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@BillionBisonBucks:
Yeah, that would be the 'guns-to-heads' bit I mentioned.

Also, you are incredibly uncharismatic. Do you have any followers? Do you have any plans to develop the skills and resources to attract them? Because brother, this ain't it.

It wouldn't be guns to head. What I am saying is that the members of parliament themselves will be secret agents of my society.

What will help me gain followers will be when I marry @pomme and move to England. There I can gain supporters within the United Kingdom Independence Party. And me and Pomme's children can convince their friends to join my society. I can also get Scots to join the society by promising the Scots independence when the true king is restored, because the true heir to the throne of England is not the heir to Scotland. My society can establish a youth wing similar to the Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts that can teach children about the true king. While I may not see the true king restored in my lifetime, my descendants will multiply, and the society will gradually grow larger so the plan will eventually be fulfilled.

Jacob Harrison, Kiwi Farms 88 Comments [2/10/2019 11:29:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Jacob Harrison's delusions of being some kind of diabolic mastermind are hilarious.

2/10/2019 11:29:44 AM

Skide

But he is aware that you don't actually gain loyal followers like in age of empires game? Wololololo.

2/10/2019 1:03:41 PM



Oh, come on. This is just trolling. Stop feeding him.

2/10/2019 2:24:04 PM

checkmate

first you have to solve this:


2/10/2019 2:51:31 PM

Citizen Justin

He's only 19. Hopefully he'll learn.

2/10/2019 5:48:39 PM

Anon-e-moose

Yeah, well, since Fagatron & co. on the Farms half-broke you perhaps they're close to fully doing so, seeing as that's fucked up any pre-Charles I heirs for you to put on the throne here in Britain.

And as Cromwell made sure of that since, I'm afraid you'll have to settle for Charles, William & Harry.

...oh, and UKRAP Jerkob? There's an extremely good reason why Nige FaRAGE left that which he created: and not just because he got exactly what he wanted out of that single-platform farty... er, I mean 'party' that now consists of the last remnants of the NF, BNP & EDL.

@checkmate

It's in Corgis' innate behaviour to nip at peoples' ankles: it's in their DNA.



The fangs of her very fluffy Corgis contain an ultra-powerful neurotoxin: should you even think of looking at their mistress funny, they'll nip at your ankles. Even then, you'll be killed at the speed of neurotransmission: in all probability dead before you hit the ground. [/Kronsteen, Rosa Klebb]

2/10/2019 8:12:45 PM

Titania

Oh why don't you tell the Scots that you're a Jacobite then, Jake? I'll guarantee you they haven't heard that one before. (winks)

2/10/2019 8:18:41 PM

Sasha

I think you are vastly overestimating the gullibility of the public. And that's not something I say lightly.

2/10/2019 11:02:35 PM

hydrolythe

@Anon-e-Moose

Nigel Farange did not create UKIP. It was Alan Sked, who did however leave UKIP because he thought the party was racist. In his words: "UKIP is even less liberal than the British National Party (BNP). Certainly, there is a symbiosis between elements of the parties,"

I admit I do feel kind of sorry for Alan Sked. All he wanted was to create a Eurosceptic alternative to the mainstream parties but he ended up failing miserably at it. In 2013 he tried to create New Deal, a party that would challenge Labour from the centre-left, but due to an illness invading his life he was literally unable to even field candidates with it. Who knows, perhaps he'd have better luck when he creates Prosper UK.

2/11/2019 12:04:27 AM

Anon-e-moose

@hydrolythe

...but perhaps he'd wished that FaRAGE had, though.

At least the blame for running it into the ground can be placed solely on that Attention Whore.

It can't last long now that the neo-Nazis have basically taken it over: and UKRAP now is basically the last piece of driftwood the NF, BNP & EDL can cling to after Cap'n Nige sank it with anti-ship missiles: launched from HMS UKRAP.

An NF candidate in the 2015 general election - on just an immigration platform: and only that - running against my MP in the Hull East constituency got just 86 votes: as opposed to Karl Turner (Labour) being re-elected with 18,180.

And with an increased majority.

It's over, rightards here in Britain: WWII made sure of that. Time to give up.

