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Cannabis is THE TREE OF LIFE AND YOU CAN NEVER KNOW ITS BENFITS BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL. AND JESUS DETERMINES WHO WILL GET GOOD AND WHO WILL GET EVI FROM THE CANNABIS PLANT!!! I have a shot at biological immortality and I will NEVER share MY knowledge with YOU and I love watching your people DIE!!! DIE NEOTECH< DIE. Go put a head on a clones body you freaks. I HAVE A SHOT AT REAL Natural biological immortality. So DIE you freaks,

Anon, neo-tech 42 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Axver

The incoherence, it burns!

9/26/2006 2:28:31 AM

Crosis

Cannabis ain't a tree, dipshit.

And that's the least of your problems. You'd probably be more coherent if you were smoking a joint the size of the Space Needle.

9/26/2006 2:36:58 AM

CousinTed

This, my friends, is why you shouldn't post under the influence of drugs.

9/26/2006 3:18:34 AM

Julian

Damn - someone's been listening to too many talking snakes.

9/26/2006 3:30:25 AM

Redhunter

This ain't from pot. This is just like that 'Judas Priest' deal from forever ago, where the parents of suicide kids tried to sue 'Priest' for causing their kids to kill themselves. The result; those kids were already plenty fucked up to begin with, the music caused their behaviour as much as eating 'Twinkies' did. This kid isn't a 'victim' of pot, pot is being dishonoured by being placed in a vessel of pure insanity.

So jesus digs herb? Does that make him a 'Holy Roller'?

9/26/2006 6:09:32 AM

Cosmonaut X

LOL. So, what if an atheist (like me) is also a pot smoker (like me)? Do I get to live an eternal life and 'get Jesus' because I smoked a few blunts today? Because, frankly, that's almost enough to make me stop smoking weed.

9/26/2006 6:13:43 AM

Ed

Anon, whatever you're smoking, I don't think it's weed.

9/26/2006 7:30:10 AM

Archangel_Lucifer

Ah gotta love the reactions neo-tech triggers in these nutjobs.

9/26/2006 11:28:33 AM

NonHomogenized

...is Anon some kind of radical rastafarian, or something? They make a big deal out of references to burning bush and shit in the bible...

...or has he just taken waaaaaaay too many drugs?

I'm voting for the latter.

9/26/2006 5:55:46 PM

FishyFred

Nobody who sees the benefits of marijuana can be all that bad.

9/26/2006 6:26:49 PM

Old Viking

Good luck on the biological immortality thing.

9/26/2006 6:55:03 PM

Matilde

Inmortality?, are you admitting that you´re a looney?, well for the honest fundie!!!

9/27/2006 9:20:22 PM

Maronan

Well, at least he's honest. Most of the time, we have to ask or guess what they've been smoking.

Speaking of which, do you mind giving me a joint or two?

10/31/2006 8:18:13 AM

neotech victim

My son and I are victims of neo tech, semi secret society that ravages for riches. My husband is a member. He said the books came with 10 experts who come and stay with you for 6 mo. to a year. They help you become successful. My house was superficially destroyed,m,y car dented and disabled, my furniture destroyed, our clothes taken, toys and electronics broken. My husband gave access to home for vandalism and did so also. The object was to drive us to irrational behavior and subdue us, then to gain perfect personal and financial control, then ostercise. They are extreme right liberterian, new society. My husband promoted he was a cia mole. The neo techers were only seen a few times but the havoc was daily. I was intimidated to give up everything and controlled. My life was threatened. My husband will gain $500,000 + . He says neo tech is everywhere in our courts and professionals. He says he will do anything he has to to protect himself. So far things have happened as he predicted and my son and I have little chance of escape even though I have filed for divorce 6 years of torture later. My son is a teenager and the court is unwilling to appoint him an attorney. So we are helpless. Watch out. Is there any one else this has happened to?

2/3/2007 7:10:03 PM

SaneChick

I don't think weed is supposed to make you that angry.

It will, however, make you paranoid. (See above.)

2/3/2007 7:31:39 PM

neotech victim

Sane chick, My husband said and promoted these things about a grass root revolution and ravaged my and my son's life. He used all means possible to desroy us for financial gain in order to promote the first-come-first- served(himself and neotech)philosophy of using others who are worthless non-sentient dogs that have no value except $$$$$ and dupibility. He tried his best to destroy his child's mind and future so he could control him from the time he was 3until he turned 8. At 8 he said his son became the property of the group he belonged to. My son has been driven into a mental health ward. He went willingly to be safe from his dad. He is 13.

2/10/2007 5:54:23 AM

Damn Yankee

Natural biological immortality is impossible because of telomere degradation. Artificial biological immortality is technically possible, if a synthetic organelle that lengthens telomeres every so often is inserted into every cell, or through nanotechnology, or any other way of reliably regenerating telomeres at need.

[EDIT]
I went to the homepage for Neo-Tech, but the only things it has are links to positive and negative feedback pages, and a vote page for whether or not the site should stay online. What, exactly is it all about? I mean, something that pisses off so many crazy people can't be all bad...

2/10/2007 6:47:12 AM

neotech victim

You seem to overlook that the neotech guy is the CRAZY. There is a huge difference between \"pissing off\" and financially destroying someone because it's easy.Worse ... controlling a child completely with the goal of mentally breaking him to reprogram him into another quiltless criminal that gets relief if the neotech is accepted.

2/10/2007 7:18:24 AM

Damn Yankee

You kinda missed the point of my edit. What is Neo-Tech?

2/10/2007 9:32:17 AM

Damn Yankee

Doublepost Doubleplusgood!

Well, I found out that Neo-Tech is an objectivist philosophy that eliminates mysticism and myth as controlling factors in a person's life. The biological immortality thing references the founder, who wanted to gain biological immortality in his lifetime. He was hit by a car in 2006 and died. As his philosophy treated mysticism as a negative factor, it's a no-brainer why some religious people hate them.

The company that publishes the books on Neo-Tech has a rather questionable history, with IRS audits and Better Business Bureau reports and whatnot, but I was more interested in the philosphical concept than the company itself, which is why I put that first.

2/12/2007 11:09:35 AM

Chaoschaos

LAWL.

\"Cannabis is the tree of life and the secret to immortality but I'M NOT TELLING YOU THE SECRET!! Oh BTW I'm going to be a good Christian and tell you to die now. lawlz.\"

2/12/2007 12:25:49 PM

yesman

Stop shouting. It hurts my ears.

7/30/2007 11:00:56 AM

GigaGuess

THE BROWN ACID IS BAD, MAN!

11/13/2007 1:00:12 PM

Caustic Gnostic

Thanks for the heads-up. I shall avoid the neotechies just as assiduously as I do the bible zombies.

What do they look like when they're up and about? What's their public schtick? What's the easiest way to send them running?

11/13/2007 1:19:09 PM

Cannedhaggis

I have been poking around on the internet, and these neo-tech guys reek of the same stuff Scientology does. The whole fundie-hatred for them is a plus, but I suggest keeping them at arm's length to be safe.

12/6/2007 9:20:44 AM

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