TonyN #fundie iidb.org

One of [the amoebas] gets the bright idea of wanting to exit this primordial soup. It tells other amoebas that it wants to grow legs to walk out of the soup. The other amoebas say: Wait, what's a leg? Well, a leg is made up of stuff; flesh, bones, blood vessels, tissue, and it has to have a nervous system for electricity to make those muscles work. Wait! What's a nervous system? But this amoeba is so smart it just tells them all to play along with it cause he is sick and tired of living in this soup. He tells all the amoebas to just WILL it to be so! Will it to be so! Will it to be so! Will it to be so! he screams at the top of his voice that hasn't even formed yet.

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