No one said it was a perfect language. He said it was God's langugage. I believe it is too.
I believe Adam spoke english, God spoke english, and everyone's language was confused at the Tower of Bable. Only when God's complete revelation comes to man do we come back to his holy language again.
Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope.
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Well, at least he more or less admits he's just making stuff up. I guess while he was worshipping the KJV, he missed actually reading it where it said "Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another." (Eph. 4:25)
... it's hardly the biggest problem in this post, but why would a perfect being create an imperfect language for himself? Lukasaurus said it wasn't perfect there in the post... so why would God make something imperfect? I'm thinking too much, aren't I?
"No one said it was a perfect language. He said it was God's langugage. I believe it is too. So, why don't we find any bible or pre-bible era manuscripts in english?
"Only when God's complete revelation comes to man do we come back to his holy language again."
And, your proof for this assertion is...? C'mon, even a lousy Bible citation supporting this would be interesting.
"Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope."
Well, I'm glad we agree that your idiotic assertion doesn't really matter. I am sorry to see that you're just another mental twinkie to whom evidence and proofs are irrelevant.
Yes, you have no proof and is utterly A LIE. In fact, God couldn´t speak a language that didn´t exist UNTIL 1212, AT LEAST!!!. Because, you know, his chosen people spoke an Afroasiatican dialect. Is that indicative of your ethnocentricity and stupidity?, oh yes, it does matter, to potential converters at least.
It's so easy to bait you people.
Since there is no god, and history proves that the bible was written in Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic, nope, it really doesn't matter a tinker's damn or a fiddler's fuck what vomits forth from your ubiquitous pie hole.
Lukasaurus>> It's so easy to bait you people
Lehet, hogy isten nem is érti, ha magyarul írok? És mi a helyzet az ördöggel?yet , or did said <bullshit> happen while I wasn't looking?
Ugh, I hate you fucktards who think that your own language is the divine language. Guess what, fuckwit? Language evolves .
I'll bet he's 100% certain that God is white, has blue eyes and blond hair, and votes Republican, too.
Well, nobody really knows what the original language was before the whole Tower of Babel debacle. So why would he even think that English was the one?
Why would ANYONE think that?
That's just stupid. Nobody really knows.
If gawd spoke English, why isn't England his favourite country?
BTW, what's with the past tense? gawd spoke? Why not gawd speaks?
¿Y por qué es? ¿Ud. No puede leer el Biblio en otra idioma? ¡Qué lástima! Es necesario hablar un idioma extranjero en el mundo moderno. Recomiendo que tomaría un clase y aprendaría un idioma, una cultura extranjera, y algo del mundo.
"Do I have any proof for this? Nope. Does it really matter? Nope."
Really, do we need any more than this? Fundyism in a nutshell.
Vaya, ahora resulta que Dios habla ingles ¿quien lo hubiera imaginado?
Oh si. Un fundamentalista idiota.
This is a really bad case of believing the Bible word for word. "Hey, it's in English, so God made English!" Yes, despite the fact that it's also written in thousands of other languages...
I believe Adam spoke english, God spoke english
Adam and god spoke a language which has its roots in celtic, latin, german and french, with additional influences of norse and danish?
If God spoke English, it would have been pre-historic English,* none alive today would understand it. It's hard enough to understand Elizabethan English. No, that does not mean the English spoken by Elizabeth II. Idiot!
*Ya know, long before Keltish people, Welsh people and Scottish people. Can you imagine that, dearie?
The old and lost texts, that predates today's Bible, was written in Greek, Latin and Aramaic, not English.
The Tower of Babel is one of my favorite fables in the bible.
I like to think of it as an allegory of human potential. With a little teamwork and understanding we can do anything. It is also ironic that God(religion and other dogmatic ideologies) is preventiong us from becoming gods(our fullest potential).
Also if God is perfect why would he use an imperfect language.
A complete lack of proof or evidence has never stopped these morons from believing any old shit before, so why start now?
Fundie in a nutshell, really.
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