortions, we'd start with all you crazy right-wing fundies.

2/11/2019 7:33:28 AM

Thinking Allowed

The only baby I know of that can think in full sentences is Stewie and he would be wondering why he wasn't in Washington D.C. to take over the world.

2/11/2019 10:09:15 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Thinking Allowed:
Because another baby (872 months old, 1.9 m long, carotenodermia, microcheiria) is already occupying it?

2/11/2019 10:31:10 AM

K'Zad Bhat

And are we all really forgetting the 42nd trimester abortion Mrs. Cartman was attempting to procure? Seriously, people!

2/11/2019 12:32:30 PM

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