ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people, and the NIV, NKJV, ect...was writin by lesbians, taking the word soldomite, i know my spelling is wrong, they took out the word, jesus and god alot of time, and you can to research on the internet easily for more info...
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"ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people,"No, not OK. The KJV is but one of many versions of the Bible assembled from translations and distillations several ancient manuscripts. The KJV was translated at a time when few manuscripts were available. Many newer translations use information gained from the huge number of Bible manuscripts discovered since 1611.
"and the NIV, NKJV, ect...was writin by lesbians, taking the word soldomite, i know my spelling is wrong, they took out the word,"
In the KJV the word Sodomite only appears once (Deut. 23:17).
"jesus and god alot of time, and you can to research on the internet easily for more info..."
Not in a significant way. Some translations use other terms such as Lord, Son of God, He, etc. in place of Jesus or God, but so what?
Someone tell me this is a troll. No one, not even a Christian Teen, can be that friggin stupid and still breath without help can they?
KJV is NOT the original! Jesus, seriously, what the hell are you thinking? Does "King James" sound even remotely Roman to you? He'd be Emperor Yamus or something, dude.
Idiot. First version of the king james bible didn't come out until 1611, AD. The KJV that people actually read is the seventh or eighth edition. Christ was said to have lived ~1 AD to ~33 AD. The oldest known set of scriptures that mention Jesus can be dated back to the second century.
2. Even the King James authors admitted that the book was not a perfect translation of scripture. They had admitted to interpreting scripture with a poetic liscense.
3. The NKJV was translated by MEN, and only men. Not a single woman translator on the team. Therefore, no women, no lesbians.
Source: http://www.dtl.org/versions/misc/translators.htm
So, you asume that your spelling is wrong and go on saying nonsenses. Let´s enlight you there. The KJV was written, as the name holds, in the times of King James the First, long AFTER all Europe had converted to Christianity. THat you believe in it, because you´re a spin off the mainstream Christianism of the time doesn´t turn you in God´s chosen people same why as, say, the Jewish. Second, the newest versions, COULDN´T BE WRITTEN BY LESBIANS. One, women, like most men, couldn´t read and write and were not allowed to be pastors or be into religious affairs. Second, how do you know they were lesbians?, are you meaning that they were nuns, or that lesbian=homosexual=bad?. Your ignorance meets no limits.
I bet her teeny-tiny little brain would explode if she found out that good old King Jimmy was a raging "soldomite." Also, I wonder which of the men who translated the NKJV were lesbians, since no women were involved in this project.
The KJV was based largely on previous work by Tyndale, who, almost a century earlier, had been burned at the stake for his efforts. A large part of its eventual acceptance was due to the promotional efforts of the printers, who hoped to make a good profit and beat out competitors. The "Textus Recepticus" on which it was based was produced originally by Erasmus, a Roman Catholic priest, using 10th-12th century Greek texts.or wife , or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life."
"or wife" is not in earlier manuscripts, and in fact conflicts with Jesus' teachings on marriage. Also, Peter didn't leave his wife, so it doesn't appear to have been expected. The words have been dropped in revised versions.
Last time I checked, all the Jews didn't accept Jesus and write the KJV...
*headdesk*
"ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people,"this list of scholars who collaborated to translate the NIV (and TNIV, whatever that is) Bible, the translators include:
Dr. Ronald Youngblood, Dr. Kenneth Barker, Prof. John H. Stek, ...
Oh, my! All men. In fact, there's only one woman on the list, and so far no indication as to her sexual orientation.
"and you can to research on the internet easily for more info..."
Thanks for the tip!
Most of the stupidity has been covered so let me ask, is soldomite a relative of Dolomite?
Somehow I can picture lauraashley wearing a flowery Laura Ashley dress down to her ankles, no makeup, long straight hair...like many a good fundie girl who gets gawked at by her Hot Topic and Abercrombie wearing classmates (unless she's homeschooled).
Well, you see, Cane and Able's wives and their sisters were all Lezbeans before the brothers showed up to marry them and show them how to make babies. God got angry at the left-over Lezbeans and froze them into popsicles and then threw them into Mt. Vesuvius, but they didn't die because they were'nt Adam and Eve's offspring so they were'nt subject to the "curse". So then they became demons called "lust" and since the cross had'nt been invented yet, nobody could exercise them and they all lived in Soldom and Gamora where they comitted soldomy and worshipped a giant moth. This made God REALLY mad, so He destroyed the cities and turned all the sluts into pillars saltines, which is why we eat crackers at communion. When Jesus-our-Lord-and-Savior-died-for-you-on-the-Cross, he forgave everybody by mistake, and the Lezbean cracker slut lust demons were'nt crackers anymore, being all forgiven and all. Well after that, God chased the Lezbean lust demons all over the place and tried to kill them with black plages and Cursaders, but some of them kept getting away. Finally, in the time of King James, the Lezbean slut lust demons tried to hide out by posessing men. This is why the clothes were so puffy and lacey and gay-looking because they were Lezbean demons trapped in men's bodies. Some of these Lezbeans told King James that they would write him a bible if he promised to stop crapping his pants while on horseback, so they did. So you see lauraashley, ALL the versions of the Bible were writin by Lezbeans.
You all are so funny! Making fun of teenagers! That just takes so much ...... superiority, my uberfriends!
Guys, guys. All (Straight) Men are Lesbians. The only difference between us and female wannabe lesbians is we have a permanent strap-on!
Yeah, the KJV stands for King James Version... It's not the original writing of God's chosen people because it's in English and was published in 1611. That's a looooong ways away from God's chosen people who spoke Aramaic, Hebrew and Greek.
ok....the KJV is the original writen by gods chosen people... ...and the NIV, NKJV, ect...was writin by lesbians...
Sorry, no. King James was gay, though.
...taking the word soldomite, i know my spelling is wrong...
Soldomite? SOLDOMITE??! Fuck the spelling, I don't think you even know what the word is!
...they took out the word, jesus and god alot of time...
Ooh! An evil lesbian conspiracy to ruin the BuyBull! Oh noes!
...and you can to research on the internet easily for more info...
Define "research." I do not think it means what you think it means.
@Jacob SyneXtian = stupid
Teen = stupid
Ahem .
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