Maggie_T #fundie freeconservatives.com

Hey, morons! The man who's telling you that we'll all drown tomorrow is the same joker who credits himself with having invented the Internet. Remember? The "muse" that inspired Whatshisname Seagal to write "love Story." He's preying on your fears, you gullible fools! And yet you believe his apocalyptic rantings without question or thought.

Incidentally, has it ever occurred to you that this prophet of doom should at least pretend he sets the example by riding a bicycle, or something, instead of polluting the air with his private jet and his SUV?

Liberals and eco-nazis are all a bunch of dimwits who were born to be slaves to every con-artist out there. Barnaum was right: there's one born every minute. And they all vote democrat.

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