Quote# 21191

This earth may be 4.55 billion years old, but it has only been in existence for 6100.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 91 Comments [2/25/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Mike

::headdesk::

2/25/2007 3:31:21 AM

Lunalelle

Buh?

2/26/2007 5:15:15 AM

Thursday

He's a closet Pastafarian. Encourage him!

2/26/2007 5:19:35 AM

Strife767

Error.

2/26/2007 5:25:32 AM

Prax

[thought police]Thank you sir. You have shown yourself to be in complete accord with the principles of Ingsoc. [/thought police]

2/26/2007 5:28:41 AM

Man Called True

It's like watching a weasel trying to get a taped egg off its own back...

2/26/2007 5:29:37 AM

Viridian

Segmentation fault... please recompile.

2/26/2007 5:52:32 AM

Axver

Hahaha, holy shit, this has to win an award of some sort.

2/26/2007 6:04:46 AM

Beccs

What?

2/26/2007 6:06:13 AM

acebrock

O'Brien: Ingsoc has existed since the beginning of time and will always exist. Before ingsoc there was nothing

The same logic seems to be used by AV1611VET

Prax beat me to the joke I wanted to use, though.

2/26/2007 6:09:29 AM

Osiris

W.T.F.

2/26/2007 6:27:43 AM

BoxerShorts

Is there any possible context in which this might make sense? Seriously, I'm trying to understand the mindset that produced this sentence, and I'm drawing a complete blank.

2/26/2007 6:28:50 AM

NotMe

My ID-card may say I'm 12, but that's the time I've been in existence. My real age is 21. Please give me the booze.

2/26/2007 6:41:47 AM

Julian

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah, stop giving me facts, waaaaaaaaaaaah!

2/26/2007 7:01:13 AM

Mac

Non-Contradiction Award, hands down.

2/26/2007 7:09:46 AM

Barbarian

Somebody reads too much Terry Pratchett. Here's a hint, AV1611NET: \"The Last Continent\" is not a documentary. Only on the Discworld can you have rock paintings thirty thousand years old but which weren't there last week.

2/26/2007 7:21:47 AM

[url=http://bentmywookie.blogspot.com/]Jacob[/url]

I might be seventeen years old but I am most definitely fifty-three.

2/26/2007 7:25:25 AM

Redhunter

It would be easier to chew off ones own head then to make sense of this fuckwit.

2/26/2007 7:58:54 AM

Blue Lithium

Non-contradiction?

2/26/2007 9:59:46 AM

Tuomo

What can I say...

2/26/2007 10:04:02 AM

noself

</newspeak>AV1611VET doubleplus good duckspeaker </newspeak>

2/26/2007 10:10:43 AM

Alejandro

(@BoxerShorts) My guess would be some kind of Gosseanism (you know, God created the earth recently but with the appeareance of old age), but it is certainly a contradiction in the way he expressed it, so I vote for Non-Contradiction Award too.

2/26/2007 10:58:50 AM

anevilmeme

Evidence please?

2/26/2007 11:14:02 AM

Opethian_Days

That... was priceless
definitly award seconded

2/26/2007 11:43:04 AM

Homer

Excellent reasoning.
I'll alert the Nobel Prize people

2/26/2007 11:45:00 AM

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