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Hello and greetings from 2019. I am happy you have come upon this time capsule and have very deep hopes that humanity has survived and this is not being read by a caterpillar, if it IS, I guess it will eventually evolve into a human being someday, anyway. I know, right?

Our current President Donald Trump has made terrific strides in making American great again, but the only way the Left will acknowledge this is by trying to give Obama the credit. Trump DOES make a few blunders, but when we point out that President Obama made them as well, the Left blames President Trump for President Obama’s mistakes. In fact, the Left blames President Trump for everything. And if you think the Left hates the President, you should see how bizarre they get when they see a red hat.

The Democratic Left, which is pretty much all of the Democratic Party, in order to push their agenda, has been allowed to make up words, phrases, and concepts in this day and age. For instance, they say “toxic masculinity” needs to stop, we can’t have “boys being boys”, you know, like shooting guns or anything, but that is merely because the feminists don’t want girls being girls, they want girls being boys so they can shoot guns, even though they could very easily shoot guns being girls. It is somewhat like The Boy Scouts of America but with girls included, although I don’t think the Girl Scouts of America let Boy Scouts enter. But, I’m optimistic, both sexes are starting to take high school showers together in Florida.

In fact, according to the Left, girls CAN be boys all they have to do is to FEEL like a boy, and if a boy feels like a girl, he can be a girl and it is okay because that isn’t toxic masculinity it is “non-toxic masculinity” which is actually feminine masculinity. I know, right? How can all of this possibly be? Simple--Because gender is a social construct but you are born that way. And if someone feels like the opposite sex, you have to call them by “zip” or “zot” or something like that; or it is considered violence and even though you didn’t know they felt like the opposite sex or forgot to ask, they can kill you. And homosexuality is okay because the sex they have isn’t hurting anyone, but you are deranged as hell (maybe not by next week), if you have sex with the dead, even though THAT really isn’t hurting anyone either.

And socialism is the latest and greatest thing, even though it has been around as long as dirt. But it will work this time, even though it has never ever worked in the past; because it is DEMOCRATIC Socialism. And the difference is ... actually there IS no difference but who cares because things will be free! Free health care and college and vehicles and cell phones and we might as well throw in meals until things collapse and there is no more food. We will still have to work, though. I know, right?

And abortion is perfectly okay because a woman has a right to do what she wants with her body, although it ISN’T her body because it has its own DNA. And it isn’t alive although it has a heartbeat. And it isn’t her body after the baby is born, either, but that doesn’t matter as long as we keep the mother’s mental health intact. And the best WAY to keep the mother’s mental health intact is to kill her infant.

And infanticide is something Islamic extremists have been known to do, but we can’t say that out loud or we are an Islamophobe. Which actually doesn’t mean in inordinate fear of Islam anymore, it has been changed to mean “hater” of all and everything Islam and sometimes more than that. And note; we are still CALLING the baby an infant because the Left hasn’t, as of yet, had the chance to come up with a stigma-lessening euphemism like “external cellular expiration” or for the more socially elite, “Baby B Gone”. We can even revive the child and have a nice, extremely short and pressure-prone discussion with the already overwhelmed mother, so that if she does have regrets after the slaughter, which she will, she has been involved in the decision because it is all about “choice”. However, choice still means two or more options, but if you express opinions favoring THE OTHER option besides killing, you’re a racist. I am not really sure why you are a racist; almost everyone who does anything anymore is a racist, so I guess it just got included in the name of “diversity” and “love”. Maybe not love.

If this is all confusing for you, I have to admit is rather the same for most of us on the RIGHT, what comforts me is that we live in a tolerant society, that is unless you are Christian or Jewish, and then you don’t count, especially if you refuse to make certain kinds of wedding cakes.