Perhaps they should have learned from James Goldsmith's 'Referendum Party'. He gave up. Nige didn't.

He of all... things should realise why that old saying 'Be careful what you wish for' exists, and for an extremely good reason.

There are some things that should never have been allowed to happen in the first place. With this 'deal' as a result of this clusterfuck, even 20% of a 'Brexit' is no Brexit at all. And the 'Backstop', and a Customs Union, results in a so-called 'Brexit' that's softer than Nige's microdick. Don't blame me: I voted Remain.

And Status Quo is not just the name of a band.

Are all you Brexitards - from you Nige, to Jerkoff Pees-Bogg to the Nazi UKRAP - prepared to pay the mortgages, bills, put food on the tables & clothe the kids of those who'll lose their jobs as a result of your precious 'Pride'...?

Nissan. Honda. Airbus.

2/11/2019 12:20:26 AM



The God-King of England will return.
What does the Scribbler think of this?

2/11/2019 4:46:47 AM

Thinking Allowed

As I read Jake's drivel, I could hear my 6 year old niece talking.

2/11/2019 9:59:33 AM



All of Jake's threads are cherished treasures.

2/13/2019 10:24:29 PM

Jacob Harrison

I have a new plan on restoring the true heir to England's throne and here is why you should help.

I am disgusted that Joshua Moon is violating New Zealand's laws because it makes us Trump supporters seem like hypocrites as I explained here. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2019-03-17-new-zealand-police-we-would-like-to-preserve-any-posts-and-technical-data-including-ip-addresses-email-addresses-etc.54376/page-35#post-4459064

Because of it, I plan to overthrow him and take over Kiwi Farms so that the site can be used to recruit people to my cause to restore the true heir.

Since you probably are also disgusted with Joshua Moon, you should help me with my plan. Any woman here with computer skills should seduce Joshua Moon and come to his house. Then she can go on his computer and hack into the site to get rid of his administrative power and give the administrative power to me.

3/21/2019 5:54:32 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Jacob Harrison:
Any woman here with computer skills should seduce Joshua Moon and come to his house.

Are you encouraging sexual immorality? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

3/21/2019 6:07:42 AM

Jacob Harrison

@Pharoah Bastethotep

Seducing someone when going undercover has biblical precedent in the Book of Judith.

3/21/2019 6:20:00 AM

Anon-e-moose

So: afraid that Josh Moon's retarded attitudes post-Christchurch will ensure you won't have a forum to post your bullshit on much, Jerkob...?!

Still: A stopped clock is right twice a day at least.

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=141893&Page=2#2178856

But your own Trespass-based Hypocrisy showing much II, Jerkob: by your desperate need to Attention Whore here...?!

Because why would you need to: if you said 'Goodbye' - by definition leaving & never returning - to FSTDT, if the now terrorist-supporting Kiwi Farms: via it hosting that video could result in it's Physical Removal from the internet.

I mean, just Joshy's record alone would be the permanent shutdown reason cherry on the cake that said critics would need, eh...?!

A hypocrite pointing out another hypocrite: whose own 'Hero' is a hypocrite. So give us one good reason - especially via your own hypocrisy (as exposed here: http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=141893&Page=2#2178856) - why you shouldn't be b& from FSTDT for your constant trespassing: as you have been from the Forums by Sigmaleph?

http://forums.fstdt.digibase.ca/index.php?PHPSESSID=696vc7k8g37r1lb6pjm5s4ve92&topic=8185.0

Because at least the Forums took a completely different attitude to the Christchurch atrocity to that hypocrite: which you pointed out there: so like that stopped clock, some... thing can be 'right' at least.

But wrong about it's own hypocrisy elsewhere therefore the only reason for it's return is it's mental handicap-based need to Attention Whore here: thinking it can order others to do what it wants, but we on FSTDT will always refuse because Hypocrites have no rights: not even to have whatever it says considered credible - and therefore obeyable - in any way. Because why the need to return to a place that exposed your own hypocrisy re. your never being welcome here, certainly invading it's HTML territory, if you already have a place to assuage your Attention Whoring obsessional needs...?!

