Yes, another poster was correct. Though similar to Porch Monkeys, I also believe what you saw was the always elusive Yard Ape. Usually found in the Great Plains region Yard Apes have been known on occasion to migrate as far south as Central Texas. The best way to differentiate between the two is to note the close proximity of a Lincoon Coontinental, with this you can always be assured that you have indeed spotted the authentic Yard Ape.

Negro Spotting is a wonderful hobby and retired white people often partake in this activity whilst traveling about in their motor homes. There are so many colorful colored folk across this great land, it boggles the mind.

For Instance: The New York & New Jersey states have negros known as Crackheads and Pimps-n-Hos; much like the Texas Moon Crickets this group is seen in the dark of the night and only come out during the daylight hours to replenish their needed supplies. Further south in the Washington D.C. and Maryland area, you will find your Welfare Negros. This group has settled in this area due to the fact that their monthly check is delivered in a very short period of time. As stated before the South Eastern States, Georgia, Virginias, Carolinas, are home to the Native Porch Monkeys. Moving farther West, in Alabama and Mississippi, you will encounter the Uncle Toms; who are a very content group living off the land and whatever they can scrape up off the road. Entering Louisiana, you will find perhaps Americas most unique group of negros, the Coonass. Such a different group, the Coonass's language and culture cannot be understood by even their closest black brethren. The Midwest, Detroit and Chicago, is home to the Uppities ;who's howls and rants can be heard twenty four hours a day for miles and miles. You will find the Mountain states practically devoid of American negros, due to the fact that even negros can't stand to be surrounded by that many Mexicans and Mormons. California is the only true melding pot for the American Negro and you can find most of the tribes living there at any time.