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No one said it was a perfect language. He said it was God's langugage. I believe it is too.

I believe Adam spoke english, God spoke english, and everyone's language was confused at the Tower of Bable. Only when God's complete revelation comes to man do we come back to his holy language again.

Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope.

Lukasaurus, kjbchurch 79 Comments [2/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Mike

Will you, Lukasaurus, keep being a dumbass?

2/21/2007 2:42:35 PM

John

Well, at least he more or less admits he's just making stuff up. I guess while he was worshipping the KJV, he missed actually reading it where it said \"Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another.\" (Eph. 4:25)

2/21/2007 3:40:17 PM

Zoe

... it's hardly the biggest problem in this post, but why would a perfect being create an imperfect language for himself? Lukasaurus said it wasn't perfect there in the post... so why would God make something imperfect? I'm thinking too much, aren't I?

2/21/2007 3:45:34 PM

Walnut

Actually, it might...[sarcasm] but just a little. [/sarcasm]

2/21/2007 3:53:28 PM

hairband

Je ne comprends pas. Fumier.

2/21/2007 3:53:46 PM

Mister Spak

\"Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope.\"

Have you demonstrated the essence of fundies? Yup.

2/21/2007 4:01:32 PM

Prager

Ne rozumim! Mluvite Cesky?

2/21/2007 4:14:48 PM

Papabear

\"No one said it was a perfect language. He said it was God's langugage. I believe it is too.

I believe Adam spoke english, God spoke english, and everyone's language was confused at the Tower of Bable.\"

So, why don't we find any bible or pre-bible era manuscripts in english?


\"Only when God's complete revelation comes to man do we come back to his holy language again.\"

And, your proof for this assertion is...? C'mon, even a lousy Bible citation supporting this would be interesting.


\"Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope.\"

Well, I'm glad we agree that your idiotic assertion doesn't really matter. I am sorry to see that you're just another mental twinkie to whom evidence and proofs are irrelevant.

2/21/2007 4:15:16 PM

Grey Wolf

Not that it makes any difference, but I nominate him for the \"At least he's honest\" award

hope that helps,

Grey Wolf


2/21/2007 4:24:47 PM

Viridian

Translation: \"Spare me your 'proof' and 'evidence'... it's ruining my fantasy world!\"

2/21/2007 4:32:45 PM

Die Mensch-Maschine

hairband > Si tu ne comprends pas, pourquoi l'insulter ? D'autant que «fumier» est ici moins adapté que «crétin».

Il ne se rend même pas compte que toute les langues fréquemment utilisées évoluent à vue d'oeil ?

2/21/2007 4:33:11 PM

Morgan

You're right, it doesn't matter. Since your god is a mythical creature, it's kind of pointless to speculate about what languages he may or may not speak.

2/21/2007 4:33:36 PM

Tiny Bulcher

Duw mawr! Twll din pob ffundies!

2/21/2007 4:39:32 PM

JD

\"for we are members one of another.\"

... ...
*Combines with 4 swedish gymnasts to form ULTRA-HAPPY-MAN, Defender of wide grins!*

2/21/2007 4:40:12 PM

LightHorseman

nominate \"Jesus spoke English, just read your Bible!\" award

2/21/2007 5:14:46 PM

SaveTheBales

Ethnocentric much?

2/21/2007 5:15:23 PM

[i]McCulloch[/i]

And that's why the committee had to translate it from Hebrew, Aramaic and Greek into English.

Just too stupid.

2/21/2007 5:20:52 PM

Doctor Whom

English is God's language. No, really. The Hebrews worshiped the golden calf because of the lag time in translating the twin tablets of the law from Jacobean English into ancient Hebrew.

2/21/2007 5:39:32 PM

Marnanel

Tiny Bulcher: Mae pawb yn gwybod am yr iaith wir y nefoedd :)

(\"Everyone knows about the real language of heaven.\" -- \"the language of heaven\" is a slightly oblique way to say \"Welsh\" within Welsh.)

2/21/2007 6:03:35 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

I like the eclectic replies here. Oh, please, let somebody do one in Sindarin!

2/21/2007 6:05:56 PM

Matilde

Yes, you have no proof and is utterly A LIE. In fact, God couldn´t speak a language that didn´t exist UNTIL 1212, AT LEAST!!!. Because, you know, his chosen people spoke an Afroasiatican dialect. Is that indicative of your ethnocentricity and stupidity?, oh yes, it does matter, to potential converters at least.

2/21/2007 6:11:14 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

Tower of Babel spelled wrong. In your case, it should be Tower of Babble.

2/21/2007 6:49:46 PM

Traitor1

ti en geennai?

2/21/2007 6:59:36 PM

Tiny Bulcher

@Marnanel: Diolch y'n fawr!

(And don't push my Welsh much further than that!)

2/21/2007 7:48:13 PM

Old Viking

That's fascinating. Now go to your room and take a nice nap.

2/21/2007 7:59:13 PM
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