studys have shown that the amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table. while the bible having creationism actually matches up with history from the exedus of egypt to the great flood it took 40 people the span of 1500 years to write the bible and has proven accuracy all you people dotn want to believe becuase you know that you are wrong and if you think you came from some hairy ape that gave birth to you then well wait i know you came from some hairy ape but im know for sure i didnt plus how is it that from no where that we just "evovlved" from a an ape sccientist have answered their own ?'s by watching ape it has never been proven that watching a ape grow that it becomes any more of a human then evolution has stopped if really tjhought about whered you come from your mother whered she come from her mother and whered did she come from her mother i can go onall day about this but the real ignorant one is you because you are ytoo afraid to believe that no one came from monkeys!!!!!!!
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On the good side: no capslock.
On the bad side: no capitals, nonexistent spelling and scattershot punctuation. Argument worth shite, and expressed accordingly. I stopped trying to understand about halfway through.
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Which studies would those be, shitforbrains?
Watch what you say about my anscestors, dickweed!
Better still, learn how to read and write a legible sentence and paragraph, then seek psychiatric assistance.
UGH. Gadzooks, that was painful to read. My eyes are still watering.
I won't even get started on this poster's ignorance of science; his/her ignorance of English is so extreme that any communication on a technical topic would be doomed to failure from the outset.
I have just one piece of advice for GET ON A BIKE AND RIDE!, and that is GET IN A BOOK AND READ!
~David D.G.
"studies have shown"
Yeh, i'm going to call your bluff and ask what studies.
Anyway, this guys undestanding is nill, the animal isn't meant to change in front of your eyes.
"studys have shown that the amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table."
Which studies are those, again? You and your youth pastor thumbing through a Bible doesn't count as a study, you know.
"while the bible having creationism actually matches up with history"
No, the Bible accounts bear very, very little resemblance to actually history. Modern archeology has shown that there was not any Egyptian captivity, exodus, parting of the Red Sea or 40 years of wandering in the wildernes, etc..
"from the exedus of egypt to the great flood it took 40 people the span of 1500 years to write the bible"
Your chronology is seriously messed up. In the Bible, that is, not in fact, the Exodus happens AFTER the Flood.
"and has proven accuracy"
Since accuracy is simply a measure of how accurate something is, yes, that is true. The Bible does have proven accuracy. It has proven itself to be almost entirely inaccurate.
"all you people dotn want to believe becuase you know that you are wrong"
Why would I turn down eternal paradise in heaven if I knew it was true? Why would I accept responsibility for my misdeeds if I thought Satan was to blame and that Jesus had absolved me?
"and if you think you came from some hairy ape that gave birth to you then well"
No, I knew my mother, and she was not an ape nor particularly hairy.
"wait i know you came from some hairy ape but im know for sure i didnt>
All life on earth shares a common ancestry. Aside from other humans, our closet living relatives are the great apes. That does not mean we were born of an ape, just that way, way back humans and apes diverged from a common species.
"plus how is it that from no where that we just "evovlved" from a an ape"
See above.
"sccientist have answered their own ?'s by watching ape it has never been proven that watching a ape grow that it becomes any more of a human"
Those of us who CAN read and have bothered to read about the ToE before criticizing it, understand that evolution doesn't achieve such major changes (the divergence of apes and humans) in such short timespans. Major changes like that require a huge number of generations.
"then evolution has stopped"
Huh? It is true that modern society has greatly lessened natural selection in the human species.
"if really tjhought about whered you come from your mother whered she come from her mother and whered did she come from her mother i can go onall day about this but the real ignorant one is you because you are ytoo afraid to believe that no one came from monkeys!!!!!!!"
Don't be ridiculous, I don't believe we came from monkeys, I believe we share an common ancestry with apes, monkeys and all other life on earth.
Try this next time: Read up on a subject first, pontificate on it later.
Dear King of the Run-on Sentence:
"The amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table. while the bible...etc"
Have you ever seen how big the bible is? Sure wouldn't cover a table, 'ragular' or not.
I know your mother as well and believe me, she likes the monkey meat.
tjhought about whered you come from your mother whered she come from her mother and whered did she come
I just read a really nice quote.
Saying that evolution can't be proven because it happened in the past, is like saying that a detective can't solve a crime because he arrived at the scene after it happened.
The comment that "studys have shown that the amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table" is a reference to a commonly quoted assertion (I'm afraid I don't recall the source) that the physical remains of ancient hominids (i.e., evidence of human evolution) would not even fill a single coffin.
Having never acquired a coffin and put ALL the discovered remains of hominids everywhere into it, I cannot say that I have tested this assertion, but I seriously doubt that it is literally true -- only a colorful (and misleading) metaphor. But since these remains are scattered in museums and laboratories all over the planet, I doubt that anyone else has tested it, either -- least of all whoever made it up. I'm open to someone making such a test, if they wish -- but even if they do, and it proves to be true, it doesn't invalidate the interpretations of that evidence. We have only ever created a few ATOMS of antimatter, but that's enough to prove its existence.