After all: has Sigmaleph needed to post here: or behave like another admin? If you need help - and you seriously do: via a psychologist & industrial-strength meds - then ask Melchett on the Farms: you know how to PM, do you not? You'll get fuck all help from we on FSTDT: and after your hypocrisy displayed here, we'll never help you; why should we aid Hypocrites who invade our territory with 'Expectations' that we'll do whatever you tell us to? Oh, and speaking of which...

https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Unrealistic_expectations

What you want FSTDT to do: for you of all... things?! Like your SPECTRE-esque criminal 'masterplan' to take over my country, you think we will give you aid & succour re. this 'plan' of all things?! Encyclopedia Dramatica certainly nailed it re. you, Jerkob: and your mental handicap-based delusion that we must do as you tell us to.

Sucker.

...or simply create your own forum: and ask anyone on KF to leave that place and join yours. It must work, amirite: if you order them to do as you wish, that is. You wouldn't want to prove yourself wrong by proving me (and therefore ED) right about your mental handicap.

Because imposing your demands on others is a guaranteed method of success - keeping in mind the concept of 'Unrealistic Expectations' by Encyclopedia Dramatica - is it not...?!

Go ahead, re. your own forum - if you think you can do better than Josh - and order... er, I mean ask others on KF to leave and join yours.

The only one stopping you - certainly in proving me wrong - is you.

3/21/2019 7:22:20 AM

Jacob Harrison

@Anon-e-moose

But wrong about it's own hypocrisy elsewhere therefore the only reason for it's return is it's mental handicap-based need to Attention Whore here: Because why the need to return to a place that exposed your own hypocrisy re. your never being welcome here, certainly invading it's HTML territory, if you already have a place to assuage your Attention Whoring obsessional needs...?!

I am returning here to ask for help with my plan to overthrow Joshua Moon. First I will address my “hypocrisy” and then I will explain more on why you should help my plan.

First of all, evading bans here is not against the law, while trespassing on someone’s property is.

I would not “trespass” here if my bans were valid. However my bans here are inconsistent and arbitrary. There is not a page containing a specific list of rules to follow. The admins originally allowed me to preach and spread my views and then later banned me for it. What line did I even cross?

Helping my plan is the only way that the terrorist’s disgusting video of the terrorist attack can be taken down from the internet. While Kiwi Farms has been banned in New Zealand and Australia it is unlikely that Kiwi Farms will be banned in other countries. Most definitely not the US, because the First Amendment prevents the government from doing so. So unless you help my plan, that video will be permanently on the internet and inspire other sick people to commit similar terrorist attacks. If you don’t help my plan, the blood of future victims to terrorist attacks will be on your hands.


3/21/2019 8:12:49 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Jacob Harrison:
The admins originally allowed me to preach and spread my views and then later banned me for it. What line did I even cross?

We initially did not ban you because some of us found your antics - which never had and never will have any chance to convert anyone to your causs - kind of amusing. But over the time, you stopped being amusing. Indeed, your obsessions, hare-brained schemes, horrible attempts at artistry amd gullibility is rather disturbing. I warned you that this kind of thing could have serious damamge later in your life, especially since you are apparently posting under your real name. Again, I encourage you to look up a certain Christian/Christine "Chris-Chan" Weston Chandler - the very person Kiwi Farms was formed to cyberbully. You fit right into their target profile.

I will not ban you for now, for against all reason, I feel the need to help you. But if I realise that this is futile, I WILL ban you.
If you do want to have your life ruined by your obsessions and by suicidally offering yourself to the vicious trolls of the Kiwi Farms, ultimately, there is nothing I can do to stop you. But my conscience demands that I offer you advice on how to avoid the doom you seem so dead-set to bring upon you.

3/21/2019 8:45:49 AM

Jacob Harrison

Here is a shocking plot twist. Jacob Harrison is not my real name. I have taken the necessary precautions to prevent people from finding out my personal information.

3/21/2019 9:02:22 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

@Jacob Harrison:
I have taken the necessary precautions to prevent people from finding out my personal information.

...and then you were effortlessly lured into releasing embarassing videos (or at least, you should be embarrassed by them) where your face is clearly visiblle. Oink oink.

3/21/2019 9:08:05 AM

Jacob Harrison

My more recent oink video was part of a deal with Niam. The former deleted oink video was a trick and I learned to be more careful.

