"A man waving a brick barged into Monroe Middle School and ranted about the teachings of evolution before being arrested by police Tuesday morning.
Monroe police reported the man walked into the school office and immediately headed down a hallway toward the principals' offices. When stopped by employees, he began yelling at them asking if he looked like a monkey.
They then noticed Mr. Wood was holding a brick. A teacher, an assistant principal and a secretary tried calming the man down, but he continued his rant about teaching evolution in schools and asked if the employees thought he looked like an ape.
"He had a brick in his hand and started shaking it in the air," Mr. McLeod said. "The police were called immediately."
And here is precisely why the US needs Kitzmiller vs. Dover; certainly within Constitutional law.
And it does this Atheist's heart good to know that said law is being strictly enforced. Also that justice is being seen to be done too.
If he'd gone to trial, I can see his defence lawyer coming up with any kind of fundie bullshit to try and justify his client's unjustifiable behaviour, whereupon the prosecutor would simply do a Phoenix Wright...:
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After all, right-wing fundie USA, you don't want to become inferior to, say... China, do you not? They don't allow religion to hamstring their unlimited pool of educated talent entering their state R&D facilities (the new Space Race, re. their Shenzhou missions; also their ambitions to be the second nation to land men on the Moon), and their labs & tech-based companies (remember IBM's laptop division? It's now called Lenovo. Based in China. Who knows? They could be the ones to develop a laptop-sized Quantum Computer; as in first...?!).
In Soviet China, God worships you.
...oh, and as per 'if [...] he looked like an ape', well, seeing as we humans (Homo Sapiens) share at least 98% of our DNA with Chimpanzees (Pan Troglodytes), yes. Two words: Robin Williams*.
Next question, Mr. Wood(brain). [/hyper-smartarse]
*- Also, yours truly, sans clothing. XP X3