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There is no evidence that anyone could present to me that could convince me God is not real. God himself could appear before me and try to prove to me he is not real and I wouldn't believe him either

yourcuteguy, Secularity 41 Comments [3/21/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Tom

That's too bad. We don't have to prove God false. You have to prove God true.

3/22/2007 12:39:31 AM

anti-nonsense

Typical fundie.

3/22/2007 1:48:57 AM

Brian X

I know that's supposed to be a hypothetical, but still, the logical implications of that statement...

3/22/2007 1:57:05 AM

Crew

That's a fundie for you.

3/22/2007 2:07:00 AM

Jacob

Profoundly stupid.

3/22/2007 2:16:15 AM

anevilmeme

uh.. what?

3/22/2007 2:19:11 AM

pshaw

\"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.

\"The argument goes something like this: I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'

\"But,' says Man, The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'

\"Oh dear,' says God, I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.

\"Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.

3/22/2007 2:25:52 AM

BoxerShorts

I once described a fundy argument as \"circular logic tied in a gordian knot.\" This is kind of like that, only worse.

3/22/2007 2:32:59 AM

Sandman

Um...you would refuse to believe God himself? Not a very good Christian, are you?

3/22/2007 2:37:10 AM

Anonymous

Well, I dunno, God appearing before a True Believer and declaring that he does not exist would likely cause the True Believer to think he's really Satan.

3/22/2007 2:43:06 AM

Zadic

You wouldn't believe the mad ramblings of your own god? Well at least that's a step up from the fundies who think their god tells them the sky is green when their eyes tell them it is blue. To which they go around telling scientists they are wrong for thinking the sky is blue as god's word is the only proof they need.

3/22/2007 2:43:20 AM

[i]McCulloch[/i]

That is the same as admitting that belief in God is not rational, or did you think of that?

3/22/2007 2:44:38 AM

Papabear

Well, good for you. If God was actually there in front of you, there would be no disproving he was actually there in front of you. Big whup.

Prove God is real.

3/22/2007 3:04:25 AM

Dracus

So you are saying you won't believe someting God says. isn't that blasphemy or someting? These fundies just are too easy to burn, sadly, they don't realise it themselves

ps. am I the only one who thinks his name is increadibly gay

3/22/2007 4:37:14 AM

Redhunter

Ironically, god itself appearing before me is about the only thing that WOULD convince me.
You fundie people really are at odds with logic, aren't you?

3/22/2007 5:21:18 AM

NotMe

I know the last guy who stood in front of me and claimed he didn't exist lost a few teeth when I tried to walk on, I mean, he wasn't there was he? I hit some sort of massive object and then there was blood on the ground. I have no idea where it came from. The next day I saw the guy who wasn't there had lost a tooth.

3/22/2007 7:07:51 AM

Beccs

How could god appear to you and tell you he's not real if he doesn't exist.

3/22/2007 7:24:48 AM

Prager

Honestly Stubborn and Ignorant Award!

3/22/2007 8:19:10 AM

Jonathan

Fundamentalist Christianity

Where bad logic and closed mindedness are Virtues!

3/22/2007 1:29:29 PM

Matilde

What I wonder is what idea of God he has, is it a Santa like man, a voice in the sky or what?.

3/22/2007 1:55:19 PM

person

wow, you're a moron. congradulations.

3/22/2007 3:09:36 PM

Scotty

\"God himself could appear before me and try to prove to me he is not real and I wouldn't believe him either\"

That sounds rather blasphemous. Sound like someone needs a good old-fashioned stoning!

3/22/2007 3:26:03 PM

David B.

Actually, if God appeared before me and said he didn't exist, I probably wouldn't believe him either!

At least, not before the meds kicked in!

3/22/2007 3:33:51 PM

szenah

Time to get your logic circuits checked, Mr. Data.

3/22/2007 5:57:31 PM

Julian

So much for an omnipotent God if he can't convince one feeble minded little toe rag he doesn't exist!

3/22/2007 6:16:27 PM

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