Count the # times "God" appears in the Bible. It was written by the only perfect being ever and peer reviewed for a few thousand years.
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Okay, I get that you wanted "peer-reviewed" attached to the Bible because if it's true, it lends a lot of credibility to the work. There are just a couple of problems with that claim in this case, though:
1. God has no peers to review his work. So it can't be "peer-reviewed."
...okay, the rest of the points I was going to make are all kind of a subset of that.
This is why fundies can't wrap their minds around the concept of educated, peer review.
They can't even get the definition right...
Why don't we try a more amusing game: Count the number of times admonishments against heterosexual behavior appears, and the number of admonishments against homosexual behavior!
Ooh, another fun one! Let's play "count the contradictions" or "Wrath of the loving god" instances!
...Just because a name appears in a book doesn't mean that the book was written by that individual or entity. By your logic, Rom, Superman comics are penned by Superman, and not Jerry Siegel or Joe Shuster.
Tim
Peer reviewed? Odin checked his work?
Heh, I like that idea.
Yahweh: Hey guys, I wrote this book here, could you do me a favour and proofread it for me?
Odin: No problem, old friend. Let me take a look. Wow, first sentence says you created the universe!? What? And what is this supposed to mean, there are no other gods besides you?
Thor, Vishnu, Shiva, Frey, Baal, Bastet, Apophis, Isis etc.: He wrote what?
I’m wondering what the dust jacket blurbs by the other deities would be like?
@Redhunter
"Written by a holy ghost writer?"
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@Kuno
'Tim
Peer reviewed? Odin checked his work? '
"Heh, I like that idea.
Yahweh: Hey guys, I wrote this book here, could you do me a favour and proofread it for me?
Odin: No problem, old friend. Let me take a look. Wow, first sentence says you created the universe!? What? And what is this supposed to mean, there are no other gods besides you?
Thor, Vishnu, Shiva, Frey, Baal, Bastet, Apophis, Isis etc.: He wrote what?
I’m wondering what the dust jacket blurbs by the other deities would be like?"
Heimdall: 'Nah. Completely gay , man.'
Loki: 'Laugh? I nearly did. '
Sleipnir: 'Neigh!'
Okie Dokie...! [/Pinkie Pie] X3
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