"Wrong. You said infinite and infinite is infinite and that's how evolution gave us weird infinite shit so let's play the infinity game of extremes and still work within the confines of free will."
OK, so far you've shown that you can spell "infinite," but that's about all.
"Say you get some strange urge to fuck a monkey."
No, let's NOT say that. You brought it up, YOU can have that urge.
"Its your freewill, right?"
OK, so what, it's still gross.
"Okay then. Now, let's say your kids also have a knack for monkey fucking."
No, we're not going to say that either. You and your kids might engage in monkey fucking, but leave my family out of it, please.
"Following?"
No, not really. You seem to have some interest in fucking with monkeys, but that's about all you're communicated so far.
"Great."
That's spelled "Gross" not "Great."
"Now, let's say after all this interspecies ass reaming sessions, your great great great great great great, infinitely great grandkid sports an anatomical steering wheel out of his head."
No, remember, we're not talking about MY family.
"sports an anatomical steering wheel out of his head?" What the heck are you talking about? Are you on acid or 'shrooms?
"Sounds outlandish?"
Yes, it does. Absolutely outlandish.
"Great."
No, remember, that's spelled "gross."
"So does evolution. You and the rest of your atheistic shills are the product of an infinite number of retard fucks over time."
The ToE does not imply cross-species intercourse. Please don't fuck with the ToE.
"Its your gay little religion."
The ToE is not a religion, it is a scientific theory. Beastiality is not the same as homosexuality. Get one of the smart people to show you how a dictionary works and have them help you look up "homosexuality" and "evolution."
"I think its some funny ass shit, sure."
"funny ass shit?" As opposed to what, brain shit, like you're writing here? How funny is shit, anyway?
"But, brother... its your gospel."
The ToE is not a gospel, a religion or a creed. It is a scientific theory, supported by mountains of evidence.
"I hope you stick with it, you fuckin inbred."
I will.
It seems that if you believe that I am the result of your twisted version of evolution (you fuckin inbred), you are saying that you do believe in evolution, you just don't understand how it works. Curious.