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Incels should be ancaps

In an anarcho-capitalist society most of us would be long dead due to natural selection, which would be taking process uninhibited by the federal government. Those of us who wouldn’t be dead would have a decent chance to improve because many of us are not complete retards. HGH and T would be available like milk and eggs, we could buy women like slaves. Honestly ancapistan would be great for us

JohnnySalami , incels.is 18 Comments [2/11/2019 10:54:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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we could buy women like slaves

The only way Johnny could get to play Hide The Salami?

2/11/2019 10:58:04 AM


If you're already one kind of incredible screaming asshole, why not add another variety of utter shittiness? Build a combo pack!

2/11/2019 11:07:58 AM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

HGH and T


we could buy women like slaves

No, you wouldn't because you would be wageslaves with zero disposable income and immeasurable debt and the rich arseholes would be hoarding the hottest girls for themselves. Not that it would matter, anyways, since you'd have no time to spend with your wife because you have to work all day, and I mean ALL day, just to stay afloat.

2/11/2019 11:21:16 AM


What's HGH and T?

So if you manage to survive, you think you would be living like Kings in a capitalist world with no central authority making sure people don't screw each other over by refusing to pay them wages, dump toxic waste wherever, mixing stuff in with your drugs, and so forth. How exactly is that going to work?

2/11/2019 11:29:46 AM

Citizen Justin

HGH is human growth hormone. T is testosterone.

Due to the scarcity of resources, both of them would are available in limited quantities but highly expensive. (In an anarcho-capitalist world the seller would charge as much as they like, until they end up as slaves that is. There would also be a great deal of 'snake oil' available, due to no government agency.) Both human growth hormone and steroids (of which testosterone is one) have severe side effects. Yes. I'm in security, I know exactly what I'm talking about here and I've seen (and heard, and smelt) the side effects. And no way would I myself touch that, or recommend it to anyone else!

As a political proposition, anarcho-capitalism is even less viable than the workers' paradise the Communists of the 20th century envisioned. However, it's something for the assholes to rally round.

2/11/2019 11:51:10 AM

What if women could buy you like slaves? Or maybe Chads would own you.

2/11/2019 12:05:39 PM

K'Zad Bhat

Let me tell you the reason I laugh at this!

I have a cousin. This cousin is a woman.

This woman was in an accident that left her mostly paralyzed for several months, face crushed, trach tube, shattered hip. Very bad. Several months bedridden, and physical therapy after.

She at one point, after all the surgeries, after all the therapy, having recovered and being able to walk well, got herself a boyfriend.

Boyfriend is a drug dealer, trying to get her to put everything in her name, apartment, car, whole kit and kaboodle. (She said no.)

He eventually gets pissed about something, and decides he's going to beat her into line.

Cut short, he ends up calling the cops. "My girlfriend is beating my ass, come make her stop!"

Yeah . . . try to buy her. I might even sell her to you! After she beats your ass and escapes, I'll split the money with her. Then we can do it again! Why? Because not many people I know are tougher than her.

Really, though, all the people who talk about the great benefits of anarcho-capitalism, as if they'll be the beneficiaries of such a system, have no idea that the only reason they are alive is because most of the rest of us don't want to face the consequences of violating the law. A lot more people are capable of immediate and great violence than these assholes understand, and they are a part of the reason our civilization exists and is as strong as it is.

2/11/2019 12:22:10 PM

Pharaoh Bastethotep

*applauds K'Zad Bhat's cousin and hugs her over that accident, especially in light of his own current half-a-year-long recovery from necrotising pancreatitis which included a long time of being bedridden as well*

2/11/2019 12:30:21 PM


"we could buy women like slaves"

With what? What can you contribute to such a society at such a rate that you can afford the hotties?

2/11/2019 12:42:04 PM


The anc(r)aps' 'God' Penischet nationalised Chile's Copper industry: he alone exposes their hypocrisy in not rejecting their own FAILosophy; in other words, Physically Removing themselves.

You lot should be familiar with that concept, when - along with r/Alt-Right & r/Physical Removal: said anc(r)aps thrown out of the HTML helicopter that is Reddit - a certain sub was permab&:


I hear your own refuge from digital statelessness has had to switch web domains at least once, so your... society is far from physically existing, if your post-Reddit one is on shaky foundations.

