[Wall-Mart has joined the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce]
I think I'm going to start dropping tracts in Wal-Marts
put out flyers on windshields
If a place advertising half naked women dancing can slather their crud all over my windshield in their parking lot, I can put out flyers about Wal-Mart support for attacking my family!
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"I think I'm going to start dropping tracts in Wal-Marts
put out flyers on windshields"
Yeah, good idea, that form of littering is probably the most effective method of evangelizing since, I don't know, maybe screaming in people's faces. Has there ever been more than a couple of documented cases of someone actually being converted by a Xian tract?
"If a place advertising half naked women dancing can slather their crud all over my windshield in their parking lot, I can put out flyers about Wal-Mart support for attacking my family!"
You may indeed have that right, but just because one has the right to do something, doesn't make that the right thing to do.
In clear, concise English, please explain how Wal-Mart's support for the Gay and Lesbian community is "attacking" your family
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess he saw an ad for women's underwear being sold at Wal-mart, which is wear that came from...
Thanks, TDR, heading to Aisle 13...!
~Jerod T.
I got the impression that the "place advertising half naked women dancing [that] can slather their crud all over my windshield in their parking lot" isn't wal-mart itself, but that Funmudder parked their car in a wal-mart parking lot and some third-party business placed (in Funmudder's eyes) NSFW advertisements on their windshield.
Which, of course, wouldn't really be Wal-mart's fault, now would it, Funmudder?
Oh no! Not a chick tract on my windshield!
I don't remember much proselytizing going on in super-market parking lots in the north, but in the south one faces a continuous barrage of bullshit from the faithful of varying creeds in all public places. I walk around with headphones on so I can pretend I don't hear them, but I have a stack of ridiculous literature that ends up on my dash. Once when offered a flyer from some evangelical, I asked her kindly if she could just throw it in the trash for me and save me the trip. So, funmudder...this is not much of a threat (at least where I live). One more chick tract on my windshield isn't going to kill me. Hell, bring your whole family and make a big, rude spectacle of hating gays. Your just a drop in an ocean of stupid.
If a place advertising half naked women dancing can slather their crud all over my windshield in their parking lot
My English is not perfect but isn't he saying here that he parked in the parking lot of a place which advertised with half naked women dancing, and assuming that that place is not Walmart, what is he doing there. Shouldn't he be at home with his family.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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