<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs8HlJIP7AM " target="_blank">Youtube guy proves the earth is 6000 years old. Hilarity ensues</a>.
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Someday you will learn, Neo, just as I did, that one must remove his head from his ass before he can see reality.
The more I watch this guy, the more I like him. He's clever and funny.
His arguments are full of logical fallacies and scientific inaccuracies, but a few college-level science and philosophy classes should take care of that. I think we may have a future atheist on our hands.
I can't take this guy seriously, is like Kent 'pretty jail lips' Hovind and Kirk 'Comfort puppy' Cameron had a baby.... I said he was a spoof the first video I saw, but how he disables ratings and seems to of posted a while lot more after that, he looks like a genuine idiot.
Let´s tranlate. You mean that scientists have to rely on the "genealogy", a faulty one, of a man who was fathered by God, and count some generations they claim to be before him, written by God knows who?.Bearing in mind that people at the time would not easily get 50, how do you calculate the 6000 years?. It´s utterly ridiculous. Do you think that´s scientific as, say, Gilgamesh´s story?. Moreover, do you think that men, AT THE TIME, were able to live 900 years old, as sometimes the Bible claims, or 100 years?, do you find it "scientific?. I prefer calculating YOUR age, it´s easier and explains quite a lot of your stupidity.
The biggest flaw in the whole Jesus' Genealogy method of calculating the age of the earth is that there is no fucking way humans lived to 900 years old back then. Some translator screwed up, big time.
If you convert the 900 years to lunar months, however, you get something closer to a normal human life-span.
As soon as he pointed his camera out the window I finally figured him out: Creepy bored suburban dork.
He's the kind that will put on the "normal" appearance for years and then one day he'll snap and decide it's perfectly rational to go human hunting with a 30-06 at McDonald's.
I bet he catches all kinds of crap at school but bottles it up in quiet desperation plotting revenge in his head... "I'll show them, I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!!"
He reminds me of a BOJO student I met years ago. He bragged that he had "umimpeachable proof" of Biblical Creation and handed me a book on "Evolution's Deception" that stated (I kid you not) that God created the world to look like it was 4.5 billion years old as a test of believer's faith in the Bible. He was horrified when I explained that, if he followed this reasoning, instead of voiding evolution, it voided the Jewish and Christian religions by turning their "good and truthful God the Father" into a lying deceiver just like the devil, by faking evidence to betray his gullible children. He ran away yelling something about "get thee behind me Satan" which I personally thought was a bit of over-kill for pointing out something so obvious!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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