Foundations that can crumble at any time should your current webhosts disapprove of the poisonous content allowed to fester in your s(h)ite: precisely why r/Incels was Physically Removed, as per that promoted by r/Physical Removal: Anc(r)aps, thus resulting in their Physical Removal. And that's not exactly great for you, honestly.

Just ask those who were in Incelocalypse: for all the 111 days that s(h)ite existed.

2/11/2019 1:04:35 PM

Gabriel LaVedier

One thing I never got about ancaps... who issues, backs, enforces and legitimizes the money? Some kind of monetary guild like the water merchants in Fallout? What keeps value stable and prevents deflation and inflation interrupting regular trade?

2/11/2019 6:36:02 PM


Go ahead, fantasize. It'll pass the time nicely while you cry yourself to sleep.

2/11/2019 9:09:09 PM


I admittedly have very little experience with ancaps, but the few I've met seem to have very stupid ideas about gold and silver. I'm guessing that their money-free economy will involve that, somehow.

2/11/2019 11:38:15 PM


HGH and T would be available like gold and silver, and you'd have nothing to buy women with, except your own bodies.

Honestly, "ancapistan" would be just as crappy for you as the real world is.

2/12/2019 12:02:44 AM

K'Zad Bhat

As gold and silver keeps getting brought up, at least by people who seem to know the truth, I think I'll specifically spell it out.

Gold and silver have no intrinsic value in the low tech society that would end up resulting from anarcho-capitalism. We cannot develop or maintain our level of technology without some powerful entity maintaining peaceful trade. At times the powerful entity has been trade consortia hiring mercenaries to prevent attacks on farms, mines, lumber mill operations, and trade routes. Now it's more "official" governments. Without them, in genuine anarchy, we cannot afford to put energy into anything more than feeding ourselves and small tribal groups around us. Strong trade unions and governments are necessary, and it is only from these strong unions and governments that anyone has found even pre-high-tech gold and silver to have any value whatsoever.

In an anarcho-capitalist society, grain, meat, water, and iron will be the very most valuable things. Grain for bread and beer, meat as protein source, water is obvious, and iron for tools and weapons. All will require effort, lots of work, to provide them for oneself, and for one's people. Especially iron. Because without iron, you'll be easily conquered by the nearest hostile tribe that does have iron. And iron will be the very hardest to get. In fact . . . no new sources of iron can be mined without a high-tech society! All the easy iron ore has already been extracted! And recycling iron from tools and collapsing buildings will be another expensive and difficult prospect.

Oh, and no one will give a shit about gold or silver when they realize there's not much to be done with them. Silver might have some value as an anti-microbial coating in cups and canteens, at least for those tribes who have the knowledge available to make use of it. And I guarantee 99% of ancaps have no clue about that. Gold is only useful as wiring and electrical contact material, and as a reflector in very high end industrial furnaces. No small low tech tribe can do anything with it but make pretty jewelry, and if pretty is all you want, there's plenty else available to do that with.

2/12/2019 1:41:09 AM


In ancapistan, you would be the slaves of the local private militia, led by the local warlord.

@Gabriel LaVedier

Private banks (see Free Banking in America). Good luck for the folks who get stuck with banknotes as good as a ZM$.

2/12/2019 12:46:37 PM

K'Zad Bhat

Earlier had another thought I hadn't considered, and it's amazingly the most obvious. With the breakdown of infrastructure and reduction in technological capabilities of humanity . . . they won't be able to extract/synthesize Human Growth Hormone or Testosterone anymore. So . . . it certainly wouldn't be available like milk and eggs either. These guys really are shooting themselves in the . . . foot, aren't they?

2/12/2019 1:00:13 PM

@K'Zad Bhat

The free market is supposed to be a magic wand that poofs out anything you want. The freer it is the better it works.

So we will have Mad Max type bandits running around at the same time
we have clean safe nuclear electricity to run the HGH factory,
which is then shipped to the customer,
somehow slipping past the MadMax bandits unharmed and unstolen.

2/13/2019 5:14:13 AM

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