Quote# 142784

I basically took a shit on a Chad and a roastie today - felt amazing

1. Entered a university to buy a coffee from a vending machine.

2. In the hallway l saw a food with a Chad - 6'4", blonde, 7 or more face. Beta vibes.

Sitting next to the window is forbidden because the construction is affected.

There are huge signs saying it.


She said: "ok" but with intonation suggesting to go fuck myself.

I bought coffee and returned. They were still there. She was still sitting on it.

I said: Bitches never learn and passed by

Chad said: calm down with his Betta voice.

I kept walking.

I fucking that on them.

They were disturbed and scared from uninstall.

I semi-dominated Chad in front of this cheap hoe.

His it fag voice was patethic

uninstall, Incels.is 9 Comments [3/12/2019 4:03:41 PM]
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Well, it looks like english....

WTF are you talking about?


3/12/2019 6:45:50 PM

And then you went home and masturbated in your room all alone.

3/12/2019 7:04:40 PM


So you were mildly annoying to a couple and count that as some "epic burn". You "semi-dominated" absolutely bupkus. "Chad" still has "Stacy", "Chad" handled it like a real man and had the last word.

The couple probably forgot all about this silly incident and went back to the dorm for the most awesome sex while you're "forever alone" in your Cheeto-dust pile typing out that silly screed.

If the incident happened, the couple likely totally owned you and you're just typing how you wish it happened.

Also; If "Chad" in your story is....in your words....a "Beta" and a "Fag"....then why do you call him "Chad"? Isn't "Chad" supposed to be "Mr. Super-Macho-Bad-Boy-Thundercock-Dudebro"?

Finally; If this couple was sitting by an unusually-fragile window, it's none of your beeswax. It's the staff's job to lecture them, not some smelly incel busybody.

Finally; Some of your screed sounds like a weird extraterrestrial language.

3/12/2019 7:42:59 PM


Apparently you only went to a university for the coffee.

3/12/2019 8:26:59 PM


This is like those conservative pests who believe they are "triggering the libs" every time someone tells them they are a pest.

You tried your best
you're just a pest.

3/12/2019 11:28:23 PM


You need to work on your spelling.

3/13/2019 3:15:54 AM


Oh, yeah, you dominated Chad.
Just like the dog who barks until the mailman runs away... Oh, wait. No. YOU were the one that ran away. You snarked as a drive-by, and didn't stay to finish the conversation.

How evil of you...

3/13/2019 4:27:33 AM

Doubting Thomas

So, in other words, they realized you are a jerk, which she told all her friends guaranteeing that your already 0 chance of getting sex moved down into negative numbers.

3/13/2019 8:18:53 AM


...and a great victory was remembered in song and story forever ...er...no, wait, they forgot all about it in sixty seconds flat.

3/13/2019 5:23:31 PM

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