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(News show, screen reads "On the lighter side". Image shows clouds in Christ-like apparition. ABC news anchor speaks: "This weather anomaly is appearing all over nations due to global warming. Scientists lay the blame at the feet of President Tr-- (cuts to "please stand by").

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 15 Comments [4/14/2019 10:20:04 PM]
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So Trump IS the AntiChrist, eh, Mick?

4/14/2019 11:47:04 PM


Mick Williams: "We are right! And everyone else are dumb-dumbs!! SO THERE!!!"

4/15/2019 2:55:53 AM


No one is blaming the weather on Trump.

4/15/2019 4:38:41 AM

Jocasta McFucken

Mick hates this world so much he can’t wait to leave it. I agree it would be so much better without him and Lady Checkmate on it.

4/15/2019 4:54:20 AM



But I guess Donald Fart is a certain shape that some see it as their 'God'

Worshipping graven images is a no-no, Dick Willy.

4/15/2019 5:25:18 AM


THAT'S supposed to be Jesus? I thought it was "Macho Man" Randy Savage reincarnated as volcanic ash laying the smackdown on some candyass city!

4/15/2019 5:47:17 AM

Thinking Allowed

His comic makes about much sense as his understanding of science.

4/15/2019 5:57:51 AM


Strip out the context, and this looks like the opening to a (fairly talented for their age) 7th grader's comic about a superhero chosen from among the people to fight off an enraged Zeus and save humanity.

4/15/2019 6:56:57 AM


So Trump's stinky feet cause global warming and mass hallucinations? ...Sounds about right.

4/15/2019 7:05:44 AM



4/15/2019 7:31:52 AM


Problem is, this will never happen, because Jesus was supposed to come back while his disciples were alive. It is decidedly past that time, so christians should finally accept that they have been conned, move on and find other ways to use up their energy, rather than try to impose their religion on others.

4/15/2019 7:36:08 AM

I saw a pic of a cloud that looked like Allah written in Arabic.
It's supposedly proof that Islam is the real religion, but this cloud appeared over the Persian gulf instead of infidelland where it would have done some good.

I guess Allah has as bad an aim with meteorology as Jesus and Alabama tornados.

4/15/2019 8:40:03 AM


Yeah, you can tell 'scientists' by their being 'quick to blame' natural phenomena and outrageous coincidence on a person.

Sure. Story checks out.

4/15/2019 8:51:54 AM




4/15/2019 10:47:35 AM



I was about to say something of a similar vein involving giant Greco-Roman Deity statues.

Thing is; I would add a twist to a Parousia-scenario by having Jesus return and zap all the hateful frummy Bible-Butts and GOPer goons.

4/15/2019 11:45:53 AM

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