Quote# 143246

Today's Laugh 4-14-19

Frame 1: Two silhuettes: A man runs away as a vampire pounces him from a dust cloud. Text reads: "A hellish fiend stalks a patriot in the DC swamp. It pounces!"
Frame 2: A fanged Nancy Pelosi and a man wearing a Trump hat both scream at each other.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 16 Comments [4/14/2019 6:32:46 AM]
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Citizen Justin

Mick sets himself up again, in this case for someone to ask "But which is the hellish fiend and which is the patriot?"

(I tried to think of a metaphor halfway between 'setting the bar low' and 'low-hanging fruit' but failed. Can anyone help me out?)

4/14/2019 7:24:29 AM

Those red hats sure are hellish. Not sure how many would be seen in DC but surrounding area like Montgomery county and Northern virginia tends to be more liberal.

4/14/2019 7:31:50 AM


Yup, those Made In China commie-colored hats really do strange stuff with the heads of the people wearing them. Do they have tinfoil in the lining?

Nancy Pelosi, being the Speaker of the House, is third in line to being Head of the Country. Attacking* her is nothing someone calling themselves "patriot" can do; she's clearly the patriot in this scenario.
(*I.e. attacking physically. Arguing with words is the civilized thing to do, the patriot way to "attack" someone.)

4/14/2019 7:34:15 AM

This is just lazy.

4/14/2019 7:51:36 AM


Mick Williams: "Will you stop CONTRADICTING ME all the time!!!"

Reality: "I do not!"

4/14/2019 8:02:04 AM


Still stupid and nonsensical as ever.

4/14/2019 8:05:46 AM

Thinking Allowed

Poor Nancy getting stalked like that.

4/14/2019 9:14:15 AM


Wow, 4th grade level humor. I suppose that's about right for the intended audience.

4/14/2019 10:04:21 AM

Philbert McAdamia

@ Citizen Justin

Mick wins the Limbo Award.

4/14/2019 11:13:30 AM



4/14/2019 12:21:57 PM


Okay, this one got a slight snicker from me, if only for the implication that MAGA-hatted Trumpsters are a kind of monster. I have a pretty good idea what he really meant, but you'd have to be really deep into the Trumpwashing to think of it first.

4/14/2019 2:20:22 PM


This looks like a fun LARP game, players in vampire costumes and monsters in red caps.

4/14/2019 5:08:11 PM


Why didn't the maga-hatted numbnut whip out his heater, and bust a cap in her ass?

4/14/2019 5:44:40 PM

Rob aka Mediancat

"Today's Laugh."

I smell a massive false advertising lawsuit.

4/15/2019 7:22:04 AM



Same. The idea of Nancy getting scared of a MAGA hat is lucidious.

4/15/2019 7:43:59 AM

I thought first that this was a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fail.

4/15/2019 8:49:30 AM

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