a warning to everyone trying to dethrone Yahweh: if you do not re-assess what you're doing and repent of the actions accompanied with it, you shall recieve Hell for eternity. It's up to you, you're liable for what you now know.
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In order to 'dethrone' somebody, they would have to exist. You seem to be labouring under the delusion that the non-religious or competing religions are like high school basketball teams. Our team isn't trying to dethrone a king that doesn't exist. Why would non-religious people want to take over the presumed spot of an imaginary story? Are you high?
It's up to you, you're liable for what you now know.
Thanks, asshole. God said he wanted everyone to be saved, and you just took away our Get Out of Hell Free card. Guess who won't be happy with you later?
Seriously, how could evangelism possibly be a good thing if those who never hear of Christianity are automatically saved? (I realize this isn't what all Christians believe, but it seems this fuckwit does believe it.) If that were true, why would God even bother telling us about it at all?
But Yeshua was supposed to save everyone from Yahweh.
You don't wanna be saved, I guess that's your business.
I'm just glad that we now know that Yahweh CAN be dethroned. They admit it!
We must redouble our efforts to dethrone God!
Come on, everyone! Gays, you get on the TV and kick that Ho Yay in high gear, and get married while you're at it! Mexicans, keep deconverting from Catholicism and coming across the border to sell drugs! Irish, really put the screws on the Vatican! Scientists, find more transitional fossils and DNA! I know you've been holding out on us! Asians! Good work. Keep up the Communism. Haitians, double your voodoo output! Moslems, keep tearing down America!
Come on! If we work together we CAN dethrone Yahweh!
To everyone trying to dethrone Sauron, if you do not re-assess what you are doing and repent of the actions accompanied with it, you shall be gang-raped, then eaten by Orcs. It's up you, you're liable for what you now know.
That's exactly what you sound like.
I'm not trying to dethrone anyone; that's up to the other deities, right?
If you try to dethrone Brahama and Odin, you're also liable.
I will repent the actions I have taken that harm other people.
The delicate feelings of an imaginary deities is none of my concerns.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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