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[The sun is a mass of incandescent gas
A gigantic nuclear furnace
Where Hydrogen is built into Helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees]

Funny, aren't helium and hydrogen next to each other on the periodic table? Seperated by a tiny atomic difference, the kind of differences that the big universal change ate for breakfast.
[...]
[The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas
Aluminum, Copper, Iron, and many others]

Not for long, the spiritual eternal elements will also be there, bringing all the physical things into their proper little original place.

[Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom smashing machine
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Carbon, and Helium]

At the moment, it may be like an atomic smash up derby, but soon, it will whir into perfect harmony.

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