Quote# 17787

Show me dog evolve into a cat or for that matter ANY SPECIES that NO LONGER EXISTS evolving into a completely NEW SPECIES. Anyone with HALF a brain would know that you CAN'T develop a NEW SPECIES from something that doesn't exist. Onto a monkey you go.

Nucc, Talk, talk, talk, talk 31 Comments [12/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Anyone with a QUARTER of a brain can tell that you don't correctly understand the theory of evolution.

12/6/2006 5:36:13 AM


...Think about what you just said, Nucc. Think about it for a few seconds. And then smack yourself.

12/6/2006 5:51:57 AM


That's not how ToE works!

12/6/2006 5:52:37 AM


You're an idiot. Get yourself into a biology class, read a biology text, phone a friend (a smart friend), just find out what you're talking about before you make an ass of yourself again.

12/6/2006 5:58:02 AM


Word of the Day:
anagenesis: phylectic change or progressive evolution, as opposed to special branching (cladogenesis).

You however are truly catagenic!

12/6/2006 6:02:19 AM


Unclear on the concept? Shut your mouth. \"It is better to be thought a fool in silence then to speak and remove all doubt.\" You have removed all doubt.

12/6/2006 7:03:06 AM

Napoleon the Clown


12/6/2006 8:27:15 AM

Couer d'lyon

Shut the fuck up or I'll unleash this cage of starving midget go-go dancers on you!

12/6/2006 8:28:35 AM


Oh shit he's got starving midget dancers!

12/6/2006 8:33:07 AM


That's akin to saying you can't develop an idea that doesn't exist. But look at all the airplanes, cars, and facy computers which you use to learn nothing. Amazing, isn't it?

12/6/2006 8:49:52 AM


That is the problem with antievolution. You all believe that we take a magic wand and we become something else.

12/6/2006 8:56:40 AM

Mister Spak

Since you have less that half a brain you would have to evolve before you could understand that Heidelbergensis evolved into sapiens.

12/6/2006 1:00:14 PM


Why should we prove that? We've never claimed shit like that.

12/6/2006 2:17:33 PM


Should we have an \"Evolution doesn't work that way\" award.

12/6/2006 2:26:59 PM


But \"we\" aren't making something from nothing. \"We\" are making something from something else. That's like saying that you can't fuse atoms or split atoms because the new atoms did not exist prior to the action.

12/6/2006 2:44:08 PM

David D.G.

\"Anyone with HALF a brain would know that you CAN'T develop a NEW SPECIES from something that doesn't exist.\"

Amazing. He manages to shoot himself in both feet and keeps right on dancing, oblivious to it.

~David D.G.

12/6/2006 3:27:11 PM


Randomly CAPITALIZING your words DOES NOT make your argument ANY more CONVINCING. Just SAYING.

12/6/2006 4:37:07 PM


Couer d'lyon -- Cool! Can I get some starving midget go-go dancers, too?

12/6/2006 5:22:33 PM


Anyone with HALF a brain would know that you CAN'T develop a NEW SPECIES from something that doesn't exist.

Hey, we agree! You have to have that new species develop from a pre-existing one.

...that's not what you meant?

12/6/2006 5:53:55 PM


I just got the new Starving Midget Go-Go Dancers CD. It's pretty good.

But seriously (or not), they deserve better than eating fundie. That'll cause serious indigestion. Maybe some itallian food... and a movie... and a couple drinks...
I'm just sayin'.

12/6/2006 8:21:55 PM

El Cubano

Wait, I actually agree with this guy! Seriously, species that have gone extinct CAN'T evolve! Thanks for reminding us of that, Nucc.

12/6/2006 8:26:11 PM


Nucc, we can't directly observe evolution taking place because it requires MILLIONS OF YEARS. In case you forgot, we don't live that long.

12/6/2006 8:35:31 PM


We should have a Morbo Award specifically for people who make this mistake. We have a fair share fo them every month.

12/6/2006 9:39:02 PM


Oh, now I see McCulloch's similar suggestion. I think Morbo Award is funnier -everbody gets the reference, don't you?

12/6/2006 9:42:41 PM


Not how it works. Next.

12/6/2006 9:45:48 PM

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