Besides much controversy these days about war, we have a rather perplexing breed of individuals we call SJW’s or “Social Justice Warriors”. They don’t really DO anything or WEAR any ARMOR, they just lay in wait for people to say something offensive, which is pretty much everything they hear. These warriors believe in “all things civil” especially good productive discussion, as long as they get to scream and you don’t get to say anything at all. That is, unless you agree with them, and then you can all hold hands and go to a designated area called a “safe space”. Oddly enough, although you might think these spaces were designed for preschoolers, they are actually most prominent on our college campuses these days. They are even in the internet encyclopedia called Wikipedia, which is a rather “strange bird” in itself because anyone can add anything to it in the name of collaboration, so it changes a lot. Sometimes these SJW’s turn into a fantasy creature called a troll, but it amounts to the same thing, screaming and then running off to a safe space.

Our Mainstream Media are much the same as the SJW’s but we still have freedom of speech, unless you post anything conservative on certain social platforms like Facebook and YouTube and Twitter and a few others. But they apologize for taking things down, usually; some of the time; if they get caught; and they have been working on new algorithms and training their staff to not be so sensitive for the last decade or so, so things are looking promising. Our search engines like Google aren’t very reliable either, but who needs an honest search engine?

I hope this has cleared up what 2019 is like at the time of burying this time capsule. I am sure you wish you had science and history records, but they were all destroyed by the Left and replaced with pornography.

An SJW just told me to tell you to write when you can. I know, right?

TheNewKnightsTemplar, Deviantart 19 Comments [4/13/2019 7:04:43 AM]
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...I couldn't even get past the first 3 paragraphs without feeling my IQ plummet into the single digit numbers. Are we 100% sure this was actually typed by an "intelligent", thinking human being, and not some mindless bot?

Also, as much as it is called DEVIANTart, I'm pretty sure something still has to qualify as "art" to be put there. I think that pointless, insulting walls of text like this do not qualify as "art" in any way.

But what do I know, I mostly use DeviantArt for pron anyway...

4/13/2019 7:14:37 AM


I'm pretty sure if anyone found that "time capsule", they'll be like "This was written by an uncivilized troglodyte."

4/13/2019 7:29:08 AM


Our current President Donald Trump has made terrific strides in making American great again, that is, the way it was during the 1950s.

Which was a great time to be an American if you were one of the people that COUNTS: a white, heterosexual, Christian man who was not and never had been a Communist.

Then, those were Happy Days. You could Leave It To Beaver and be safe in the knowledge that Father Knows Best.

4/13/2019 7:33:10 AM


Time capsules only work when they've been left for, say, a century: or a millennium.

It's only the first third of the year.

Or scared that the next won't go so well for you Salt-rightists...?!

Just ask Richard 'Punchable' Spencer, Milo 'Paedophile' Yiannopoulos, Andrew 'Filipino Jailbait' Anglin & Chrissy 'Crying Nazi' Can'tdoverywell about that, OP.

Pre-2017 general election - 7th June - here in Britain there was once the saying 'A week is a long time in politics'. 24 hours later it became 'A day is a long time in politics'. In recent weeks & days it's now 'An hour is a long time in politics'.

Considering the short duration of the Salt-right's 'prominence' since 20th January 2017, just over two years is an eternity: certainly for the likes of you: thus your need to dig up your 'time c(r)apsule' before 20th April 2019.

4/13/2019 7:53:49 AM

Thinking Allowed

Wow, the OP is hoping that history would be destroyed so that he can rewrite it. Good luck there big boy.

4/13/2019 8:21:13 AM


Creative fiction: D. See me after class.

4/13/2019 8:42:54 AM


No, an invertebrate will probably never evolve into a hominid. And even if it did, it would no longer be a caterpillar, dingbat. Oh, and caterpillar isn't a species, it's just the larval stage of the life cycle of Lepidopterans.

Your Narcissist-in-chief has made terrific strides in making America the laughing stock of the entire world, and making Russia and China Great Again.

Obama was a professor at University of Chicago Law School. The Orange Clown is barely literal...