And note, by the way, that I only refer here to human evolution; we have literally tons upon tons of evidence for evolution of other life forms. This poster should visit a museum some day.
~David D.G.
Ok, let's see: studys, barly, ragular, exedus, dotn, becuase, im, evovled, ?'s, sccientist, a ape, tjhought, whered x 3, onall, real <> really, ytoo
I'm by no means a spelling or grammar nazi, but come on, this is taking the piss. That's 17 (seventeen) blatant mistakes in 200 words. Now, fair enough, you may be suffering from dyslexia, and in that case I'm sorry.
However, if you aren't, your arguments against evolution should be much much more convincing, in order to make up for the shortcomings in that area. Otherwise people will probably just stop reading what you have to say. And that'd be a shame, wouldn't it?
Oh, and someone quoted Bob Gentry' and his work on carbon dating to prove that the earth is young.
Robert Gentry is "a Prominent 7th-Day Adventist young-earth creationist; M.S. in physics; spent much of his career attempting to prove that so-called "polonium halos" in certain minerals prove that the earth was created instantaneously, by fiat, about 6,000 years ago; his most famous work is the book Creation's Tiny Mystery (Earth Science Associates, Knoxville, Tennesee, 1986) in which he expounds upon his "polonium halos" ideas; these ideas have been debunked by the physics community."
studys have shown that the amount of evidence for evolution is barly enough to fill a ragular sized table.
Quite true. All the papers ever published, photographs of all the fossils, diagrams, confirming results of experiments and textbooks, when placed on an ordinary computer, would not cover the entire surface area of a "ragular" table. Most computers just aren't that big.
Even in paper, it still wouldn't cover the table, assuming the ceiling was high enough and you were a good stacker. (Of course, you'd also need a ladder!)
while the bible having creationism actually matches up with history from the exedus of egypt to the great flood it took 40 people the span of 1500 years to write the bible and has proven accuracy all you people dotn want to believe becuase you know that you are wrong
The BuyBull never makes a mistake and everyone who disagrees is wrong but scared to admit it. Right.
Don't make me hotlink a picture of bullshit into your thread. I will, you know. Don't tempt me.
and if you think you came from some hairy ape that gave birth to you then well wait i know you came from some hairy ape
Ooh! Insulting my mother! How mature! Anyway, I've just put training wheels on your bike, so you can ride it all the way to kindergarten! Isn't that fun!
but im know for sure i didnt
No, you are under the mistaken impression that you didn't.
plus how is it that from no where that we just "evovlved" from a an ape
No, we certainly did not evolvev from any other species. We did, however, evolve from an ape-like ancestor.
sccientist have answered their own question marks by watching ape
If you think scientists watched apes in the hope that one might magically turn into a human, then you're a dipshit.
(Straw men, and accusations of ignorance and fear.)
Thank you for sharing your opinions, We have determined them to be complete bullshit, Now GET ON A BIKE AND RIDE!!
"i can go onall day about this,,,,,,,,,,"
Pity he didn't,,,, with no punctuation, he'd have died from lack of oxygen !
"while the bible having creationism actually matches up with history from the exedus of egypt to the great flood"...
Yes, we know the Bible matches history because the history is all recorded... in the Bible!
There is only one appropriate descriptor for this:
WHAARGARBL! FLIBBITY FLIBBITY FLIBBITY!
What an absolutely profound failure the educational system has become, to produce waste flesh like our bike fan here.
What "studys"?
If the Bible didn't match up to its own history time table, it would be a very stupid book, wouldn't it?
Only thing is, the Bible is kinda alone in proving the Bible right. That's what we usually call circular reasoning, which is a logical fallacy.
Humans ARE hairy great apes, stupid.
I've never seen dirt form into a man. A pro-tip, dearie; before you put forth arguments against the opponents idea, think about your own idea, so that your arguments can't be easily used by the opposing side.
Please learn a bit of English grammar and spelling before you try to express yourself in English. You have made yourself look like an illiterate fool. Which, on second thought, your "arguments" do too, so I guess you're fucked.
Oh, and this is Swede. Errare humanum est...
Coming as it does from a barely literate douchebag does not do much to convince anybody that there is a grain of sense in this ramble.
Do you not think that there is a message in the fact that so many detractors of evolution are barely able to spell their own names?
I'm confused, just how much information is a regular sized table? I mean, I've heard of information measured in libraries of congress before, but the regular sized table is a new one.
So let's say a table is 3 square metres, and we store the information on micro sdhc, at about one square cm each, that's about 1 petabyte of information. Looking pretty good for evolution!
Every basement storage area of every good natural history museum is filled to the ceiling with evidence of evolution. Apart from a very few items that have historical mention elsewhere, there isn't a damn bit of "accuracy" in the bible, and much of it was written centuries after the fact, so it's inadmissible hearsay.
...but that's too complicated for you to take in, right? There, there, dear, just lie down and suck your thumb for a while.
Confused?
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