Quote# 14459

[Title: "Homosexuality *IS* WRONG!"]

It *IS* wrong. So VERY, VERY WRONG.

How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?

*If* it's right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?

How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?

And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that
homosexuality is wrong?

Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?

Gerald Nash, alt.atheism 147 Comments [9/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Sasquatch

You're an idiot.

9/4/2006 7:19:12 AM

Axver

'Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?'

Translation: \"waaa, waaa, why won't people join in on the hating with me? I'm so lonely in my hate-filled world of ignorance and bigotry.\"

9/4/2006 7:46:59 AM

AElf

To add to Sasquatch's comment,

You're an *idiot*.

9/4/2006 7:47:46 AM

Julian

What Axver said.

9/4/2006 7:54:20 AM

DNi

\"How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?\"

Hey, if it feels *good*, \"go for it!\" I say.

\"*If* it's right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?
\"

It's true. I hear that's how *Gandalf* died--he had AIDs, Hep *C* and Breast Cancer all the same time. The *Balrog* was *a* blessing.

\"How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?
\"

Well, see, that*s why God created the Turkey *Bastor*, now isn't *it*?

\"And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that
homosexuality is wrong?
\"

Pfft, the bible *also* states doing it with a *Goat* is wrong*,* yet you don't *se*e me go*ing* to *he*ll.

\"Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?\"

*That*s *a* *very* *go*od* *quest*i*o*n* w*h**y ***do*n**t*** ******t*********h****e*y*******?*********

9/4/2006 8:52:42 AM

Josh, Elijah, and Lee

God destroyed Sodom and Grimmora, not because they were homosexuals, but becasue they had turned there backs on him and were really bad people. I think this is the easiest way to explain this in a manner you can understand -_-;

9/4/2006 10:27:04 AM

ProperJob

\"Here is *bright* and *smooth*. Other place is **Frumple**.\"

(Obscure?)

9/4/2006 12:17:02 PM

Matilde

Reasons which are idiot to the best. One, most homosexuals are healthy and many heterosexuals die of that too. Besides, cancer has nothing to do with homosexuality, neither has, to certain extent, AIDS and diabetes. Second, what if the Bible(not the New Testament)says so?, they condonne slavery and forbid the mix of fabrics or eating lobster?.Third, homosexuality exists SINCE the beginning of the world and only afects 5-10% of the population, so the danger of extinction doesn´t exist. Period.

9/4/2006 12:57:15 PM

Marnanel

*If* it's right, why do most, if not all, homosexuals die young of diseases
like AIDS, Hepatitis and Cancer?


Where are you getting your figures?

How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?


You know, St Paul wrote in 1 Corinthians 7 that being single was better than being married. How can this be right and natural, if the human race would become extinct if everyone in the world were to practice celibacy?

9/4/2006 2:54:06 PM

Crosis

Two words, dipshit:

CONSENTING.
ADULTS.

9/4/2006 3:51:09 PM

Murdock

Oddly enough if everyone was a Xian then we would all be dead as well. The OT demands for the stoning of anyone that sins, the bibble states that everyone sins, so everyone would be stoned, and everyone would be dead. Strange how that works.

9/4/2006 4:25:34 PM

Wolf O'Donnell (SWHQ)

Most? Prove it. Oh, you can't, because you're using flawed data from Paul Cameron. I can smell that stinky garbage from a mile away.

9/4/2006 4:34:39 PM

DoctorX

@ProperJob

We should have a *party* at this guy's *house* there would be much *dancing* and he would make the *special sauce* it is too joke!

9/4/2006 4:43:22 PM

g-21-lto

Also, why *are* you asking THESE questions on ALT.ATHEISM?

9/4/2006 4:57:09 PM

Napoleon the Clown

You sound like you need a good assfucking. I think you'd enjoy it.

Consentual, of course. Rape is wrong no matter what to us atheists, whereas you funies find it \"right\" in \"God tells you to.\"

9/4/2006 5:11:03 PM

David D.G.

[Title: \"Homosexuality *IS* WRONG!\"]

\"It *IS* wrong. So VERY, VERY WRONG.

How *can* anyone (other than a homosexual) claim otherwise?\"



Because, asterisks and capslock notwithstanding, ***YOU*** are the one who is wrong. (That's right, I'll see your asterisks and capslock, and raise you a boldface!)


~David D.G.

9/4/2006 5:27:08 PM

jay

Well, if everyone were a catholic priest then the race would die out too, but this is not going to happen, just like the scenario you mention is not going to happen...
Fundies always blow this way out of proper proportion.. because they are irrationally afraid of something..and fear causes anger, which leads to hate.

9/4/2006 5:53:16 PM

Darth Wang

Star Control 2 FTW

9/4/2006 6:11:19 PM

Ben

How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?


Goddamnit, you're right. But how cool would it be? There are so many boys who I would absolutely make moves on if that happened.

Here's hoping.

9/4/2006 6:16:23 PM

paulina

*IF* your god is so omniscient and omnipotent *AND* homosexuality is such a completely *EVIL and *IMMORAL* sin *WORSE THAN MURDER* even, then why would god make so many of them? And *IF* your god didn't intentionally make them, then *WHY* is he so incompetant as to allow so many of them slip through his enormous fundy factory in the sky or whatever?

9/4/2006 10:22:31 PM

Mister Spak

\"Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?\"

Why can't *any* fundie ever ask a question that has a connection with observable reality?

9/5/2006 1:26:12 AM

John

How can it be right, and natural, if the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality?


What's the point of asking a silly \"what if\" question about everyone becoming homosexuals? The human race would become extinct if everyone woke up tomorrow with their sex organs missing, too; but since neither is going to happen, the question is pointless.

And, how can homosexuals be Christians when the Bible *clearly* states that homosexuality is wrong?

The Bible clearly states hundreds of things are wrong. Why obsess about this one thing? If everyone who violated the Bible's rules wasn't a Christian, there wouldn't be any, including Gerald.

Finally, why can't *anyone* answer questions like these with the truth?

Well, there are two answers.

9/5/2006 2:47:09 AM

xplicit_UK

\"the human race would become extinct
if everyone in the world were to practice homosexuality\"


Quite.

Funnily enough, not everyone in he world does \"practice homosexuality\". I think you'll even find that an overwhelming majority of people are heterosexual. And as far as I understand from my straight friends they do in fact enjoy being straight, so I wouldn't be all too worried about the survival of the human race.

Now, if you could do us the favour of not breeding that'd be just marvellous, though.

9/5/2006 2:59:05 AM

Tiny Bulcher

There are days when I think humanity becoming extinct is a very sound idea ...

9/5/2006 9:20:58 AM

Coffee

People answer these questions with the truth over and over and over again, as seen on FStDT alone. Just because you don't like the answers doesn't mean they aren't the truth. Grow the fuck up.

9/5/2006 11:47:19 AM

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