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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs8HlJIP7AM" target="_blank">Youtube guy proves the earth is 6000 years old. Hilarity ensues</a>.

That youtube guy, Youtube 29 Comments [2/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Morpheus

Someday you will learn, Neo, just as I did, that one must remove his head from his ass before he can see reality.

2/16/2007 5:18:42 PM

BoxerShorts

The more I watch this guy, the more I like him. He's clever and funny.

His arguments are full of logical fallacies and scientific inaccuracies, but a few college-level science and philosophy classes should take care of that. I think we may have a future atheist on our hands.

2/16/2007 5:27:53 PM

Winston Jen

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not this fuckwit again!

I mean, he deserves to be quoted here and ridiculed, but his idiocy is off the charts and drains one's IQ away.

2/16/2007 5:52:50 PM

Winston Jen

BTW, only 2 of the gospels actually HAVE the genaeology of Jesus, and they contradict each other.

2/16/2007 5:58:17 PM

Kitsune Koji

BORING BORING BORING BORING. I did like the professor and Neo part, though.

2/16/2007 6:18:18 PM

Eris

He looks awfully effeminate for a fundie. I think he's compensating for something.

2/16/2007 6:19:07 PM

Mister Spak

That is a lot of high IQ stupidity.

2/16/2007 6:40:07 PM

Winston Jen

He's such a coward. He disables ratings after a few votes and only approves comments that he agrees with.

2/16/2007 6:43:00 PM

Star Cluster

I couldn't watch more than about half of this pompous little ass's video. In what I did watch, he's only using the standard fundie party lines and proving nothing. Anyone with even an elemental knowledge of cosmology knows this to be the crap that it is.

2/16/2007 6:51:05 PM

Django

No

2/16/2007 7:44:20 PM

Jonathan

You should see his video on evolution!

lol

2/16/2007 7:55:18 PM

xMinionX

Oh, this guy?

2/16/2007 8:07:43 PM

HBlight

I can't take this guy seriously, is like Kent 'pretty jail lips' Hovind and Kirk 'Comfort puppy' Cameron had a baby.... I said he was a spoof the first video I saw, but how he disables ratings and seems to of posted a while lot more after that, he looks like a genuine idiot.

2/16/2007 8:10:38 PM

ez-c

This guy doesn't know much about astrophysics (or any science for that matter). His non-mathematical calculation about the size of the sun and ignorance about angular momentum as it relates to the moon made me laugh.

2/16/2007 8:10:39 PM



Let´s tranlate. You mean that scientists have to rely on the \"genealogy\", a faulty one, of a man who was fathered by God, and count some generations they claim to be before him, written by God knows who?.Bearing in mind that people at the time would not easily get 50, how do you calculate the 6000 years?. It´s utterly ridiculous. Do you think that´s scientific as, say, Gilgamesh´s story?. Moreover, do you think that men, AT THE TIME, were able to live 900 years old, as sometimes the Bible claims, or 100 years?, do you find it \"scientific?. I prefer calculating YOUR age, it´s easier and explains quite a lot of your stupidity.

2/16/2007 8:13:12 PM

AWP

He sucks in more ways then one.

2/16/2007 9:10:03 PM

Andrew

I am still not convinced that this guy is not just trolling.

Normally I can pick 'em, but this one just eludes me.

2/16/2007 9:44:58 PM

Zadic

He rambles on and on for far too long to pick apart even half of his crap, so I picked the part that annoyed me amost which was his 4,400 year old rant at the end...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Namib_Desert - 80 million years old.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristlecone_pine - Up to nearly 5,000 years old (another website claims it's 4,767 years old).

http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/dave_matson/young-earth/specific_arguments/coral_reef.html - Argument against young earth creationist claims about coral reefs.

2/16/2007 9:57:13 PM

Fed Up

10 out of 10 for effort, but he's just making a fool out of himself.

2/16/2007 10:07:59 PM

Old Viking

Ah, back again I see. Fundies seem to be employing this persuasion through boredom technique a lot lately.

2/16/2007 10:22:30 PM

Berny

The biggest flaw in the whole Jesus' Genealogy method of calculating the age of the earth is that there is no fucking way humans lived to 900 years old back then. Some translator screwed up, big time.
If you convert the 900 years to lunar months, however, you get something closer to a normal human life-span.

2/16/2007 11:17:49 PM

ssdexecutor

It doesn't help that Luke gives a radically different (and longer) genealogy. Explain that away, Neo.

2/16/2007 11:30:36 PM

Osiris

Same jack ass again. Dumbass we have the fossils. We win. Always.

2/16/2007 11:49:32 PM

The Jamo

Yeah, whatever. I really don't like that guy. Plus there are numerous copyright infringements in that video of his so if I was him, I'd watch out.

2/17/2007 12:26:04 AM

Aethernaut

As soon as he pointed his camera out the window I finally figured him out: Creepy bored suburban dork.

He's the kind that will put on the \"normal\" appearance for years and then one day he'll snap and decide it's perfectly rational to go human hunting with a 30-06 at McDonald's.

I bet he catches all kinds of crap at school but bottles it up in quiet desperation plotting revenge in his head... \"I'll show them, I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!\"

2/17/2007 12:50:18 AM

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