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#130317
jouster
Besides, he condenms that a priest can give you some relief, at least temporary, to your sorrows
Priests have ben known to give a different kind of \"relief\" of late.
Unfortunately the authorities do not have the cojones to request that the Vatican repatriate them so the might face secualr justice.
12/31/2006 8:59:12 PM
#131094
Redhunter
So the only way to absolve your 'sin' of masturbating is to step into a box with another man and talk about it?
Coffee is right, sounds like a circle jerk/beat the bisquit.
Strength in numbers' acronym is S.I.N.
Are you saying that god feeds off of our masturbation? That's weird.
Defeat masturbation? Genital mutilation is the only thing that can 'defeat' it, it is a 'natural/god given' ability.
\"In Russia, penis beats YOU!\"
1/2/2007 10:19:46 AM
#165088
Frank
Interesting comments about masturbation. For the Catholics out there, the Church took masturbation off of its mortal sin list in 1965 at Vatican II. So, if you weren't \"pleasuring yourself\" because you thought it was a sin, have a good time, because it's not a sin anymore. Also, Onan's sin was not masturbation or even spilling his seed on the ground. His sin was disobedience. There is a terrific book, \"Sex, Lies, and the Bible: How human sexual behavior is controlled through the corruption of the Bible\", that has just come out. It deals not only with masturbation, but also with incest, adultery, prostitution, homosexuality and bestiality. The author spent 40 years studying the subject and challenges those who would twist the Bible to control our sexual behavior. It is really good, and available at all on-line bookstores.
2/20/2007 1:45:07 AM
#214759
shriekback
Gave up masturbation? *cough*bullshit*cough
4/22/2007 9:03:05 PM
#1162151
JSS
"It clearly states in the Bible that any union between to members of the same sex is wrong, especially when it is a sexual union."
1 Samuel 20:41 And as soon as the lad was gone, David arose out of a place toward the south, and fell on his face to the ground, and bowed himself three times: and they kissed one another, and wept one with another, until David exceeded.
It's just wrong! All relationships between people of the same-sex should be banned! Cut ties with all your friends and buddies, you're abominations!
"Many a homosexual, as I know you know, will use the excuse that God mad him or her and because he or she is homosexual it must be God-given since God made them. This excuse could not be further from what God says in the Bible. I call it an excuse because that's exactly what it is: an excuse! People will come up with any kind of an excuse to continue doing the sin that they want to do."
Yes it's an excuse, a very big excuse. It's so much of an excuse that it's an excuse. No words about excuses can possibly overemphasise how much of an excuse it is!
Enough emphasis for ya?
"Man is too weak to even think, let alone act, alone on a sin..."
But remember, God doesn't give you anything you can't handle.
"because Satin is just too strong."
Really? I've heard it tears pretty easily.
"I now have replaced lust with God in my heart because I have made God stronger than the devilish sin of masturbation."
Yes, the evil sin of masterbation. Over 90% of people do it yet it's not natural. Watch our for demons lest they nest in your body and force you to play with your dick.
5/28/2010 1:05:55 PM
#1162164
SeekerLancer
I like that gays make him think about masturbation.
5/28/2010 3:25:58 PM
#1162358
Anon-e-moose
If homosexuality is a 'sin' and 'not God-given', then riddle me this...:
Why is the anus located where it is? And that there so many nerve endings around the anus, as well as in the rectal area as a whole. To say nothing of the prostate gland - a major erogenous zone - and it's exact location. Also, the rectum is shaped to fit the penis so precisely.
Why it's almost as if homosexuality was designed?!
Congratulations! This proves that homosexuality is not a sin and is God-given like so many fundies don't believe.
@jouster
"Besides, he condenms that a priest can give you some relief, at least temporary, to your sorrows
Priests have ben known to give a different kind of \"relief\" of late.
Unfortunately the authorities do not have the cojones to request that the Vatican repatriate them so the might face secualr justice."
'The Catholic Church is opposed to sex education in school. As opposed to teaching the kids by, say, actually fucking them.'
-Frankie Boyle
5/29/2010 8:48:08 AM
#1285595
M
What.
I'd make the Leviticus argument, but you won't listen.
5/4/2011 5:18:45 PM
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