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ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people, and the NIV, NKJV, ect...was writin by lesbians, taking the word soldomite, i know my spelling is wrong, they took out the word, jesus and god alot of time, and you can to research on the internet easily for more info...

lauraashley, Christian Teens of Myspace 63 Comments [10/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Ens

And your post was written by...?

10/1/2006 1:24:16 AM

Nekhbet

Well Laura, it's like this; I hate to burst your bubble but King James was like uhh ummmm a sodomite. MWahahahahahaha Dummie!

10/1/2006 1:29:20 AM

McCulloch

Someone tell me this is a troll. No one, not even a Christian Teen, can be that friggin stupid and still breath without help can they?

10/1/2006 1:43:08 AM

Papabear

\"ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people,\"

No, not OK. The KJV is but one of many versions of the Bible assembled from translations and distillations several ancient manuscripts. The KJV was translated at a time when few manuscripts were available. Many newer translations use information gained from the huge number of Bible manuscripts discovered since 1611.


\"and the NIV, NKJV, ect...was writin by lesbians, taking the word soldomite, i know my spelling is wrong, they took out the word,\"

In the KJV the word Sodomite only appears once (Deut. 23:17).


\"jesus and god alot of time, and you can to research on the internet easily for more info...\"

Not in a significant way. Some translations use other terms such as Lord, Son of God, He, etc. in place of Jesus or God, but so what?

10/1/2006 1:44:29 AM

Scott

Someone tell me this is a troll. No one, not even a Christian Teen, can be that friggin stupid and still breath without help can they?


No, it is quite possible to be this stupid. I debated someone the other day that:

1. Thought \"unfalsifiable\" meant he won.
2. Insisted that Moses accepted Jesus as his savior
3. Says God did not change his mind.
4. Says God changed his mind.
5. Cannot comprehend a metaphor
6. Accuses me of not comprehending a metaphor when I make a joke about it
7. Believes the Bible is inerrant
8. Believes God made everything to appear old
9. Believes this does not make him a trickster God
10. Had confused real evolution with L. Ron Hubbard's version and accused me of believing we came from clams

I could go on, but eh.

10/1/2006 1:53:12 AM

Axver

But ... the word 'sodomite' does not appear in the original texts either! Does that make them null and void too?

10/1/2006 1:53:48 AM

MK

October 1st isn't even over, and we have an incredibly dangerous extract of concentrated ignorance here.

10/1/2006 1:54:50 AM

Hollio

\"the KJV is the original writen by gos chosen people\"

The original? Has this girl not heard of something called the \"Torah?\"

10/1/2006 2:01:44 AM

Mike

Holy shit, Scott...

10/1/2006 2:21:40 AM

Ed

KJV is NOT the original! Jesus, seriously, what the hell are you thinking? Does \"King James\" sound even remotely Roman to you? He'd be Emperor Yamus or something, dude.

Gagh...I can't even look at the rest of your idiocy. KJV is the original Bible? What the fuck?

10/1/2006 2:22:09 AM

Hadanelith

How do people this stupid continue to breathe?

10/1/2006 2:23:47 AM

Illuvatarwen

And I suppose St. Peter went poncing about in pantaloons and a lacy ruff about his neck.
Have you ever heard of TRANSLATING? Ever heard of John Wycliffe. He came BEFORE King James, and HE translated the Bible. So is his rendition wrong because the Bible characters don't speak like friggin' Hamlet?

10/1/2006 2:26:59 AM

McCulloch

Scott, you made me cry!

10/1/2006 2:51:55 AM

themann1086

The Torah was written by \"God's Chosen People\": the Hebrews.

Have a nice cup of shut the fuck up!

10/1/2006 3:22:14 AM

Jacob Syne

Xtian = stupid
Teen = stupid
Myspace = stupid

Where's the surprise? :*(

10/1/2006 3:24:33 AM

Buffalo

It isn't even October in my timezone, and the fundies have already outdone themselves. This is going to be a good month for laughing at fundies.

10/1/2006 4:24:44 AM

Julian

Well Jesus is 972 times in the KJV, and only 904 times in the NAS, but who gives a fucking rats ass.

Needless to say the reasons are not what she thinks they are and everything else is total toss!

10/1/2006 4:36:00 AM

Libkitten

W.... TF.

King James wrote the original Holy Bible AND is God's chosen people? O RLY?

10/1/2006 4:45:43 AM

[url=http://mad-dog-land.ifastnet.com]madDog[/url]

Idiot.

1. The First version of the king james bible didn't come out until 1611, AD. The KJV that people actually read is the seventh or eighth edition. Christ was said to have lived ~1 AD to ~33 AD. The oldest known set of scriptures that mention Jesus can be dated back to the second century.

2. Even the King James authors admitted that the book was not a perfect translation of scripture. They had admitted to interpreting scripture with a poetic liscense.

3. The NKJV was translated by MEN, and only men. Not a single woman translator on the team. Therefore, no women, no lesbians.

Source: http://www.dtl.org/versions/misc/translators.htm

10/1/2006 6:04:07 AM

Archangel_Lucifer

the month is hardly started. They sure dont hold back do they.

10/1/2006 6:34:57 AM

Nezu Chiza

Let's not forget that the KJV of the bible had stuff left out that they just plain didn't like :P

10/1/2006 6:43:22 AM

Napoleon the Clown

MySpace. Never has there been such a wreched hive and stupidity and asshattery.

10/1/2006 6:50:33 AM

Matilde

So, you asume that your spelling is wrong and go on saying nonsenses. Let´s enlight you there. The KJV was written, as the name holds, in the times of King James the First, long AFTER all Europe had converted to Christianity. THat you believe in it, because you´re a spin off the mainstream Christianism of the time doesn´t turn you in God´s chosen people same why as, say, the Jewish. Second, the newest versions, COULDN´T BE WRITTEN BY LESBIANS. One, women, like most men, couldn´t read and write and were not allowed to be pastors or be into religious affairs. Second, how do you know they were lesbians?, are you meaning that they were nuns, or that lesbian=homosexual=bad?. Your ignorance meets no limits.

10/1/2006 7:27:33 AM

stereom (formerly EH)

I submitted that thing.

i originally wanted to include what she said after someone questioned her crappy beliefs. But that was edited out. She pretty much said \"whatever floats your boat\". This is cold hard proof that ignorance and arrogance side with each other well.

10/1/2006 8:18:59 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

I bet her teeny-tiny little brain would explode if she found out that good old King Jimmy was a raging \"soldomite.\" Also, I wonder which of the men who translated the NKJV were lesbians, since no women were involved in this project.

10/1/2006 11:17:42 AM

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