There is no evidence that anyone could present to me that could convince me God is not real. God himself could appear before me and try to prove to me he is not real and I wouldn't believe him either
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"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
"The argument goes something like this: I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
"But,' says Man, The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
"Oh dear,' says God, I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
"Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
So you are saying you won't believe someting God says. isn't that blasphemy or someting? These fundies just are too easy to burn, sadly, they don't realise it themselves
ps. am I the only one who thinks his name is increadibly gay
I know the last guy who stood in front of me and claimed he didn't exist lost a few teeth when I tried to walk on, I mean, he wasn't there was he? I hit some sort of massive object and then there was blood on the ground. I have no idea where it came from. The next day I saw the guy who wasn't there had lost a tooth.
Actually, if God appeared before me and said he didn't exist, I probably wouldn't believe him either!
At least, not before the meds kicked in!
Did this guy claim to be more knowledgeable about his God's existance than his own God - who he imagines, apparently, being some sort of paradox-arguing deceiver?
"Hey, Steve. Listen, I think you should know I don't exist."
"LIAR!"
"So you don't believe me? Going to hell."
"Waitwaitwait, okay, I believe you don't exist."
"Oh, you do? Well, in that case... going to hell."
If god really tried, he would convince you. He could just use his powers to numb your brain and convince you that he doesn't exist. Or he could plant the idea in your brain and then erase all recolections of your encounter. Or he could appear in disguise and turn you into an atheist. Or he could make you appear in a mental health institute and convince you that you were delusional. The thing with omnipotence is that the only limit is your creativity.
@NonProphet
"Hey, Steve. Listen, I think you should know I don't exist."
"LIAR!"
"So you don't believe me? Going to hell."
"Waitwaitwait, okay, I believe you don't exist."
"Oh, you do? Well, in that case... going to hell."
Okay, I need a white robe, a false beard, two gallons of glow-in-the-dark paint and this guy's address, stat!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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