Quote# 19457

We all know what happened after 9/11, and I can't imagine what kind of horrific scenes willl occur right at the second of the Rapture...

Just about ALL vehicals will crash, power outages, and people will be in chaos. everyone will lose someone in the Rapture, if they are left behind... People need to be ready, get your soul ready. Because, the Rapture is very near...

Closer than we even think, because, we are witnessing Jews returning to their land. Its not going to be a pretty sight when we as christians leave this earth, when Jesus comes to get us.

Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior!

SmokinJoe1977, Rapture Ready 68 Comments [1/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Adrian


1/15/2007 8:45:52 PM

FishyFred

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a meatball!

NO! It's SUPER GROVER!


1/15/2007 8:46:44 PM

Lupine

FishyFred wins. Hell, you both win.


1/15/2007 8:49:01 PM

MK

Yeah! SUPERGROVER rules.

SG is cute and fuzzy. What's the Rapture got on that?

1/15/2007 8:49:38 PM

Matilde

The Jews returned to their land in 1948 and counting. AND?

1/15/2007 8:51:24 PM

[url=http://tinyurl.com/ya3433]Sanity[/url]

Where's that comic from, Adrian? I want more!!!

1/15/2007 9:08:52 PM

Murdock

The rapture has been \"Closer than we even think\" for 2000 years, give it up already.

1/15/2007 9:16:46 PM

SaneChick

I wonder if Christ looks sexy in blue tights.

1/15/2007 9:19:35 PM

Adrian

Proudly celebrating 2007 years of waiting for the Rapture.

1/15/2007 9:20:02 PM

Star Cluster

Go ahead and check out ahead of time. We won't mind.

1/15/2007 9:23:10 PM

CT

I like the way he assumes that almost all vehicles will crash...

Funny how only True Christians can drive/fly/whatever...

1/15/2007 9:28:27 PM

John

Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior! And he's telling all the fundies \"what part of 'thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself' didn't you understand?

1/15/2007 9:45:21 PM

szenah

Look! Up in the sky! It's Jesus, here to tell you that asshole fundies who spread their hate everyplace they went aren't welcome in heaven!

1/15/2007 9:56:28 PM

Adrian

@Sanity: I believe I found it on 4chan. A quick Googling using the author's name would lead me to think it comes from here, but I can't really see the page (the anti-hotlinking protection of Keenspace hates my Norton, so it blocks all the images).

1/15/2007 10:07:48 PM

NotMe

Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior!


Will he be wearing his underwear over a thight body suit?

1/15/2007 10:09:32 PM

Old Viking

With all those \"vehicals\" crashing, the insurance companies will be fit to be tied.

1/15/2007 10:20:15 PM

Couer d'Lyon



1/15/2007 10:20:39 PM

Couer d'Lyon


1/15/2007 10:21:21 PM

Sandman

Jews have been \"returning to their land\" for about a hundred years, in modern times. If you want to talk Biblicaly, they've been doing it since 70 years after they were first kicked out, or have you never read Ezekiel?

You'll pardon me if I don't hold my breath.

1/15/2007 10:26:54 PM

Papabear

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The rapture is coming any day now, just as it has been for nearly 2000 years. Hohum.


Look, up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane, no.... Its Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior... no, wait, it IS just a bird.

1/15/2007 10:28:50 PM

Khaine

Rapture Ready=A suicide cult lacking the courage of their convictions.

1/15/2007 10:30:03 PM

WritingIsMyReligion

Wait! I thought only a miniscule amount of people are True Christians (TM) and so are going to be Raptured (TM). If so, then why all the widespread carnage?

1/15/2007 10:34:25 PM

pesto

What if the Rapture already happened, and no one got taken?

1/15/2007 11:31:13 PM

Mary Sunshine

Are you sure you're talking Rapture here? Because it sounds a lot like Y2K.

1/16/2007 12:07:09 AM

Mike

What. The. Hell?!

1/16/2007 12:43:02 AM

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