It is indeed embarrassing but at least it is very unlikely people I know personally will ever find it.

Having my face visible won’t cause people to find out my real name and street address.

3/21/2019 9:46:05 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Jerkob

I am returning here to ask for help with my plan to overthrow Joshua Moon


@Me

What you want FSTDT to do: for you of all... things?!


you think we will give you aid & succour re. this 'plan' of all things?!


Because imposing your demands on others is a guaranteed method of success - keeping in mind the concept of 'Unrealistic Expectations' by Encyclopedia Dramatica - is it not...?!


Reading Comprehension not exactly one of it's strong suits, eh Pharaoh Bastethotep?!

What part of 'We in FSTDT won't help you' doesn't it understand? Also 'You're not welcome here'? It's hypocrisy is such that even Stevie Wonder can see it: and not just it's Unrealistic Expectations that it thinks it can order others to do what it wants and expects others to just go along with what it wants without the slightest questioning of such?

Thus it's mental handicap writ large: Naivete - no doubt based on an extremely sheltered upbringing - of the worst kind imaginable.

A kid barely out of it's teens, and a so-called 'Anglophile' who bases his entire - and extremely retarded - mindset on the fact his father has a British sports car by Triumph, and a Land Rover. Well, like my country post-WWII, Triumph no longer exists*, and Jaguar-Land Rover is owned by Tata Motors: of India, it's time you realised that thinking one has the right to have ideas above your station is the most retarded notion imaginable (just ask Shitler) and therefore you must Grow Up.

We did.

Oh, and I'll just leave this here Pharaoh & everyone else for your perusal & personal Schadenfreude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHY5WuvPxbI

Certainly proof of what a naïve little retard it is instead of Growing Up. Now squeal like one, boy! [/"Deliverance"] >:D

https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-harrison.31833/

From Massachusetts United States


Shall someone else tell it that the Farmers are very good at doxxing, or shall I...?!

Especially after what it said about Joshua in that particular thread on KF.

*- (Via Googling 'Triumph'):

The rights to the Triumph marque are currently owned by BMW, who purchased the Rover Group in 1994


For some... thing so obsessed with History, it's obsession with factors that are worse-than irrelevant are such they have no bearing with more recent events.

What's past is past: and can never be reverted to as they once were. Those who have Grown Up realise that.

Why can't this naïve little boy?

3/21/2019 10:18:05 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

My more recent oink video

...you made MORE THAN ONE?!?

You are insane!

3/21/2019 12:01:46 PM

Jacob Harrison

@Anon-e-moose

Why do you refer to me as “it”?

What part of 'We in FSTDT won't help you' doesn't it understand? Also 'You're not welcome here'? It's hypocrisy is such that even Stevie Wonder can see it: and not just it's Unrealistic Expectations that it thinks it can order others to do what it wants and expects others to just go along with what it wants without the slightest questioning of such?

What part of “helping me is the only way that horrible video can be removed from Kiwi Farms” do you not understand? Why do you prefer that video staying on the site and inspiring future terrorists, over me taking over Kiwi Farms and getting rid of the video?

A kid barely out of it's teens, and a so-called 'Anglophile' who bases his entire - and extremely retarded - mindset on the fact his father has a British sports car by Triumph, and a Land Rover. Well, like my country post-WWII, Triumph no longer exists*, and Jaguar-Land Rover is owned by Tata Motors: of India, it's time you realised that thinking one has the right to have ideas above your station is the most retarded notion imaginable (just ask Shitler) and therefore you must Grow Up.

The Triumph and the Land Rover are from the 1970s.

I said before that I am also an Anglophile because I have English ancestry, and because America is culturally Anglo Saxon due to being an English speaking country, founded by English, and having it’s constitution and laws based off of England’s laws.

Shall someone else tell it that the Farmers are very good at doxxing, or shall I...?!

Massachusetts has 351 municipalities. They will not be able to find which one I live in since they don’t know my real name or phone number. The user Fagatron attempted to dox me and all he found is the things I posted on the internet under the name Jacob Harrison.

@Pharaoh Bastethotep
When I found out that the original video was a trick, I deleted it, but months later I had to make a new one as part of a deal.

3/21/2019 1:49:39 PM

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