I have never claimed God was proveable. But neither is evolution. If it is, grab yourself a monkey and evolve me a man.
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I can not grab myself a monkey and evolve a man, but I can grab an amount of Croatian lizards, and leave them on another island with different food sources and wait 40 years and can show you an evolved lizard, well it has already been done, but meh!
"I have never claimed God was proveable. But neither is evolution. If it is, grab yourself a monkey and evolve me a man."
No need. Two Words: Darwinius masillae.
Your turn. I've proved Evolution. But is Creationism proveable? If it is, grab yourself some dirt and create me a man.
It's okay, I've got all day...
"I have never claimed God was proveable."
Nice.
"But neither is evolution."
True.
"If it is, grab yourself a monkey and evolve me a man."
Straw man...
Monkeys and man are just distant relatives. We share a common ancestor, that's all.
We ARE Great Apes though.
So, can you grab some dust and turn it into man?
The fact that we need new flu vaccinations almost every year shows evolution is provable; the old strands of flu virus have evolved immunity to the old flu vaccinations.
"I have never claimed God was proveable. But neither is evolution. If it is, grab yourself a monkey and evolve me a man."
Right away, but first you grab yourself a snake and make it talk. No? Then how about grabbing yourself a man's rib and making a woman? Too difficult? Okay, how about grabbing yourself a real book on evolution and making me an educated arguement instead, plebeian?
Let's just quit pretending you lot will ever work on an even playing field. There are literally libraries of proof for evolutional development and factually none for your God or Savior.
There will never be enough evidence provided to you that you won't ignore, not dispute mind, just outright refuse to believe. You believe however, since you have nothing, that you therefor have some right to special pleading or amnesty from defending your belief.
You DON'T. Religions all exist on demanding blind faith and enforcing obedience to the church.
We all know that a magic ghostie type thingie made a man out of the available dust, for proof see Genesis. If the Bible's too technical for you, see a pastor for a simpler explanation. But, did you know that the very same magic ghost is gonna enable you to fly ... soon? That's another good reason why it's also known as a Sky Fairy.
"If it is, grab yourself a monkey and evolve me a man"
I can do better than that:
(*Grabs chimpanzee, extracts blood from such. Extracts blood from self. Sends both samples to lab for analysis... *)
...
(*...receives results *):
...yep. We humans (Homo Sapiens ) share at least 98% of our DNA with Chimpanzees (Pan Troglodytes ). Ergo, Darwin was right all along. Q.E. and D., bitch.
Evolution has been proved . Now make your 'God' (and that's the deity himself , and not 'Jesus') appear before me, in hard, solid, physical form that can be seen, heard and touched ; also can prove he is what he says he is, via demonstrations of his power to my satisfaction (as in he must do whatever I say in perpetuity; them's the terms, they're not up for negotiation).
...just him appearing in the form of Morgan Freeman, as in the film "Bruce Almighty" (he'd be a cool God, and not the douchebag he's portrayed in the OT). Your call, Rom831.
No pressure. >:D
It already happened. Why does it need to happen again? Regardless, you couldn't see it anyway. It takes millions of years for that to happen. If we were taken out of the picture, apes could possibly evolve into a bipedal hominid species again.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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