A woman has the right to decide what happens with her body. The embryo doesn't have a functioning nervous system at the time when almost all abortions are made and can therefore not decide what happens with its body. When the fetus is developed enough to be viable outside the womb, then it DOES have more right to the woman's body than she does, as long as it doesn't threaten the life and/or health of the woman. Tapeworms, bacteria, tics and other parasites also have their own DNA, dolt. Besides, abortions have been around for as long as there have been humans, and they have been more or less safe since Roe vs Wade in 1973, so nothing special for the year 2019.

Refusing to vaccinate your children can be seen as attempted infanticide of not just your infants, but of other infants as well.

There are about 2,3 billion Christians in the world now, that's almost every third person. You DO count, very, very much. And you can refuse to make whichever wedding cake you want, as long as you refuse it to all customers equally. What you can't do is put up personal info about a lesbian couple on a very homophobic web-page, making sure the women get death threats from some of the homophobes there.

Say something offensive? Like "women have a right to their own bodies", or "evolution is a fact", or "Muslims worship the same god as Christians do", or "Trump is a liar"? Safe spaces like Rapture Ready, Lady Gingham's place, Breitbart, InfoWars, incel forums, etc?

It has usually been fundies destroying science and history records, throughout history, as the records don't fit with their Great agendas.
Oh, and rightists are just as much consumers of porn, if not even more so as they tend to see women as property, not as equal human beings.

So, you have buried this capsule just to nag about how awfully open-minded and tolerant people are in 2019? Great accomplishment, dearie. Now go sit with the other children; the grown-ups are talking here.

4/13/2019 8:52:30 AM

Bob J

Obama was a professor at University of Chicago Law School. The Orange Clown is barely literal...

No. No. The Orange Clown was President of Trump University.

4/13/2019 9:37:25 AM


Our current President Donald Trump has made terrific strides in making American great again

Our current President Donald Trump has made terrific strides in convincing uneducated fat middle aged white men that he's making American great again, although none of them can actually say what that means. Most importantly he's doing everything he can to make sure those uneducated fat middle aged white men don't feel threatened by spic wetbacks.

Btw, tax refunds are coming out and almost none of those uneducated fat middle aged white men are profiting at all from Trump's tax reform. But they don't care about that as long as Trump keeps out the brownies at all costs.

4/13/2019 10:30:37 AM

I want to say it’s some sort of ironic parody, but it’s impossible to tell.

4/13/2019 12:53:42 PM


I find the term make America great again offensive as it implies that America stopped being great.

4/13/2019 2:35:02 PM


Can you imagine if someone from the 22nd Century, or later, digs this one up? They'll be saying what backwards idiots ALL Millenials were!

The ALL is the problem...

4/13/2019 6:16:50 PM


My fingernail cuticles are 'alive' and 'human'. Am I committing murder every time I bite one?

4/13/2019 6:20:29 PM


By the time someone finds it, President Andrew Yang will have been in place, and Trump will be reduced only to a joke.
I'm guessing this guy doesn't want his $1000 check?

4/14/2019 4:22:41 AM

Post is seen in 3030. "Did these people know Trump would be considered the worst president in American history? These New Knights Templar don't seem like they were very bright in their day and age."

4/14/2019 4:57:43 AM

You can post conservative arguments all you want on social media. The problem is when you cross the line and begin attacking people instead of ideas. If you feel like you can't do that and remain in the realm of "conservativism" then maybe you need to reevaluate your political philosophy.

4/14/2019 6:10:55 AM


@Quasirodent: The part of your fingernails which protrude out are actually dead, so at most you're only committing autophagy. Autophagy ("self-eating") is only a crime if it's specifically spelled out in whichever laws in your jurisdiction cover cannibalism, because such laws normally only pertain to corpses. But nobody cares because it's only a fingernail, not vital body part or an expended placenta or something.

4/14/2019 1:05:56 PM

"If this is all confusing for you, I have to admit is rather the same for most of us on the RIGHT"

I could tell that from the preceeding text.

4/15/2019 3:50:26 AM


@Zinnia - The cuticle is the living fleshy part that the nail grows out of. Just clarifying for the sake of the analogy ;)

4/15/2019 9:08:15 AM

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