This earth may be 4.55 billion years old, but it has only been in existence for 6100.
[2/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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I'm not a spambot
2/25/2007 3:31:21 AM
2/26/2007 5:15:15 AM
He's a closet Pastafarian. Encourage him!
2/26/2007 5:19:35 AM
2/26/2007 5:25:32 AM
[thought police]Thank you sir. You have shown yourself to be in complete accord with the principles of Ingsoc. [/thought police]
2/26/2007 5:28:41 AM
Man Called True
It's like watching a weasel trying to get a taped egg off its own back...
2/26/2007 5:29:37 AM
Segmentation fault... please recompile.
2/26/2007 5:52:32 AM
Hahaha, holy shit, this has to win an award of some sort.
2/26/2007 6:04:46 AM
2/26/2007 6:06:13 AM
O'Brien: Ingsoc has existed since the beginning of time and will always exist. Before ingsoc there was nothing
The same logic seems to be used by AV1611VET
Prax beat me to the joke I wanted to use, though.
2/26/2007 6:09:29 AM
2/26/2007 6:27:43 AM
Is there any possible context in which this might make sense? Seriously, I'm trying to understand the mindset that produced this sentence, and I'm drawing a complete blank.
2/26/2007 6:28:50 AM
My ID-card may say I'm 12, but that's the time I've been in existence. My real age is 21. Please give me the booze.
2/26/2007 6:41:47 AM
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, stop giving me facts, waaaaaaaaaaaah!
2/26/2007 7:01:13 AM
Non-Contradiction Award, hands down.
2/26/2007 7:09:46 AM
Somebody reads too much Terry Pratchett. Here's a hint, AV1611NET: \"The Last Continent\" is not a documentary. Only on the Discworld can you have rock paintings thirty thousand years old but which weren't there last week.
2/26/2007 7:21:47 AM
I might be seventeen years old but I am most definitely fifty-three.
2/26/2007 7:25:25 AM
It would be easier to chew off ones own head then to make sense of this fuckwit.
2/26/2007 7:58:54 AM
2/26/2007 9:59:46 AM
What can I say...
2/26/2007 10:04:02 AM
</newspeak>AV1611VET doubleplus good duckspeaker </newspeak>
2/26/2007 10:10:43 AM
(@BoxerShorts) My guess would be some kind of Gosseanism (you know, God created the earth recently but with the appeareance of old age), but it is certainly a contradiction in the way he expressed it, so I vote for Non-Contradiction Award too.
2/26/2007 10:58:50 AM
2/26/2007 11:14:02 AM
That... was priceless
definitly award seconded
2/26/2007 11:43:04 AM
I'll alert the Nobel Prize people
2/26/2007 11:45:00 AM