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I agree with the fact that the majority of valid UFO-sightings are demonic, but, in the case of the Apllo 11 mission sighting, I reason that it was an angel looking out for those going to the moon. Back then, NASA used to be moral in their quest to understand God's creation, so naturally, when trouble arose, there was an angel there to help them in such a way that they made it back to earth safely.
Now I mention the space-junk sighting in my book early in the chapter, and I never could tape it and never saw it again after the first and only time I saw it back in 2000 A.D. I don't know if it was a demon or holy angel, but whatever it was took off at the speed of time! (or, the speed of live...like FoxNews, hehehe!!!!).
Some of the angelic life my be indeed flesh-like creatures from other dimentions of space-time. M-Theory, a metaphysical conjecture, has some seeds of truth has to the notion that there are more than 4-dimentions of space-time. 11/12-dimentions in a multiverse would explain the Biblical data perfectly without materializing God. I explain some of this in my paper, but, what isn't emplained will be in chapter two.

Evolution is polytheistic because (a) the Babylonians and Egyptians came up with the framework of modern evolution and (b) evolutionists who understand the authenticity of UFO-sightings try to materialize it all in an explanation of evolution --which would, in theory, reach a polytheistic conclusion. I've studied many theories from SETI researchers and they all seem to believe that alien life evolved on some planet in our solar system (or some other place close by). However, the Bible identifies who they are, providing excellent descriptions that become clear to the modern mind.

FEZZILLA, Christian Forums 39 Comments [9/17/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Mike

Nominated for a \"WTF?!\" award

9/17/2006 5:03:01 AM

My Brain Hurts

The Speed of Time

60 seconds to a minute
60 minutes to an hour
24 hours to a day
7 days a week

Faster than Timex(TM)!!!

9/17/2006 6:22:51 AM

Mary Sunshine

Shit, where's Dr. Einstein when you need him??

9/17/2006 6:39:09 AM

Napoleon the Clown

Wow, we have a very active imagination there.

9/17/2006 7:32:55 AM

Matilde

UFO sightings are not demonic. If there are aliens, you will see it anyway, if there are not, you will hear wackoes claiming so, but not proof. Second, evolutionis is not a religion, is not polytheistic because polytheism means believing in more than one god and it hasn´t its roots in Babylon in 5000 BC but in the 19th Century with Darwin. It´s a scientific theory. Period. And, of course, nothing to do with UFO´s.

9/17/2006 8:29:32 AM

AWP

WTF indeed.

9/17/2006 8:57:45 AM

Questioning

Get out the theremins folks!
Woooo-WEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

9/17/2006 9:26:55 AM

whitewater55

So very, very wrong on so very many levels.

9/17/2006 10:50:21 AM

anevilmeme

Seconded on a \"WTF\" award.

9/17/2006 10:54:26 AM

Klaus

11/12-dimentions in a multiverse would explain the Biblical data perfectly without materializing God.


Biblical data?!?! WTF? thirded. I am weirded out.

9/17/2006 11:14:57 AM

ProperJob

This puts even crazy hobos on street corners to shame in terms of \"WTF?!\"-ness.

9/17/2006 1:15:40 PM

Noles10

Aside from the rest of the insanity, does this guy even know what a dimension is? All it is is an axis along which you can move. So forward/back is a dimension, up/down is a dimension, and so on.

9/17/2006 2:40:38 PM

Chan

\"the Babylonians and Egyptians came up with the framework of modern evolution\"

Cite please? Or can you read both hieroglyphs and cuneiform? I know! You're the greatest archaeologist since Indiana Jones, aren't you?

\"excellent descriptions that become clear to the modern mind\"

And what are those, O daring archaeologist? C'mon, us plebes don't have the knowledge and insight of one who so obviously spent points on both Illuminated [15] and the Unusual Background to justify it! The rest of us have jobs to qualify for, y'know?

Oh, and FNORD!

9/17/2006 2:48:55 PM

niccomm

I agree with the fact that the majority of valid UFO-sightings are demonic

There are so many verbal fallacies in that one sentence fragment, it makes my head spin.

9/17/2006 3:03:31 PM

WritingIsMyReligion

Angels looking out for NASA? What the fuck? I can't even get past that nugget of stupidity.

9/17/2006 3:30:30 PM

Mister Spak

\"in the case of the Apllo 11 mission sighting, I reason that it was an angel looking out for those going to the moon.\"
Those angels must have sleeping on the job during apollo 13.

9/17/2006 3:36:27 PM

Angel Kaida

WTF?

9/17/2006 6:17:24 PM

ND

Babylonians, UFO's, and evolution all in one big conspiracy theory. Wow.

9/17/2006 6:20:19 PM

Mister J.

Speed of time: 1 second per second (1 s/s or 1s^-2)...?

What precisely does that measure?

9/17/2006 7:15:09 PM

Shitstain

The moon landing was staged, in order to make Russia believe we had the technology to do it. You can see Neil Armstrong's shadow in the video. If he were standing in the sunlight on the moon, he'd vaporize. If he were standing in shade, he'd freeze to death. Also, the American flag was blowing in the wind. The problem there is that there isn't wind on the moon.

In conclusion, there was no trip to the moon therefore your claim of angels being there is certainly false.

9/17/2006 7:55:05 PM

Old Viking

You're doubtless right, but I'm still going to wait for the movie.

9/17/2006 9:10:56 PM

Scott


The moon landing was staged, in order to make Russia believe we had the technology to do it. You can see Neil Armstrong's shadow in the video. If he were standing in the sunlight on the moon, he'd vaporize. If he were standing in shade, he'd freeze to death. Also, the American flag was blowing in the wind. The problem there is that there isn't wind on the moon.

In conclusion, there was no trip to the moon therefore your claim of angels being there is certainly false.


You're kidding, right?

9/17/2006 11:47:00 PM

Trilobiter

Evolution is polytheistic because (a) the Babylonians and Egyptians came up with the framework of modern evolution and (b) evolutionists who understand the authenticity of UFO-sightings try to materialize it all in an explanation of evolution --which would, in theory, reach a polytheistic conclusion.

I realize that evolution is a rather difficult concept to understand, but WTF? This isn't even remotely close.

9/17/2006 11:58:21 PM

Tdevil

Evolution is polytheistic

I am SO fucking tired of fundies calling evolution a religion!!!
Possibly the most irritating thing on the face of the earth.

9/18/2006 2:45:21 AM

Sandman

I can't even ridicule this guy. It would be like punching retarded blind people.

9/18/2006 4:15:30 AM

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